A What's Name Kinda Game!

The cat goes by many. I may not respond to any. I may respond to them all. I guess it depends on who's giving the call. That and maybe if I care. I can be rather rude as I lick my ass at our lair.

What's in a name?
A question not tame.
One that may grow fatter.
No former, just latter.

Last and first.
The middle the worst.
The middle the best.
Is there a test?

A name tester.
Let that fester.
What if you fail?
Time to hit the trail?

Or the, Hey You!
That works too.
You can take your pick.
From asshole to dick.

Or go more.
A wanker encore.
Maybe whelmed will fit.
Or, Hey you little shit.

Would hey be first?
You little may be the worst.
Does that make shit the best?
Would it fail the name test?

A failing notion.
Named after an ocean?
Named after a dump?
At least it comes after a hump.

Or could come before.
A dreamers encore.
Go all hippy dippy.
Could get named all trippy.

Or just Trippy.
The tester may get lippy.
Or break out some weed.
What a name indeed.

Anything can work.
Even, Hey Jerk!
It may get confusing if you bale hay.
But let's not even get into spelling, okay?

Anyone out there named, Okay? That would be weird at ones bay. But sure some weird names about too. But we just proved you've got some weird ones at your zoo. Respond to "Hey You" or "Little ass" and you just gave the tester a pass. Or maybe a fail. We aren't sure if hay you bale. Thought I'd spell that bail? Nah, don't want to go to grammar jail. But both can be used as a name. If you can say it, it can be a name claim. Wouldn't it suck to get a name that was only a grunt? Your brain it may stunt. Don't you love going on about a name pass? Oh that thoughts that pop in to my appropriately named little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Comments

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    1. That's 3 in a row
      Going in with a flow

      Hank

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    2. Anything can be Hank's name

      including Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

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    3. Adam's tongue twister for a name
      If fashionable then worth the pain

      Hank

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    4. Sure can twist
      Can't be missed

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  2. Kitty kitty works for all cats like a charm.

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  3. HA! Okay would be a difficult name to have!

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    1. Yep, sure would be a hard one
      As all day you'd think it was given a run

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  4. We rarely call anyone by their real name here. More fun that way!

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    1. Sure few times we use them here
      More fun also for our rhyming rear

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  5. Okay, okay...people could have fun with that one.

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  6. A What's Name Kinda Game!
    Weird ones get the blame
    And hey you
    What's new?
    Lining up to vie for fame

    Hank

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  7. When I was in high school, every so often as all the students were walking in the hallways between periods, I would yell "Hey, Stupid!" just to see how many people ahead of me would turn around.

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    1. haha at least then you'd know
      Stand the stupid ones up all in a row

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  8. When our son was little and asked what his mom's name was, he said Sandy. When asked what his dad's name was, he said Sweetie:)

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    1. haha they pick up what is said
      And sure sticks in their head

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    1. Wasn't exactly off
      But an easy day, so we won't scoff

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  10. Had older relatives and they were always referred to as Bob and Claire Lillian. I thought Lillian was their last name. Nope - she just had two names. Funny what kids hear.

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    1. Yeah, funny how it goes
      Then we learn as time grows

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  11. "Hey Jerk" will always work
    especially in the States
    While "sweet stuff"
    and other fluff
    may get this gal some dates,
    The rule has quirks
    They'd all be jerks.

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    1. Jerks abound
      Can be found
      Or even not
      One jerk filled plot

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  12. There are some weird names out there right now. Seems like parents are trying to name their kids weird names.

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    1. Or spell the normal names super dumb
      Have to question the sanity of some

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  13. Names are interesting, I think. One thing I know is I would never ever name a kid or a dog or a cat DONALD. But JUSTIN is a pretty cool name!!

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    1. Yeah, that would never ever come due
      Not even for a flea at our zoo

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  14. Someone I went to high school with named their son, Baby. And I went to middle school with a girl named Leather Boots...
    ~Jess

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    1. haha wow, the last is really weird
      I'd say with the first Dirty Dancing was steered

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  15. A good subject to write a verse about Pat. I've been called many things in my life.

    Yvonne.

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  16. When I was young, my little sister could not say my first name.
    So I went through the early years using my middle name.
    Does history repeat itself as they say?
    Well, maybe, since two of my sons now go by their middle names.
    And that's all I'm gonna say.

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    1. I guess the middle gets some play
      As it may be liked more or easier to say

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  17. My kitties have tons of nicknames! Okay is not one of them, though :-)

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  18. Seen some weird names in my line of work
    makes me wonder what the parents were thinking
    but maybe they named the kids
    while they were drinking.

    betty

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    1. That could be the case
      Or high could have been their embrace

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  19. A secret identity my friend.......Bond?

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    1. Need that secret name
      To put all others to shame

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  20. When I was a kid I had 2 names. Crash, because I had a hell of a time learning to ride my bike. And Munch, because I liked food so much.

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    1. Both sound fun
      And you still show food a ton
      So the second sure does stick
      The first only holds up if you crash now some slick

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  21. Ha! Look at my name (best way is to pronounce it as Beer-get or better Git as in "Git your ass over here."). I have been called Bridget, Brigette, Beergut, Beernut, That girl in the back, Margueritte, Dierdre, Ingrid, Gretel (German sounding), Bagel, Baguette and, my fav, Bruschetta. I still love my name!

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    1. haha wow, you sure have a list
      Many sure have missed

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