At least cats look at you in disgust and it is feed me or bust. Unlike the dog who eats things in disgust and in everything with you they trust. Why am I telling you that? Can't give a bad name to the cat.
Did you hear, did you hear?
So and so shed a tear.
The cried over dirt.
It got on their skirt.
Isn't that juicy juice?
Come on and let loose.
Go and tell so and so.
So and so has to know.
Did you hear about that?
Wow, that is some scat.
I have to tell one and all.
I'll share it on my Farcebook wall.
Did you hear about him?
He went out on a limb.
He fell in a lake.
It deserves a double take.
Did you hear about her?
She grows fur.
It comes out her ears.
I bet her head has gears.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah. It is full of strat.
Did you hear that means shit?
The cat told me to say it.
Did you hear about so and so?
Is that a yes or a no?
No. Not that so and so.
That so and so is in the know.
Did you mention so and so?
That is a high and not a low.
That so and so isn't in a row.
So and so is my new foe.
Did you hear about they?
They went on their way.
They are sooooo bad at it.
Say that and they'll have a fit.
Did you hear, did you hear?
If not, come a little near.
I'll tell you what they fear.
Did you hear, did you hear?
So did you hear? No need to tell my rhyming rear. For it it gossip hound and not gossip cat. So go be a hound where you are at. Are you a gossip nut stuck in a gossip rut? If so, the cat will tell you about so and so with my next pass, which may only come when I turn into a canine little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Did you hear, did you hear?
So and so shed a tear.
The cried over dirt.
It got on their skirt.
Isn't that juicy juice?
Come on and let loose.
Go and tell so and so.
So and so has to know.
Did you hear about that?
Wow, that is some scat.
I have to tell one and all.
I'll share it on my Farcebook wall.
Did you hear about him?
He went out on a limb.
He fell in a lake.
It deserves a double take.
Did you hear about her?
She grows fur.
It comes out her ears.
I bet her head has gears.
Did you hear about that?
Yeah. It is full of strat.
Did you hear that means shit?
The cat told me to say it.
Did you hear about so and so?
Is that a yes or a no?
No. Not that so and so.
That so and so is in the know.
Did you mention so and so?
That is a high and not a low.
That so and so isn't in a row.
So and so is my new foe.
Did you hear about they?
They went on their way.
They are sooooo bad at it.
Say that and they'll have a fit.
Did you hear, did you hear?
If not, come a little near.
I'll tell you what they fear.
Did you hear, did you hear?
So did you hear? No need to tell my rhyming rear. For it it gossip hound and not gossip cat. So go be a hound where you are at. Are you a gossip nut stuck in a gossip rut? If so, the cat will tell you about so and so with my next pass, which may only come when I turn into a canine little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I always keep my ear to the ground,
ReplyDeleteTo hear what's being said.
There's always gossip in my street.
Most of it goes over my head.
Yvonne.
Let it go over
DeleteMore fun to play with rover
#2
ReplyDeleteRight
DeleteWith the flight
Third time's a charm they say!
ReplyDeleteGossiping is cheap.
Cheap indeed
Delete3rd takes seed
We don't care much for gossip, I'd rather listen for the food can to open!
ReplyDeleteA much better noise
DeleteCan sure bring joys
LOL...this reminds me of Cat in the Hat. You always make me smile. Wish I had your talent.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
A smile works for us
DeleteJust find something, throw in some rhyme, and maybe a little fuss
Sometimes gossip I will do
ReplyDeleteThough I know its not good to do
Need to stop that
Says the cat.
Betty
Don't want to be a hound
DeleteThose types aren't very profound
I still love a saying by Alice Roosevelt - if you don't have something nice to say, come sit by me.
ReplyDeleteSit and swear
DeleteShow you care
I gossip about my crazy neighbors, that's about it. lol
ReplyDeletelol well they make it hard
DeleteGoing wacko right there in the courtyard
Your rhymes and comments are making me smile every day.
ReplyDeleteGlad it is grand
DeleteHere in my land
If you're saying nice things about someone, is it gossip?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it still is
DeleteJust a nicer version of the gossip biz
Not a gossip hound here but there are a few in our extended family. It's tiresome.
ReplyDeleteTiresome it can be
DeleteWhen I see them, I flee
We cats here don't gossip. We just mind our own business and hope for more food. Who wants to waste time gossiping. Have a great day Pat.
ReplyDeleteGetting food sure is a win
DeleteYeah, gossip is just a waste of time at one's bin
Lend An Ear For Did You Hear!
ReplyDeleteHeard gossips but not to bother
Waste of time
Better decline
To look for more reliable matter
Hank
Decline and go on one's way
DeleteThe best play
Since I'm not on FB my 'hearing' (Heh) is limited:)
ReplyDeleteNo Farcebook is the way
DeleteWorks for our bay
People sure do love to gossip. Think how much more people could get done in a day if they didn't have their noses butting into other people's business.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they'd sure have time
DeleteAnd wouldn't whine using that chime
I stay away from people who gossip and there are many. Maybe that is why I don’t have many friends lol :-)
ReplyDeletelol cats are better anyway
DeleteGossip hounds can go drown in the bay
I don’t like to gossip about people, but i know a few who do,
ReplyDeleteAll know a few
DeleteThey sure come due