Born A Rhyme That Way This Time!

The cat heard another really lame excuse the other day. Is there anything else you humans can say? You sure spurt them out a time or fifty. I guess you find them rather nifty.

They are great.
They are grand.
They can date.
They can stand.

They can talk.
They can win.
They can walk.
They can spin.

Their writing is tops.
Their abs are hard.
Their marketing pops.
They have an awesome yard.

They have 100 books.
They have so much more.
I give them dirty looks.
What about my shore?

I want that and that.
I want this and this.
I want to be better at that.
I want to be better at this.

I can't do it.
I can't even try.
I won't make a hit.
I can't tell a lie.

Besides, its not me.
It's all on the others.
The reason comes to be.
It stems from their mothers.

They were born that way.
I don't have their luck.
Listen to what I say.
I double passed the buck.

My logic makes no sense?
Are you that slow?
No, I'm not dense.
You just aren't in the know.

There is no reason to be torn.
I just have to sit and stare.
It's just the way we are born.
I haven't the ability to spare.

Pffffffffffffft is all the cat can say. Actually I can say much more at our bay. But then we'd be here all day. So I will just be on my way. Ever use the "they were born that way" excuse? Want me to prove it is obtuse? That guy has abs over there. He was born that way at his lair. So he was muscular when born? Damn, his mother must have had a very bad morn. Did you get that logic now? Did it suddenly go wow? Another excuse the born that way saying brings to pass. Of course I could have just be born that way to see such things with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Right in with the flow

      Hank

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    2. Good morning Hank
      back to two
      How are you

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    3. Good morning True!
      Hank's fine, tq!
      You'll be #1
      At the next run!

      Hank

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    4. Two it is
      As he's doing his number one biz!

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  2. All the sudden I'm thinking of Lady Ga Ga. :)

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    1. Got you thinking
      Don't have a wardrobe malfunction if you start blinking

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  3. Good verse to read
    To set my day.
    I hope all is well,
    At your bay.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Born A Rhyme That Way This Time!
    Lame excuses are fast that's fine
    Heard them all
    At all our hall
    Some take them as a nickel a dime

    Hank

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    1. That they do
      Funny money sure can come through

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  5. I guess it all comes down to trying
    some are born with a silver spoon
    making it easier to fly to the moon
    while others go mountain climbing
    stumbling learning the hard way
    hey,, everyone can’t be born that way

    Now off I go to earn my pay
    Hope you have a great day...

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    1. Stumble yet stay on your feet
      Just don't fall in poop on the nasty street
      Slaving away
      Day by day

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    2. Slaving away... I know what you mean
      At the kitty cat scene

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    3. Slaving we do
      Day by day in view

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  6. Some are short, some are tall;
    Born that way seems to fit them all

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  7. "They" are full of excuses but mostly they are full of it!

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  8. Some might be born with an edge but it's all in the effort along the way.

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    1. Have to put the effort in
      Otherwise will never win

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  9. though I do think if you were born with bad eyes, you won't be a fighter pilot. Just sayin....

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    1. Unless aliens swap them out
      Or technology that comes about

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  10. I was born with brown hair. Some things we are born with, others not so much.

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    1. Others we aren't indeed
      But some we get from the umm deed

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  11. I was born with sexy, rock hard abs
    then a thief broke in and replaced them with flab.
    Then another one snuck in sprinkled dust in the air
    and strands of grey started showing in my hair.
    Another night I heard the whisper of a sound
    In the morning, my back hurt when my feet touched the ground.
    These sneaky fellows don't understand
    I was born young and beautiful in my land.

    Elsie

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    1. Wow, a fantasy world from afar
      Eat some bad sand from the sand bar?
      You know you aren't supposed to suck it back?
      Ocean water and fish poop may give you a heart attack
      Oh right, that is like brand new
      Like old granny you

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  12. Haven't heard that excuse much
    but watch I hear it today
    that's how things seem to go
    here where I stay.

    betty

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    1. Now that it's been said
      Will stick in your head

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  13. I have said that phrase a time or two.
    Lady Ga Ga wrote a song and Madonna didn't sue.
    I say a part is also the environment
    maybe "Born this Way" needs a retirement.

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  14. I was born short so it's a good thing I had no interest in basketball.

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    1. Hey, short ones have done it
      Few though were a hit

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  15. Not sure what I was born with- my blue eyes I guess. ;)
    ~Jess

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  16. I was born #1

    well not really, I was the fourth child

    dammit.

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    1. Maybe that's why Hank has the top
      You were 4th in the crop

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  17. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. It's probably Maybelline though. All these people running around making themselves look like whole new people with their YouTube makeup tutorials. Don't nobody I know ever looks that good in real life.

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    1. Have to grab and go
      Put on a fake show
      All that fake crap
      Can be tossed across the map

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  18. orlin N cassie.....sew.....R dizz ree spect oh de bass terd turkee haz been with uz sinz birth........???

    ☺☺♥♥

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  19. We're all born with a rhyme/you just need to give it time. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  20. I've seen that used as an excuse for all sorts of things. It's like "boys will be boys" or "Well, that's just John" (or whoever). No one likes to take responsibility for their actions, and people often excuse others' shortcomings, too.

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    1. Yeah, so many variations of it
      Just shows how people are so full of umm spit

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  21. There's no such rule
    except for the fool
    who wasn't born a tool
    but was cute with smarts
    unless he was ugly
    and passed nonstop farts.

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    1. The farts could linger
      And keep no band on his finger
      But maybe some like stinky
      It's their kinda kinky

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  22. As a former teacher, I'm not a fan of born that way. Nature does it thing but so does nurture and environment.

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    1. Yep, those two things help a lot
      Born that way isn't very hot

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  23. orlin N cassie: ...we iz bee hind de 8 ball two day but still wanted ta stop N say hi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥☺☺

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