This post is for you. It is so true. It is so much better. Just read every single letter. Read and read as it takes seed. I guess it all takes seed at once when you see it. But as I type it comes bit by bit. Forget that. Read away where you're at.
This is for you.
It is the best.
Every word is true.
You have such zest.
You'll be a perfect fit.
You'll work the best.
You are the shit.
You pass the test.
No test taken.
You are that good.
We aren't mistaken.
That should be understood.
All about you.
Nothing for we.
That is soooo true.
Focus on thee.
Shift the focus?
Bah, don't go there.
No hocus pocus.
Don't you dare.
We have none applied?
We are in desperation mode?
We may have lied?
We sold you a load?
We want you to do crap?
We don't want to tell?
We made our lips flap?
We gave a hard sell?
But it's all about you.
There is no we.
You haven't a clue.
Only we is you, me and thee.
A repeat times two?
See how much we love you?
It is so true.
Love like super glue.
We can't get another?
Bah, forget that.
We're just like your mother.
You're the best cat.
Pffffffffffft is what we say. Followed closely by a no friggin way. Can you see desperation when it is about? We can sure pick it out. Applied for one job and they tried to get us to do another one. The one that got applied to by no one. And for crap pay. So we went on our way. If that desperate they can pay more. Ever get super desperate at your shore? On that we'll hopefully forever take a pass. I wouldn't be a very good desperate little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
This is for you.
It is the best.
Every word is true.
You have such zest.
You'll be a perfect fit.
You'll work the best.
You are the shit.
You pass the test.
No test taken.
You are that good.
We aren't mistaken.
That should be understood.
All about you.
Nothing for we.
That is soooo true.
Focus on thee.
Shift the focus?
Bah, don't go there.
No hocus pocus.
Don't you dare.
We have none applied?
We are in desperation mode?
We may have lied?
We sold you a load?
We want you to do crap?
We don't want to tell?
We made our lips flap?
We gave a hard sell?
But it's all about you.
There is no we.
You haven't a clue.
Only we is you, me and thee.
A repeat times two?
See how much we love you?
It is so true.
Love like super glue.
We can't get another?
Bah, forget that.
We're just like your mother.
You're the best cat.
Pffffffffffft is what we say. Followed closely by a no friggin way. Can you see desperation when it is about? We can sure pick it out. Applied for one job and they tried to get us to do another one. The one that got applied to by no one. And for crap pay. So we went on our way. If that desperate they can pay more. Ever get super desperate at your shore? On that we'll hopefully forever take a pass. I wouldn't be a very good desperate little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteIt’s just us
Not as many people desperate today, to be number 1
DeleteHank got in
DeleteFor the win
Good morning True
DeleteHank
Morning now
DeleteWay at the meow
Two
ReplyDeleteBack to two
DeleteThere for you
Never that desperate!
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Glad you stood your ground. Not being happy at one's job is not good for one's psyche.
ReplyDeleteSure not good for it
DeleteAs you have to deal with even more umm spit
I took a job at Marineland
ReplyDeleteThinking it would be grand
They got me cleaning toilets all day
I’d also have show up and pay
For my uniform.....NO Way!
I left, not looking back..scooda Hoo, Scooda Hay
haha sure sounds like the right thing to do
DeleteBlah to paying and cleaning up poo
time at Burger King as a teen was like a prison sentence
ReplyDeleteSounds rather bad
DeleteAt the burger king pad
Good pay would work for me!
ReplyDeleteWorks for us
DeleteWe wouldn't, at least too much, cuss
My son had that happening to him. Didn't realize bait and switch applied to employment as well!
ReplyDeleteSure try it time and time again
DeleteCan stuff it at their den
Love it, whether intended or not...it made me think of politics and all the current lies about things being for us, when it's clearly all about him and his.
ReplyDelete<a href="https://4ccccs.blogspot.com/2018/06/still-knitting-watching-cranford.html>Sandy's Space</a>
Around politics can go
DeleteA familiar flow
Perfect for me
ReplyDeleteWould fill me with glee
But often perfect is not the goal
And the giver is just a troll
Troll they be
DeleteOn them we throw cat pee
Well, gee, it's about time you devoted a post to me! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI mean, that is what you said, innit?
Oh yeah, it was all for you
DeleteGood catch at your zoo
Seems to be the norm today
ReplyDeleteno one really truly means what they say
betty
Nope, full of crap
DeleteAs away they flap
I applied for a job at a laundromat when I was 18. I ended up making flyers and addressing envelopes for the managers daughter for her new business. Not the job I applied for.
ReplyDeleteSwitched it about
DeleteSure not the ad they put out
Hello, all! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteYipppeeeee
DeleteFor weeeee
orlin N cassie.....if de FSG starts in bout her place oh employ N de bull shitz...her will still be typin on joon 14 2098 sew we will just say heerz ta a trout filled thuzday... ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteThat would be one long comment to see
DeleteMight break google if it came to be
I'm glad that you know
ReplyDeleteI'm the star of the show
As the world must see
It's all about me!
All about you
DeleteLike when one has to go to the loo?
About time you stood your ground ~ Get the job that you deserve ~
ReplyDeletehaha deserve you say?
DeletePffft right at our bay
Has a bridal shop owner talk me into working with her after my other job went belly up. Lots of fun promises for the work environment, but could tell she was full of it on my first day there so I ended up quitting. She never did pay me for my one day of work either.
ReplyDeleteCan sure tell right quick
DeleteThen leave some slick
Long time ago, I was sooo desperate to change job that I almost accepted offer from a company far far away. It would take 2 hours one way to/from home. I’m so glad I passed it! Got another job closer to home :-)
ReplyDeleteHave to hold out
DeleteWouldn't want to be that far out and about
The atate of desperation is not a pleasant state to be in......been there.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That it wouldn't be
DeleteThey can stuff it at their sea
Better for You, Yep times two
ReplyDeleteWhen desperation takes after you
Just relax
And no sweat
And not to show one's weakness too
Hank
Hide it away
DeleteOr jump in the bay
Always a good idea to get a job that fits you and makes you happy. Have a great week end Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteHappy though, doubtful with the 9-5 biz