Are we feeding pigs today? They eat slop, don't they at some farm bay? Beats the heck out of me. A pig we don't see. Nope. The cat isn't going to the barnyard. Although to spot a few from where we are probably isn't hard.
Pigs can fly.
Proved by this guy.
This guy who did that.
Whoops, they went splat.
This plus this equals bliss.
Nothing I did miss.
It is a proven fact.
Whoops, death kinda did react.
Driving this long is okay.
It makes for a fine day.
Everyone I asked said so.
What do you mean your insurance company said no?
I mixed this with that.
It came out anything but scat.
It was anything at all.
Shh. Forget the smell and have a ball.
Green mixes the result.
Let's go have a malt.
We'll drink and then get it.
Whoops, we lied quite a bit.
9 out of 10 agree.
We are something to see.
It was proven by those nine.
They were bribed, but that's fine.
Dr. Oz endorsed it.
The internet says it's a hit.
That's a two for one.
Shhh. Both are lies that we spun.
Okay to eat for days.
Can eat it in many ways.
At least that is the thought.
We hid the proof that your insides will rot.
Rocks are very soft.
Throw them up in a loft.
There they will stay and turn to gold.
A friend of a friend of a dog's owner was told.
29 days of it will be best.
You'll pass any test.
You will be filled with zest.
After 29 days you'll be dead and not a pest.
Ever go the sloppy science path? Did you ever suffer wrath? Ever fall for it? Like some fake news bit? Dr. Oz says so. So it has to be a high and not a low. Right? No? Damn, that's a blow. Or maybe not. We have no need to make our insides rot. So on such "science" and "fact" we'll take a pass. That is the fact of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
Pigs can fly.
Proved by this guy.
This guy who did that.
Whoops, they went splat.
This plus this equals bliss.
Nothing I did miss.
It is a proven fact.
Whoops, death kinda did react.
Driving this long is okay.
It makes for a fine day.
Everyone I asked said so.
What do you mean your insurance company said no?
I mixed this with that.
It came out anything but scat.
It was anything at all.
Shh. Forget the smell and have a ball.
Green mixes the result.
Let's go have a malt.
We'll drink and then get it.
Whoops, we lied quite a bit.
9 out of 10 agree.
We are something to see.
It was proven by those nine.
They were bribed, but that's fine.
Dr. Oz endorsed it.
The internet says it's a hit.
That's a two for one.
Shhh. Both are lies that we spun.
Okay to eat for days.
Can eat it in many ways.
At least that is the thought.
We hid the proof that your insides will rot.
Rocks are very soft.
Throw them up in a loft.
There they will stay and turn to gold.
A friend of a friend of a dog's owner was told.
29 days of it will be best.
You'll pass any test.
You will be filled with zest.
After 29 days you'll be dead and not a pest.
Ever go the sloppy science path? Did you ever suffer wrath? Ever fall for it? Like some fake news bit? Dr. Oz says so. So it has to be a high and not a low. Right? No? Damn, that's a blow. Or maybe not. We have no need to make our insides rot. So on such "science" and "fact" we'll take a pass. That is the fact of my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteIt's 2 in a row
DeleteGoing it slow!
Hank
Back to a streak
DeleteAt our creek
I've read articles stating startling findings only to get to the end and it was a tiny study/poll/etc. and not conclusive. But you know people believe them.
ReplyDeleteYep, believe them they do
DeleteEven when they polled a whole two
I don't fall for false facts
ReplyDeleteI don't have time for all that.
I do things my way
over at my bay.
It's served me well throughout the years
and I don't suffer many tears
I'm an optimistic kinda person
so to naysayers I don't listen.
Elsie
Naysayers can suck it
DeleteJust a bit
Going your own way
Works any old day
And the cat stresses old
Had to make that take hold
Humans can slop up most anything!
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteLick for a thrill
Slop It Up In A Fake Cup!
ReplyDeleteSlurp it all up at the pubs
The fake news
Given reviews
Spins and a tall story sucks
Hank
Tall story for the win
DeleteSure sucks them in
I try always to verify
ReplyDeleteVery little gets past my eye
Verifying is the way
DeleteSaves the day
I would be perfectly happy if both Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil fell off the face of the Earth.
ReplyDeleteWould they fall into Earth's ass?
DeleteI'd like that to come to pass
If Dr. Oz endorsed it, I want nothing to do with it. He's a quack.
ReplyDeleteQuack indeed
DeleteBut pulls in the $$$ at his feed
Don't listen to fake news
ReplyDeleteDon't believe that it is so
Got to keep to the facts
That is how our intelligence grows.
betty
That is the way
DeleteStay smart at one's bay
orlin N cassie...frank lee we wood rather see pigz fly than ewe noe whatz... :) ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeletePigs may try
DeleteIn a plane in the sky
Add me to the majority here that thinks Dr. Oz is full of fake news.
ReplyDeleteThere are the stats for the day
Delete100% fake at his bay
Which he is
All a $$$ biz
Reboots are scientifically great!
ReplyDeleteGo eat a skate
Howdy, Cat!
How's that mat?
Sharpen it first
DeleteThen you can burst
Same old here
No crap movies near
I'll take some of those soft rocks...…;)
ReplyDeleteOnly $15,000 to get half a one
DeleteDoesn't that sound fun?
Oh, no, what Dr. Oz says is not true?
ReplyDeleteOh, me oh my, I'm disappointed, aren't you?
Better be careful who you listen to.
They might be feeding you a line or two.
That they may
DeleteAll comes back to pay
Dr. Oz said it, it must be true
ReplyDeleteIt has to be
DeleteSo true for thee
Fake news and undetermined "facts" belong in the pig muck.
ReplyDeleteBury them there
DeleteWith muck to spare
Don't believe everything you read!
ReplyDeleteThe way to be
DeleteFrom sea to sea