Pat Hatt Time

Can you see this post today? I didn't blind you with white at my bay? Are you reading it now? A…

Did the cat contradict himself there? Beats me at my lair. I do it all the time with my first and t…

Suza may blow a gasket at her sea. I used gonna and now wanna came to be. I had to let that flow. I…

The cat heard another really lame excuse the other day. Is there anything else you humans can say? …

The Art of The Sparkly Fart already came due. That is a plug for one of Pat's book in case you …

The cat has to get this out there. What? Just wait at your lair. Or wait wherever else you are. Lik…

Is nothing a magic word? Like abra kadabra, just not as absurd? At least the latter is fun to say. …

Or would it be the same dawn? Bah, don't think too much at your lawn. The dawn will make your l…

The cat goes by many. I may not respond to any. I may respond to them all. I guess it depends on wh…

Pat is back once more with a rhyming one at our shore. Those we don't mind. They work well for …

The I don't have time we've given a chime. That one is bull. Like the one about luck being …

Those intruders were trying to steal my toys. That sure brings me no joys. Yeah, joys times two. Th…

The cat is mouthier than even he thought. For we go on and on a lot. At least no on and on in super…

The cat will ask you today a question you've heard many say. What's going on? Don't you…

The cat has heard this a time or two, followed by a boo hoo. Some human wanted to do something at t…

Did this post go right? I guess we shall see when it comes to light. Or at least comes to light for…

The cat will confess that he aims to impress. Aims to impress myself and a few. See how far we can …

Are we feeding pigs today? They eat slop, don't they at some farm bay? Beats the heck out of me…

Hey, supposedly it will be legal up here by this time next year. But yeah, the cat isn't condon…

Did you know dunky was a word? Yeah, it sounds absurd. But it is indeed. You can trust us at our fe…

The cat thought I have seen it all. I'm even flipping between third and first person at my hall…