The Art Of More Than Fart Comes Apart!

The Art of The Sparkly Fart already came due. That is a plug for one of Pat's book in case you never knew. That is an art as well. Like the art of bs-ing to sell.

Let's sell away.

We want pay.

Comes to a head.

Put it to bed.

Be a rich banker.

The art of the wanker.

The art of the deal.

The art of the steal.

A three for one.

My, what fun.

Throw in a fart.

Quadruple the art.

Hey, it rhymes.

Used a few times.

Like I use mimes,

After a few chimes.

The art of rhyme.

The art of a mime.

Those two don't mix.

A mime can't do tricks.

At least with talking.

Defeats it with squawking.

The art of one.

Still an artsy run.

The art of the start.

The art to a heart.

Start and mend.

A heartfelt trend.

Can you feel?

May be a nasty ordeal.

You may also be dead.

So don't get it in your head.

The art of the dumb.

The art of a dumb's flapping gum.

The art of sucking their thumb.

The art of making fun of the dumb.

The art given art.

Can't find that at Wal-Mart.

But you'll find many another trend.

Much like the art of the end.

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Did you know art was thrown around so much? Can anything be art that you touch? Damn, if everything is, then why even bother with the art biz? Art can't even exist by itself. Grab a rock and put it on a shelf. You can even spruce it up with some strands of grass. I'm just such an artful little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.