Are you ready to read my post today? Fun how ready and read change with a Y at play. Don't you think? Maybe thunk brings you to the brink. Think and thunk. What a funk.
Here it comes.
Plank your bums.
Bums to the floor.
Maybe against the door.
I don't care.
Bums beware.
Throw in a butt.
But we did that rut.
Anyway, get ready.
This comes steady.
Are you ready for it?
It is the shit.
Are you ready yet?
Ready and set?
Ready you must be.
I will now tell thee.
I'm typing a post.
I typed it at my coast.
Isn't that amazing?
I know now you are gazing.
Gazing in hate?
Took the bait.
Loved by the cat.
Let's chew the fat.
Chew and chew.
It's ready for you.
Are you ready for it?
We did that bit.
You are ready.
Just like Freddy.
One two he's coming for you.
Three four I haven't a clue.
Ready to repeat?
Isn't ready neat?
Are you ready for ready's way?
Read that right today?
You're standing there.
You are aware.
You are at par.
So ready you are.
Did you get the cat? Follow any of that? Ready for the answer for today? Are you wishing ready would go away? Are you ready for that foray? Of course you are. Why? Because you don't go far. You do nothing at all. Therefore you are ready at your hall. So why ask are you ready all the time? Are you hoping to piss off a mime? Are you ready to listen to my words? Oh look, birds. I guess you aren't ready for my sass. I'll now ready more for tomorrow from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Here it comes.
Plank your bums.
Bums to the floor.
Maybe against the door.
I don't care.
Bums beware.
Throw in a butt.
But we did that rut.
Anyway, get ready.
This comes steady.
Are you ready for it?
It is the shit.
Are you ready yet?
Ready and set?
Ready you must be.
I will now tell thee.
I'm typing a post.
I typed it at my coast.
Isn't that amazing?
I know now you are gazing.
Gazing in hate?
Took the bait.
Loved by the cat.
Let's chew the fat.
Chew and chew.
It's ready for you.
Are you ready for it?
We did that bit.
You are ready.
Just like Freddy.
One two he's coming for you.
Three four I haven't a clue.
Ready to repeat?
Isn't ready neat?
Are you ready for ready's way?
Read that right today?
You're standing there.
You are aware.
You are at par.
So ready you are.
Did you get the cat? Follow any of that? Ready for the answer for today? Are you wishing ready would go away? Are you ready for that foray? Of course you are. Why? Because you don't go far. You do nothing at all. Therefore you are ready at your hall. So why ask are you ready all the time? Are you hoping to piss off a mime? Are you ready to listen to my words? Oh look, birds. I guess you aren't ready for my sass. I'll now ready more for tomorrow from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteIn you go
DeleteUpping the flow
Good morning Hank
DeleteThat's 7 in a row
DeleteAnd still no dough
Hank
Good mornimg True
DeleteGood for you
Hank
7 and morning too
DeleteTo all in view
I'm alwasys ready Pat.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
Yvonne.
Ready as can be
DeleteThe way at one's sea
Get ready, to not be #1
DeleteNot a one
DeleteAs 2 is done
I could go for some Ready Whip!
ReplyDeleteHaha with strawberries...
DeleteReady it up
DeleteWithout a hiccup
I always think I am ready
ReplyDeleteBut, am I really as I run about
lol...
In fact I am running late
no number 1 is my fate...
Did you run late or sit late?
DeleteHmmm could be a weird fate
Ready for the weekend ~ Just a bit disappointed its going to rain all weekend ~
ReplyDeleteSun today
DeleteBut then rain here is on its way
I did all my work early and now I'm just ready to chill.
ReplyDeleteChilling works for us
DeleteNo muss, no fuss
anticipation and readiness is part of the joy. Indeed, like Alex I did my chores- mowed the front lawn before too hot today. Now ready for friends to arrive - it's Sangria Saturday. Nosh and pool float! c'mon over at 11
ReplyDeleteFloating away is grand
DeleteThere in your land
Ready as I'll ever be, Pat.
ReplyDeleteLike ever?
DeleteLike no more, never?
You've done it again. Now I have Little Richard's "Ready Teddy" running through my head!
ReplyDeleteCan do that with ease
DeleteInto your head with the breeze
I'm always ready.
ReplyDeleteReady to go
DeleteWith the flow
Ready or not, here I come!
ReplyDeleteHide and Seek was so much fun!
That it was indeed
DeletePlayed it plenty at our feed
Get steady with Ready
ReplyDeleteForever not to worry
Being alert
To assert
His brand of authority
Hank
Alert and aware
DeleteCan sure work at one's lair
I'm ready to get some writing done....unless I procrastinate.
ReplyDeleteYOU have a great one.
Procrastination may stop that
DeleteBut ready is fine where you are at
So glad it's not humid and hot
ReplyDeleteAnd sticky and sweaty I am not.
Blah to it
DeleteNot fun one bit
I’m not ready most of the time when asked if I’m ready. I have to go anyway!
ReplyDeleteHave to get to it
DeleteOr some may have a fit
"I was born ready" as the old saying goes.
ReplyDeleteReady for what, however, who knows?
Whatever comes by
DeleteReady on the fly
Ask my husband and he’ll tell you I am never ready. He spends half his life waiting for me to get my shit together.
ReplyDeletehaha sling you over his shoulder and go
DeleteNo more waiting in tow
My hubby always says "Are you ready?"
ReplyDeleteI always say yes in a few minutes...drives him nuts:)
haha keep him waiting
DeleteWith the baiting