The Art of The Sparkly Fart already came due. That is a plug for one of Pat's book in case you never knew. That is an art as well. Like the art of bs-ing to sell.
Let's sell away.
We want pay.
Comes to a head.
Put it to bed.
Be a rich banker.
The art of the wanker.
The art of the deal.
The art of the steal.
A three for one.
My, what fun.
Throw in a fart.
Quadruple the art.
Hey, it rhymes.
Used a few times.
Like I use mimes,
After a few chimes.
The art of rhyme.
The art of a mime.
Those two don't mix.
A mime can't do tricks.
At least with talking.
Defeats it with squawking.
The art of one.
Still an artsy run.
The art of the start.
The art to a heart.
Start and mend.
A heartfelt trend.
Can you feel?
May be a nasty ordeal.
You may also be dead.
So don't get it in your head.
The art of the dumb.
The art of a dumb's flapping gum.
The art of sucking their thumb.
The art of making fun of the dumb.
The art given art.
Can't find that at Wal-Mart.
But you'll find many another trend.
Much like the art of the end.
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Did you know art was thrown around so much? Can anything be art that you touch? Damn, if everything is, then why even bother with the art biz? Art can't even exist by itself. Grab a rock and put it on a shelf. You can even spruce it up with some strands of grass. I'm just such an artful little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteGot it in again
DeleteNot carrying it plain
Hank
Good afternoon Hank
DeleteBack on top
DeleteOf the crop
The art of being #1
DeleteGot it down
DeleteIn our town
Hank's number one...
DeleteSuch fun!
The top
DeleteOf the crop
The Art Of More Than Fart Comes Apart!
ReplyDeleteSetting it up with lots of start-ups
An art so extended
In a way unexpected
Just plainly not to let it flare up!
Hank
Can't let it flare
DeleteAt any old lair
That was a Classical Gas Pat!
ReplyDeleteAn instant one
DeleteGiven a run?
The only art you'll find at Walmart is the art of dressing badly.
ReplyDeleteIf they dress at all
DeleteBefore they have a walmart ball
I especially enjoy Artisan bread.
ReplyDeleteHave a loaf
DeleteJust don't turn into an oaf
is any kid named Art these days? You can dress him up but can't take him out.
ReplyDeleteThere may be a few
DeleteOr Artie came due
Soo all is art Pat/cat?? haha
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAt any old sea
What is art?
ReplyDeleteWhat is a fart?
Can a fart be made into art?
You betcha, where does one start?
Make sure the artist is in black, wears a scarf and is a tart.
He finds an old gal with money with deep pockets and a heart.
She makes him famous for a blotch on canvas and calls him Bart.
Bart is now an ass, with fame and fortune who sells his soul to Walmart.
haha wow, just a few steps to get there
DeleteAnd then all can stare
All at the art
From a simple fart
Good luck with the farting Pat!
ReplyDeleteLet it go
DeleteLet them know
How can a mime
ReplyDeleteEndeavor to rhyme,
When he remains silent
All of the time?
A signal here
DeleteA signal there
If they're clear
A rhyme to spare
Art like beauty is in the eye of the beholder
ReplyDeletesome I consider great, some not so much
but all is worthy of at least a look
and then talk about it such
betty
Yeah, can give all a look
DeleteAnd see how it goes at one's nook
My kitties say the greatest art is found in the litter box :-D
ReplyDeletehaha then you scoop
DeleteArt of the poop
Excellent post Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
Sparkly farts
ReplyDeleteare a rare art haha
The Artful Dodger
some say he wasn’t proper
but, did Oliver win an Oscar
he was cunning and slick
Lifting your wallet some quick
sometimes life is no picnic
Sparkly farts on display
DeleteCan win the day
Life sure goes many a way
Some not ending in a very good day
orlin N cassie; poker playing dawgs...now THATZ art :)☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteoh, N de food servizz gurl still haz de pet rock her had aza
kid..... ☺☺♥♥
haha still a pet
DeleteOne that doesn't require much we bet
Yup, pretty much anything can be art these days.
ReplyDeleteJust use the word
DeleteNo matter how absurd
I guess it's true what they say,
ReplyDeleteArt is in the eye of the beholder.
It also might be true that in our own way,
Our idea of art changes as we grow older.
That it will
DeleteAge can make things more, or less, run of the mill
I don't have an artistic bone in my body.
ReplyDeleteCan create food
DeleteThat is art until eaten by some dude
Many artist tools to be found
ReplyDeleteAt any Walmart around!
Can find them cheap
DeleteAs in you creep