The cat rolled his eyes and walked away. Pat may have let a finger linger or even stay. For back came a whiner from a while back. The whining sure didn't lack.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
Let's chew the fat.
You told me what?
You told me this?
Don't be a nut.
It must have been a miss.
Can you repeat?
Repeat for the 100th time?
Come on. Be neat.
Repeating isn't a crime.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
I can repeat the fat.
Fat to chew.
A repeat to you.
Repeat it a few.
Can't help come due?
My hole is deep.
It's oh so bad.
Stuff I can't keep.
This isn't a tad.
Been there too long.
You never told me.
It's now King Kong.
Come help at my sea.
What was that?
You said no?
You are a rude cat.
I know you know.
Share your advice.
Share with me.
Who cares if it is twice.
My time isn't free.
I'm here to hear.
Here to know.
Don't show me your rear.
I don't want to hear no.
Pfffffffffft to such whiners. They can go suck food back at diners. Maybe even choke. Ever have a returning bloke? One that whines about the same damn thing? Then they come back later with the same ring? Could have been out of it at their sea, but too dumb and whiny and up a tree. After that they get an ignoring in mass, at best, from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
Let's chew the fat.
You told me what?
You told me this?
Don't be a nut.
It must have been a miss.
Can you repeat?
Repeat for the 100th time?
Come on. Be neat.
Repeating isn't a crime.
Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
I can repeat the fat.
Fat to chew.
A repeat to you.
Repeat it a few.
Can't help come due?
My hole is deep.
It's oh so bad.
Stuff I can't keep.
This isn't a tad.
Been there too long.
You never told me.
It's now King Kong.
Come help at my sea.
What was that?
You said no?
You are a rude cat.
I know you know.
Share your advice.
Share with me.
Who cares if it is twice.
My time isn't free.
I'm here to hear.
Here to know.
Don't show me your rear.
I don't want to hear no.
Pfffffffffft to such whiners. They can go suck food back at diners. Maybe even choke. Ever have a returning bloke? One that whines about the same damn thing? Then they come back later with the same ring? Could have been out of it at their sea, but too dumb and whiny and up a tree. After that they get an ignoring in mass, at best, from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteGoes ding dong
DeleteGood old song!
Hank
Cat, did Hank say ding-a-ling dong?
Deletehaha forgot the ling
DeleteWith a ding dong fling
ding dong the bell's do chime
Deletetell the whiner you have no time
Morning Hank
DeleteMorning Blue
Morning Pat
G'morning Pat True and Blue
DeleteMorning's isn't the same w/out all of you!
Hank
Sure all around
DeleteAs this morning is found
Most enjoyable to read Pat on this Autumn Saturday morning.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
Yvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
Too late at night to think of a rhyme. Just telling you to have a good time. Avagreatweekend.
ReplyDeleteNight you say?
DeleteDown under is such a time zone away
There is always something to whine about. Great post.
ReplyDeleteThat there will be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
The whining is a sure way to avoid winning!
ReplyDeleteThat you will
DeleteNo win or thrill
I know people who whine
ReplyDeleteespecially at work
not liking what's been assigned
I just give them a smirk
sorry, I have my own to do
whoopdi friggin doo...for you...
I love that phrase - as the evil eye
they give me every time...
haha whoopdi friggin doo works
DeleteHas its perks
Can stick their evil eye
And pound some sand on the fly
Would love to know who you are talking about!
ReplyDeletehaha would you?
DeleteGonna whine if it doesn't come due? lol
A Helpful Not With This Plot!
ReplyDeleteWhiners are not given a slot
They do sulk and complain
Hoping everything to gain
They are losers without a doubt
Hank
That they be
DeleteKeep them away from me
sometimes a whine turns into a win and then you can drink some wine.
ReplyDeleteGet drunk
DeleteCould stop the funk
I don't want help being number 1
ReplyDeletebecause I'm not good at it.
May get it
DeleteA repeat fit
Whiners are the worst.
ReplyDeleteThat they be
DeleteAvoided by we
I always take the term "whining" rather literally. Just complaining isn't enough, even if you repeat the complaint again and again. To me, said complaint(s) must be delivered in a certain tone of voice. I know it when I hear it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that tone makes the cat's ears pin back
DeleteAnd Pat wants to give them a smack
Some people are stuck on the same old track.
ReplyDelete~Jess
That they be
DeleteAt their sea
Whining seldom solves anything?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they just like to hear themselves sing.
That they may
DeleteCausing others dismay
Once had a plaque in my classroom: Thou shall not whine. I liked it.
ReplyDeletePerfect indeed
DeleteFor your feed
Ah, I think we all need help with things sometime. It is not always easy to ask!!
ReplyDeleteThat it may not be
DeleteBut ask without whining at one's sea
I have met a few at my sea
ReplyDeleteThey whine about things 20 years past with glee.
One was so sad
‘Cos he whined and he was mad
At life and he drank TIL he was on the floor.
Found in bed...dead, now he whines no more.
Going to the liquor
DeleteWill stop the whining quicker
Whiners aren't worth my time
ReplyDeletegot to grow up sometime!
betty
That they do
DeleteEver so true
Whiner adults piss me off more than whining kids. That that crybaby act down the road.
ReplyDeleteYeah, adults are just pathetic as can be
DeleteToss them all in the sea