Ready to Become A Fan Of The Dirty, Cranky, Dusty, Nose Picking, Mean, Loud, Lazy, Large, Odd, Dopey, Silly, Greedy, Smelly, Whiny, Lying, Old Man?
Ever see a title that long? Does it sound all kinds of wrong? Do you think it is an adult one? Like the Profanity Granny run? Nope, not one bit. It is a kids book as release number 121 is lit. Ready to become a fan? Say his name three times fast and you'll be the woman or man.
Have you tried to say it three times fast yet? Is no a safe bet? Intrigued by the loooooooooooooong arse title that came due? Oh the ideas that pop in at our zoo. I could have a name as long as him come to pass, but I have grown attached to simply my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Everything is always right in the town of Cherry Bright. People come and people go. They step to and they step fro. They make sure that all is tame and that every day turns out the same. At least until he caught the sight of the town of Cherry Bright.
They thought him dirty and rather mean. They ran away and made a scene. They thought him dusty and rather loud. They ran home while he stood quite proud. He was sure that they would soon be a fan of the dirty, cranky, dusty, nose picking, mean, loud, lazy, large, odd, dopey, silly, greedy, smelly, whiny, lying, old man.
Have you tried to say it three times fast yet? Is no a safe bet? Intrigued by the loooooooooooooong arse title that came due? Oh the ideas that pop in at our zoo. I could have a name as long as him come to pass, but I have grown attached to simply my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 5 in a row
DeleteHopefully an even flow!
Hank
Up you go
DeleteWith a flow
A great fun post Pat.
ReplyDeleteI'm like that and I'm a woman...lol
Have a great day.
Yvonne.
lol there you go
DeleteIn the know
Ready to Become A Fan Of The Old Man?
ReplyDeleteAt Cherry Bright things you'll find
Saying it all again
All with no refrain
Just murmuring the name all the time
Hank
Murmur away
DeleteTongue tied on display
Cherry Bright
ReplyDeletemight bring fright
Nose pickin’ just ain’t right (lol)
Congrats Pat on #121
haha sometimes you have to pick
DeleteJust watch where you flick
Just turn the fire hose on him.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
One way to get the dirt away
DeleteAnd maybe rid his display
Cherry Bright looks rather nice
ReplyDeleteBut that there fellow makes me think twice
Twice is the key
DeleteWhen he comes to be
congrats. That title makes kids read. Looks like a very fun story
ReplyDeleteRead they sure will
DeleteAs the page it can fill
Congratulations, Pat!
ReplyDeleteJust for today, I won't mention the cat.
The illustrations are great
I'm wondering if the old man ain't?
He looks a bit picky
his nose is too icky
what a fun read this will be!
Good luck to you from me.
Elsie
Ain't may be key
DeleteAs with what comes to be
Shed he may
Day by day
That was fun Pat! We've got a lot of cranky and dopey down this way. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteA lot up this way too
DeleteNeed to be tossed in the loo
You'll be at 200 before we know it
ReplyDeleteThat we will
DeleteAs long as we keep going uphill
Doesn’t sound like the type of guy
ReplyDeleteTo earn an admiring eye,
But kudos, Pat,
For yet another feather in your hat!
Admire from afar
DeleteLike way away in your car
That is a title for sure. Congrats on the new book. :) We are on vacay and the only internet is my phone. So weird. How did we survive w/o Internet?!? 😂
ReplyDeleteThanks indeed
DeleteNot sure how we did at each feed
Congrats with #121
ReplyDeleteA job well done!
Interesting story from what I can see
Sounds like it might be filled with glee.
betty
Glee it should have a bit
DeleteAs the reveal reveals it
Wow, congrats! A nose picking kids book. lol
ReplyDeletelol just a bit
DeleteWith the nose pick hit
I think that title's even longer than the longest title of one of my posts!
ReplyDeleteBeat the Fox's zoo
DeleteScore one for our crew
Ha! Maybe he just needs to get laid by Profanity Granny. You slayed it again, Pat. I'm very impressed.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on 121!
haha she may swear too much for him
DeleteAnd the PTA may find that grim
What a funny character! Can't imagine hanging around him in real life. Yikes!!!
ReplyDeleteWould sure scare
DeleteOr not, at one's lair
Oh my! LOL Congrats on #121.
ReplyDeletehaha sums it up
DeleteAs 121 fills are cup
Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteThanks indeed
DeleteFrom our feed
The title is a store in itself. Congrats on the new book! The old man reminds me of Bevis or Butthead all grown up.
ReplyDeleteSure stretches a while
DeleteBevis and Butthead after a good long mile
121. Woo Hoo, Pat.
ReplyDeleteLove the title it's like having a blurb on the cover:) Kids are going to love it.
haha very true
DeleteA blurb right there in view
orlin N cassie....we iz havin a time oh it sayin it onze with out crackin up !!!! conga ratz two dad on bookz 121 N heerz hopin itz a best sellerz 121 timez over !!! YAY !!☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteSure can be fun to say
Delete121 times over works for our bay
Well that doesn't sound like such a nice guy but that is the way it is supposed to be.Glad he doesn't live next door to us, Great post Pat.
ReplyDeletehaha be glad indeed
DeleteCould scare at your feed
Oh, yay for another new book.
DeleteHave the cats taken a look.
Congratulations on number 121.
The cats always do
DeleteHere at our zoo
When they step fro
ReplyDeleteDo they do the Fro-Do?
LOTR style dancing
To and Frodo prancing?
That old guy looks a bit sad
Might want to step um to and fro
To that tune called Bad
Might end up feeling great at his show
Stepping to and fro fast or slow.
Grrrrrreat post
From coast to coast!
Around and around
DeleteCould be found
As he strips for all
And has a ball
Congrats on your new book
ReplyDeleteThis makes 121 in your book.
I like the idea of this ugly man
Maybe he is my client named Stan.
Stan that bad?
DeleteMay need to run at your pad
Congratulations, Pat! You are determined and persistent! If I were reading this book aloud to kidlets, they would quickly be chiming in every time I read "dirty, cranky, dusty ..." ~ loudly and enthusiastically. I can so hear them. I miss reading aloud to my young students!
ReplyDeleteCan sure go on and on
DeleteChiming in when it were to dawn
That would be fun
As the kiddos gave it a run