Sayings get said. Did that sink into your head? See? Used one there. How words on a page can sink beats my lair. But some make even less sense when we tend to let them come out more dense. As in use them wrong from here to Hong Kong.
Tow the line.
So you drag it by its spine?
Damn, all wrong there.
Toe the line at ones lair.
Interest was peaked.
Silver Fox just freaked.
His interest was piqued.
Or maybe out his hate peeked.
I could care less.
Umm okay I guess.
Care less if you like.
I couldn't care less about your hike.
You are a shoe-in.
Blue likes that new spin.
But again only one shoe.
Maybe a shoo-in without a clue?
I'm honing in on you.
So getting better at my zoo?
I must have a way to go.
I'm homing in on it though.
I said it for piece of mind.
Are you a cannibal of some kind?
Not getting any pieces here.
I said it for peace of mind to be clear.
You'll just have to make due.
Are you going to pay my zoo?
I don't take checks, just cash.
You'll have to make do with my newsflash.
What a boldface lie.
Care to give it another try?
Did plastic surgery make it bold?
That's a bald-face lie I'm told.
I'll give you free reign.
That won't end it pain.
For nothing is ever free.
I guess free rein isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Are you passionate now?
The throws of passion can wow.
Watch what you biff though?
The throes of passion are deadly, you know.
The cat is now done. I've had my fun. Any more that you've done or seen incorrect? We sure used some wrong as we reflect. But then you know and away you go. Time to toe that line and give free rein to the feline. Wait. I think I already have the latter with a side of sass. So I'll just continue on being a little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Tow the line.
So you drag it by its spine?
Damn, all wrong there.
Toe the line at ones lair.
Interest was peaked.
Silver Fox just freaked.
His interest was piqued.
Or maybe out his hate peeked.
I could care less.
Umm okay I guess.
Care less if you like.
I couldn't care less about your hike.
You are a shoe-in.
Blue likes that new spin.
But again only one shoe.
Maybe a shoo-in without a clue?
I'm honing in on you.
So getting better at my zoo?
I must have a way to go.
I'm homing in on it though.
I said it for piece of mind.
Are you a cannibal of some kind?
Not getting any pieces here.
I said it for peace of mind to be clear.
You'll just have to make due.
Are you going to pay my zoo?
I don't take checks, just cash.
You'll have to make do with my newsflash.
What a boldface lie.
Care to give it another try?
Did plastic surgery make it bold?
That's a bald-face lie I'm told.
I'll give you free reign.
That won't end it pain.
For nothing is ever free.
I guess free rein isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Are you passionate now?
The throws of passion can wow.
Watch what you biff though?
The throes of passion are deadly, you know.
The cat is now done. I've had my fun. Any more that you've done or seen incorrect? We sure used some wrong as we reflect. But then you know and away you go. Time to toe that line and give free rein to the feline. Wait. I think I already have the latter with a side of sass. So I'll just continue on being a little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGot in
DeleteFor the win
A great poem Pat,
ReplyDeleteTow the line
For me is just fine.
Mustn't upset anyone.
By having a wee bit of fun.
Yvonne.
Tow and yank
DeleteDon't walk the plank
#3
ReplyDeleteIn the place to be!
The Silver Fox just freaked at his show?
DeleteSay it ain't say!
Say it ain't say?
DeleteNo so today?
Freaked you made him too
DeleteShame on Blue
That one line is so wrong. It should be I couldn't care less.
ReplyDeleteYep, the not needs to be
DeleteOr things are dumb when the not is free
Humans sure come up with some confusing goodies!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAt each zoo
I'll give free rein, but right now we need rain
ReplyDeleteRain for free
DeleteMay come to be
You're a shoe in what? Mud?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe water
DeleteBothering an otter
Some days I feel
ReplyDeleteAs if someone real
Dragged me by the spine
‘Cuz my back’s out of align
Yep, back pain sucks
DeleteCan make us give many flucks
Haha pique, I have used wrong on occasion
ReplyDeleteOh well, sometimes all is not swell
Silver don’t do the super freak...now, I have that song playing in my head...it’s going to be a long day...
I've used it wrong in the past too
DeleteI'm sure many have had it come due
Don't freak out
With it about
Drives me nuts. The one that still cracks me up is when someone commented on why the flag wasn't flying at half massed.
ReplyDeleteMassed too big
DeleteAt least it lets you get in a dig
Happy Monday, everyone!
ReplyDeleteHope a fine one is had
DeleteAt your pad
We do have our sayings
ReplyDeleteand some of them are fine
but some of them
make me reach for more wine
betty
That some can do
DeleteDrives you to drink on cue
I use, "I couldn't care less." quite a bit.
ReplyDeleteSo do we
DeleteThe not just has to come to be
How about "Into each life some rain must fall."
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why it must, do you all?
Hmm maybe to stay hydrated or humble
DeleteEither way, it can make one mumble
I like Joanne's about the rain. Sorry I don't have suggestions to add.
ReplyDeleteLet it rain
DeleteDown the drain
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ReplyDeleteWinner winner
DeleteBurd dinner?
Some sayings make sense and others leave me baffled when I stop to think about their meaning. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Stop and think
DeleteAnd some may bring you to the brink
Is it really bald faced lie?
ReplyDeleteWell oh me oh my.
I've never heard it said that way.
Always wrong I guess at my bay.
Actually for that one both are deemed right
DeleteJust depends on how they are used in the light
Nothing is free, there are always hidden fees and strings attached ~
ReplyDeleteThat there are
DeleteFrom food to car
I could care a lot less
ReplyDeleteabout idiots who could care less
Of them, I couldn't think less
like the Prez of the US.
haha and with his mess
DeleteSure goes less and less
"We'll just have to make do" was a staple of my childhood. Funny thing though, it never felt like we were making do. Loved your play with correct and incorrect!
ReplyDeleteNever does feel that way
DeleteWhen happy at one's bay
Fun to play
With the word fray
I'm with Fundy. We always had to make do, growing up with 4 of us being raised by a single mom. Sometimes, "do" didn't get done, but I turned out fine in the long run.
ReplyDeleteGetting it done or not
DeleteSure left you with your own plot
The throws of passion would hurt quite a bit
ReplyDeletepassion will suffice, throwing may cause a fit.
That it would
DeleteUnless on something soft in ones hood