Humans really are sheep. All you need to do is go meep meep. Or would that be the Road Runner? Bah, going with sheep is funner. For in you herd at the drop of a word.
$10,000 winning ticket sold here.
Someone bought it that was near.
This place is so great.
We sold a big ticket, mate.
Wowee. That is cool.
Let us be ever the fool.
We will come and buy and buy.
Surely that is going to fly.
The place has luck.
Pfffft pass the buck.
A fake word for sheep.
Back to the meep meep.
There's the draw.
Fingernails you gnaw.
Whoops, you lost.
Tickets can be tossed.
It was just a fluke.
I want to be as rich as a duke.
That place has such luck.
I'll go spend many more a buck.
Here we go.
It will win, I know.
That place done it before.
It has to have an encore.
Spinning, spinning, spinning.
Damn it. I'm not winning.
That place won before.
It has to have an encore.
I'll try again.
I'll buy ten.
Now I have to win.
To not to would be a sin.
I lost it all.
Baa is my call.
Or would that be meep meep?
Can't keep track of so many sheep.
Sheep can't do math.
Bank account suffers wrath.
As in goes to zero, zilch, nadda.
But they still believe the yadda, yadda.
Ever notice nuts flocking to a place after a win? Math class clearly must have done them in. The odds of winning are the exact same. Sorry to burst your bubble or put out your flame. But they are the exact same as they were last week, last year, last whatever. That place may win again...never. No such thing as a lucky store. All right, now I'm done at my shore. Ever go buy because of a winning mass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
$10,000 winning ticket sold here.
Someone bought it that was near.
This place is so great.
We sold a big ticket, mate.
Wowee. That is cool.
Let us be ever the fool.
We will come and buy and buy.
Surely that is going to fly.
The place has luck.
Pfffft pass the buck.
A fake word for sheep.
Back to the meep meep.
There's the draw.
Fingernails you gnaw.
Whoops, you lost.
Tickets can be tossed.
It was just a fluke.
I want to be as rich as a duke.
That place has such luck.
I'll go spend many more a buck.
Here we go.
It will win, I know.
That place done it before.
It has to have an encore.
Spinning, spinning, spinning.
Damn it. I'm not winning.
That place won before.
It has to have an encore.
I'll try again.
I'll buy ten.
Now I have to win.
To not to would be a sin.
I lost it all.
Baa is my call.
Or would that be meep meep?
Can't keep track of so many sheep.
Sheep can't do math.
Bank account suffers wrath.
As in goes to zero, zilch, nadda.
But they still believe the yadda, yadda.
Ever notice nuts flocking to a place after a win? Math class clearly must have done them in. The odds of winning are the exact same. Sorry to burst your bubble or put out your flame. But they are the exact same as they were last week, last year, last whatever. That place may win again...never. No such thing as a lucky store. All right, now I'm done at my shore. Ever go buy because of a winning mass? Better not tell my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank !
DeleteThat's 6 in a row
DeleteComing along slow
Hamk
Gpod morning True
DeleteNice seeimg you!
Hank
Chances are Hank will be #1
DeleteThat chances are
DeleteAs #1 comes from Hank's sand bar
#2
ReplyDeleteNumber two
DeleteLook at you
Being #2
DeleteA giveaway by you!
Hank
Stuck it on
DeleteAfter yours did dawn
The National Lottery Iused to partake.
ReplyDeleteThen years later decided it was a fake.
Never won a thing at all.
So spend my cash other ways and have a ball.
Yvonne.
Spend and be
DeleteThe ball of thee
Just like lighting hitting the same place twice.
ReplyDeleteI never understood playing the lottery. Seems like a great way to waste money.
Yeah, let's bring lightning back
DeletePffft all nuts at any shack
Wonder how much it costs to have a winning ticket???
ReplyDeleteProbably quite a bit
DeleteEspecially with how some play it
If we actually won something that would be really odd!
ReplyDeleteThe odd part
DeleteTaken to heart
Well I bought a $2 ticket yesterday
ReplyDeleteWon $2 broke even I’d say haha
The odds of winning in the same place
are rare, but they will gladly take your
money with a smile on their face....
It’s Saturday have a great day!
two for two
DeleteBeats none coming due
Yeah, they'll take your dough
And give a "good luck" flow
Won here So Come and Peer
ReplyDeleteOdds on winning nothing near
Lotteries galore
Real scam horror
No.one wins that's a resl fear
Hank
Scams by the ton
DeleteAs around the lotteries run
Yes, it's strange how people think there's magic at the location.
ReplyDeleteYep, very much so
Delete"Magic" in their head is all I know
Like one winning ticket has anything to do with the odds.
ReplyDeleteYep, same old thing
DeleteSame old odds ring
Exactly right. The odds are the same every time.
ReplyDeleteI had a high school teacher that said that the odds of a tossed coin landing heads or tails was the same every time. 50-50. It was hard for us students to wrap our heads around that. "You mean, it could come up heads twenty times in a row? And there's nothing saying the odds are against that happening?!?"
And with that the odds are very low
DeleteSo 20 times could be given a go
Some think that way with places though
Sorry, no 20 millionaires at such and such a place in a row
I'm kinda glad that we don't have the lottery here. The closest place with a lottery is in California. I don't even play the Casino machines anymore.
ReplyDeleteDamn, no lottery in your state?
DeleteI suppose casinos want all the dough on their plate
I think I bought a lottery ticket ONCE after it first became legal in my state. No more. If I buy a ticket, it is not good for my mental health as I become angry if I do not win (which, of course, I won't.)
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, far best to avoid buying
DeleteMary The Hulk no one wants to see fists flying
Happy weekend, everyone! Thanks for another entertaining post.
ReplyDeleteYipppeee
DeleteFor meee
People are silly. If they want to give themselves false hope, who am I to judge though?
ReplyDeleteTrue, let them have it
DeleteEven if they are full of umm spit