A Helpful Not With This Plot!

The cat rolled his eyes and walked away. Pat may have let a finger linger or even stay. For back came a whiner from a while back. The whining sure didn't lack.

Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
Let's chew the fat.

You told me what?
You told me this?
Don't be a nut.
It must have been a miss.

Can you repeat?
Repeat for the 100th time?
Come on. Be neat.
Repeating isn't a crime.

Need help with this.
Need help with that.
Life isn't bliss.
I can repeat the fat.

Fat to chew.
A repeat to you.
Repeat it a few.
Can't help come due?

My hole is deep.
It's oh so bad.
Stuff I can't keep.
This isn't a tad.

Been there too long.
You never told me.
It's now King Kong.
Come help at my sea.

What was that?
You said no?
You are a rude cat.
I know you know.

Share your advice.
Share with me.
Who cares if it is twice.
My time isn't free.

I'm here to hear.
Here to know.
Don't show me your rear.
I don't want to hear no.

Pfffffffffft to such whiners. They can go suck food back at diners. Maybe even choke. Ever have a returning bloke? One that whines about the same damn thing? Then they come back later with the same ring? Could have been out of it at their sea, but too dumb and whiny and up a tree. After that they get an ignoring in mass, at best, from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Goes ding dong
      Good old song!

      Hank

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    2. Cat, did Hank say ding-a-ling dong?

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    3. haha forgot the ling
      With a ding dong fling

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    4. ding dong the bell's do chime
      tell the whiner you have no time

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    5. Morning Hank
      Morning Blue
      Morning Pat

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    6. G'morning Pat True and Blue
      Morning's isn't the same w/out all of you!

      Hank

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    7. Sure all around
      As this morning is found

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  2. Most enjoyable to read Pat on this Autumn Saturday morning.

    Enjoy your weekend.
    Yvonne.

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  3. Too late at night to think of a rhyme. Just telling you to have a good time. Avagreatweekend.

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    1. Night you say?
      Down under is such a time zone away

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  4. There is always something to whine about. Great post.

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  5. The whining is a sure way to avoid winning!

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  6. I know people who whine
    especially at work
    not liking what's been assigned
    I just give them a smirk
    sorry, I have my own to do
    whoopdi friggin doo...for you...

    I love that phrase - as the evil eye
    they give me every time...

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    1. haha whoopdi friggin doo works
      Has its perks
      Can stick their evil eye
      And pound some sand on the fly

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  7. Would love to know who you are talking about!

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    1. haha would you?
      Gonna whine if it doesn't come due? lol

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  8. A Helpful Not With This Plot!
    Whiners are not given a slot
    They do sulk and complain
    Hoping everything to gain
    They are losers without a doubt

    Hank

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  9. sometimes a whine turns into a win and then you can drink some wine.

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  10. I don't want help being number 1

    because I'm not good at it.

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  11. I always take the term "whining" rather literally. Just complaining isn't enough, even if you repeat the complaint again and again. To me, said complaint(s) must be delivered in a certain tone of voice. I know it when I hear it.

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    1. Yeah, that tone makes the cat's ears pin back
      And Pat wants to give them a smack

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  12. Some people are stuck on the same old track.
    ~Jess

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  13. Whining seldom solves anything?
    Maybe they just like to hear themselves sing.

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  14. Once had a plaque in my classroom: Thou shall not whine. I liked it.

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  15. Ah, I think we all need help with things sometime. It is not always easy to ask!!

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    1. That it may not be
      But ask without whining at one's sea

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  16. I have met a few at my sea
    They whine about things 20 years past with glee.
    One was so sad
    ‘Cos he whined and he was mad
    At life and he drank TIL he was on the floor.
    Found in bed...dead, now he whines no more.

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    1. Going to the liquor
      Will stop the whining quicker

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  17. Whiners aren't worth my time
    got to grow up sometime!

    betty

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  18. Whiner adults piss me off more than whining kids. That that crybaby act down the road.

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    1. Yeah, adults are just pathetic as can be
      Toss them all in the sea

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