Whoopdi's Claim To What's In A Name!

How do you even say that? Is that for French viewers at their welcome mat? Would they welcome such a thing? Robbie Raisin needs to find a new network wing. This is getting hard on my head. I may need to go to bed.

Bijoux's
Whoopdi Friggin Doo

Let's see what the weird spelled name has up her sleeve. I hope she won't make our viewers leave.

Speaking of ass, I never understood the phrase, 'Your ass is grass'

Maybe your ass is concrete is far more neat? Why did you start off with that meet and greet?

I can't think of anything worse than winter.

So you went with second worse? My, your brain must be a curse.

I didn't realize it was such a strange word till now.

Brain is strange? Wow, you may be out on the range.

One and Done
That's it for Some!


One thought and then on to another plot?

May you not hear from any government agency!

I guess so. Do you give tinfoil hats a go?

The cat knows what to do (or not do) on a hot summer day.

And you speak to cats? Wow, Whoopdi Friggin Doo sure attracts some dingbats.

Well, I suppose now that you put it out there in cyberspace, we will have some Titanic conspiracies going around.

Me? That was you. Don't go roping Robbie Raisin into your tinfoil hat crew.

Nest time, they can cook something with a stick of butter?

Does butter keep the g-men away? What do the aliens have to say?

lol.....I'm already seeing the crap in the stores! 

Aliens are invading through making us buy junk? Wow. Are you sure you aren't just in some coma-like induced funk?

I have issues, but fortunately, none of those!

Clearly you have quite a few. I guess it is good no coma has shined on through. May your tinfoil hat keep you safe from everyone. I'm sure you have tinfoil sitting around by the ton.

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Who knew Bijoux was so strange. Those aliens must sure have range. Putting stuff out for us to buy. Then they make us broke while they hover in the sky. I guess I may need to find some tinfoil too. Damn it. Bijoux bought it all at her zoo. I guess I'll just have to face the alien mass. They'll run when I gas them with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Top once more
      Even 10 mins late with the encore

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    2. Weak at the end of summer
      All think it a bummer

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    3. That's 3 in a row
      And 2 by default
      What do you know!

      Hank

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  2. Yes, that green butt thing is kind of confusing!

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  3. there are things worse than winter, but not when you are in the middle of frostbite. Funny comments

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    1. Yep, worse than be far
      But not when snow has buried your car

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  4. At least the cat knows what to do. Good to know you can depend on him.

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  5. From another planet she must have come
    To not know Earthlings are strange under this Sun

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  6. Since I shop at Costco I have a huge supply of tinfoil. Not only can I make tinfoil hats, I could make a whole tinfoil outfit if I were so inclined.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. haha keep the aliens away
      Easy peasy at your bay

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  7. You made me laugh out loud at myself today. Not that I don't do that on a daily basis. Thanks, Pat!

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  8. She definitely is not a lover of winter at her place
    but she does like wine so that makes me want to meet her face to face :)

    betty

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    1. haha wine for the win
      Hopefully winter doesn't do her in

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  9. Your ass is grass is
    worse than winter
    or having a buttocks splinter.

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  10. Great sayings, that is if you can figure them out. We sure are in the dark. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. In the dark can be fun
      Then around you can run

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  11. I don't want to hear from any government agency. Especially don't want a jury duty summons.

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    1. Yeah, let's hope for a no way
      And that we never see it on display

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  12. How about duct tape? Put that with alum. foil, and you've got double.
    I loved the movie "Signs". they had the best tin foil hats.

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    1. Could help it out
      Signs was great as aliens were about

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  13. What is strange for one person might be normal for another.
    Who is to say what's strange, not even a mother.

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    1. Yeah, that is true
      Although somethings are strange through and through

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  14. Whoopdi's Claim To What's In A Name!
    May sound strange in a foreign land
    Stuck with blame
    As a claim to fame
    When not offended by strange names

    Hank

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    1. No offense need be done
      As they are taken a run

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  15. Must get some tinfoil to preserve my hairdo.

    Yvonne.

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  16. Ass is grass? Maybe they are thinking of a dog when it decides to slide its ass on the grass. Let’s hope we don’t have worms. As for winter...I would welcome it over this heat which is the worst for me.

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    1. Yeah, a sliding ass would suck
      On that and stupid snow we pass the buck

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