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A Hidden Post At Our Coast!
Can you see this post today? I didn't blind you with white at my bay? Are you reading it now? A…

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The Tiny Way With A Large Display!
Did the cat contradict himself there? Beats me at my lair. I do it all the time with my first and t…

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Do You Know What's Gonna Blow?
Suza may blow a gasket at her sea. I used gonna and now wanna came to be. I had to let that flow. I…

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Born A Rhyme That Way This Time!
The cat heard another really lame excuse the other day. Is there anything else you humans can say? …

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The Art Of More Than Fart Comes Apart!
The Art of The Sparkly Fart already came due. That is a plug for one of Pat's book in case you …

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The First To Say With This Display!
The cat has to get this out there. What? Just wait at your lair. Or wait wherever else you are. Lik…

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The Nothing Go Blind In Mankind?
Is nothing a magic word? Like abra kadabra, just not as absurd? At least the latter is fun to say. …

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The Search Is On For A New Dawn!
Or would it be the same dawn? Bah, don't think too much at your lawn. The dawn will make your l…

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A What's Name Kinda Game!
The cat goes by many. I may not respond to any. I may respond to them all. I guess it depends on wh…

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A Bubble With Trouble!
Pat is back once more with a rhyming one at our shore. Those we don't mind. They work well for …

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Another Go To For Many In View!
The I don't have time we've given a chime. That one is bull. Like the one about luck being …

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In They Look For A Toy I Took!
Those intruders were trying to steal my toys. That sure brings me no joys. Yeah, joys times two. Th…

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This Adds Two To The Goal That Came Due!
The cat is mouthier than even he thought. For we go on and on a lot. At least no on and on in super…

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Off The Go At Our Show!
The cat will ask you today a question you've heard many say. What's going on? Don't you…

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Reach And Grab It For A Habit!
The cat has heard this a time or two, followed by a boo hoo. Some human wanted to do something at t…

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The Right To Wrong Plays Along!
Did this post go right? I guess we shall see when it comes to light. Or at least comes to light for…

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Time To Confess The Impress!
The cat will confess that he aims to impress. Aims to impress myself and a few. See how far we can …

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Slop It Up In A Fake Cup!
Are we feeding pigs today? They eat slop, don't they at some farm bay? Beats the heck out of me…

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Let's Get High On The Fly!
Hey, supposedly it will be legal up here by this time next year. But yeah, the cat isn't condon…

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Hunky Dunky Goes The Flunky!
Did you know dunky was a word? Yeah, it sounds absurd. But it is indeed. You can trust us at our fe…

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An Interloper That's New. BAH Times Two!
The cat thought I have seen it all. I'm even flipping between third and first person at my hall…

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An I Can See For All Of Thee!
I am going to see a lot today. See what? Stay tuned and find out at my bay. Can you stay tuned with…

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A Helpful Not With This Plot!
The cat rolled his eyes and walked away. Pat may have let a finger linger or even stay. For back ca…

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Ready...Setty...Bring The Petty!
The cat made a word. I guess more like added to its word herd. Can you make a word herd? Beats me w…

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A Party Right Comes To Light!
You humans sure go on about rights a bunch. Even when those rights are wrongs and you are out to lu…

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Over We Go With A Return In Tow!
Over and under. Around and through. Lightning and thunder. A returning view.
It leaves and it str…

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The Excuse To Use Sure Does Amuse!
This one I've heard a time or ten and just had to go at it at my den. For it tends to come from…

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Smelly Pat Gets None From The Cat!
Pat smells weird every day. At least those days where he leaves our bay. Otherwise he just smells t…

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It Hasn't Happened In...Make It Up To Win!
The cat will let you in on a lot today. You will know a lot to come to play. You may now get the Je…

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Time For Simple Like Popping A Pimple!
You humans sure use simple a bunch. Sometimes you are really out to lunch. Not even your words come…

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