A Feline Whoopdi Comes Due With A Crew!

How did we get more cats on here? Must be due to that rhyming rear. I think he says ass. Am I allowed to give that a pass? Robbie Raisin can say all. No networks will give my show a stall.

Brian's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Let's see what this cat has to say. We do seem to have plenty of cats coming here to play.

I often create some odd things, then I get into trouble!

I guess they aren't works of art? Those humans don't take them to heart?

I think my brain breakthrough done broke!

That isn't a good sign. Or is it for a feline?

HA! Brain dead nuts sounds like our politicians!

I guess it is good for cats but bad for human dingbats.

I keep getting viagra ads, but not on dating sites I hope!

Is there such a thing as kitty dating? Do the humans need help mating?

YIKES! That one dude or dudette sure needs their claws clipped!

Oh. This could make for good TV. You have a stalker at your sea?

We used to have ninjas living next door, but they up and left!

And with ninja powers too. This could be a hit show for all to view.

Sometime I have a really good dream and wake up to find out it was only a dream!

Are you saying it's all a dream? Don't tell that to the Whoopdi Friggin Doo team.

I'm not too sure but flying fish sound kind of scary!

Where did that come from? Flying fish would make many glum.

My sisters say I'm a really good sport, but they never said which one!

The flying fish throw? Yeah. We also don't know.

I son't think a catnip beer would be too odd!

A good way to end the day. Good luck with that at your bay. Catnip Beer. The next greatest thing to come near. High and drunk. Relieves any funk. Buy today. Only $199 and you get a free litter tray.

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Brian may have invented a new beer. It may not come out too clear. Do you wish to try? Do you want to see fish fly? Getting pooped on by a flying fish would sure not be my wish. I also think on Viagra ads and dating sites we'll pass. Those are both no good to my snip snipped little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Comments

  1. Loved reading about Brian. Great post.

    Yvonne.

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  2. HA! I'm still sippin' on my Catnip Beer and later today might be a Bronx Cheer!

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    1. haha a little sippy there
      Sisters better beware

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  3. I'm laughing at the brain breakthrough that broke. That's every day at my sea. Funny!

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    1. Broke and needs fixing
      Hopefully not a nixing

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  4. $199 better be a lifetime supply!

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    1. For some life's I bet
      Too morbid of the pet?

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  5. Have to agree with the catnip beer
    bit odd at my sea
    but maybe it would be beneficial
    if it helped get rid of fleas.

    betty

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  6. What an interesting life he must lead
    Fermented catnip and neighbor ninjas to heed

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    1. Sure must be a sight
      Keep a light on at night

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  7. Creating odd things and getting in trouble sounds like fun to me.

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  8. I hate waking up from a dream only to find out it was just a dream. Had a good one last night and was really disappointed this morning after getting out of bed.

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    1. haha Jason doesn't do it for you?
      Might hurt his ego at your zoo

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  9. we lovez brian N de crew ☺☺♥♥ ~~~ wavez guyz...itz total lee awesum ta see ya fee chured two day.....N yea, for sure ewe iz rite...fish that fly IZ scaree; knot for uz but for de poor fish sharin air space with bass terd burdz ♥♥♥♥

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    1. haha the burds may get scared to death
      Plummet after they run out of breath

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  10. Catnip beer? Hmmm. Hearing about it here is a first. :)
    ~Jess

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  11. Never heard of catnip beer. I saw a box of catnip tea for sale a few years ago. But it was made for cats to drink, not humans.

    Does this Rosey's Revenge shit have an expiration date? It's really getting old.

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    1. Wonder if cats would actually drink it
      Sure when the contest is done in a bit

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    2. I changed it so I don't aggravate your readers. ;) Never my intent...but I do feel like I finally took action on my threats of revenge. Have a lovely day. :)

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    3. hahaha it's just the Fox
      Bah, a bit higher revenge than the threat of dirty socks

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  12. Kitty dating's not for wussies
    It's for pussies.

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  13. I don't know him but he sounds interesting~ I can't remember my dreams anymore ~ Hope you are well Pat~

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  14. I think flying fish is fun :-)
    Catnip beer sounds good. Wonder if my kitties would like it. They didn’t even touch catnip tea I made for them! (True story!)

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    1. haha snubbed the tea
      Probably the same for the beer at your sea

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  15. If you get a free litter tray, I'm in. What a deal!

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  16. Dingbats, flying fish, politicians, and dreams.
    Some things are not always what they seem.

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  17. I love watching flying fish when they are on tv. They do exist and have been captured on camera in a very clear, non grainy image(s). Dreams are so fun to read about but my dreams are really whack a doodle

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