The cat has to get this out there. What? Just wait at your lair. Or wait wherever else you are. Like a store, work, or in a car. Traffic sure can suck. On that we pass the buck. Did we pass a deer? Hmm, that may not be clear.
Away we go.
High not low.
Low not high.
Either or we'll try.
Try and fail.
Fill a pail.
Try and succeed.
Do a fun deed.
Nope. Snip snip.
No gutter trip.
But if you stutter,
Go to the gutter.
In your head?
That's been said?
No, not today.
But maybe in another way.
We can't be worst.
We want to be first.
We can't be last.
So let's toss the cast.
Last and first.
Best and worst.
Worst and best.
All kinds of zest.
Now it's time.
Time for a chime.
A chime from me.
One you can't see.
Can't even hear.
Unless you say it clear.
But why would you speak?
Had to take a leak?
That would cause it.
No dribble bit by bit.
You needed in.
Hear that today at your bin?
That you may.
So let's have our say.
We've already had much though.
Pissy Blackboards reap what they sow!
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Was I the first to say that? Come on, you can tell the cat. Why did that pop in? Don't ask me at my bin. It is loony after all. Bet you never heard that said at the mall. I said it first so I am the winner. Where is my chicken dinner? Are you one of those? Have to say things first while you strike a pose? Even though most things have been said before, you still act like it was magic at your shore. Sorry to say, not really, that there is more magic in the gas that comes out my mouthy little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteI was first today
DeleteGrinning like the Cheshire Cat
Seconds in
DeleteSent Hank for a spin
Being the first to say something, very important on a dethroning day
DeleteThat it is
DeleteWith the #1 biz
True was on top?
DeleteNOT a flop!
In for true
DeleteThat we knew
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ReplyDeleteCongrats True!
DeleteIt's your due
Hank
Good Morning Hank
DeleteAlways a pleasure to
greet the day with you...
Meet and greet
DeleteAt #1 street
Haha that is cute...
DeleteCute you say
DeleteOh the dismay
I like to be first with a new design
ReplyDeleteBut that may be the only first of mine
Design and win
DeleteDo others in
Pissy blackboards is original.
ReplyDeleteI guess so is a Ninja Captain.
That they be
DeleteTrue, two mixed at your sea
First words like gold
ReplyDeletefake repeats are mold
turn into a slogan sold
originator left out in the cold
Stuck in the mud
DeleteDown with a thud
Hey, I need a pissy blackboard!
ReplyDeletehaha could send one
DeleteMay smell a ton
Either or...is there more?
ReplyDeleteTeresa
Or maybe might
DeleteNone took flight
It's cool to be the first one with an idea. Not so cool when everyone is trying to copy it.
ReplyDeleteYep, they copy away
DeleteRemakes and redos on display
I'm never the first one a comment to make.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how early I call.
How do the same ones day after day.
Are the first in line having a ball?
Yvonne.
Got it down
DeleteThere at their town
The First To Say With This Display!
ReplyDeleteIt's a game that everyone can play
First pass the post
With the winning pose
Will love a winning hand any day
Hank
A winning hand
DeleteSure is grand
Rarely can try to be the first comment
ReplyDeletecan't get up that early in the day
best I can try when insomnia hits
and then I can at least have a way.
betty
Insomnia has a perk
DeleteSneaking in before work
I usually hold my tongue, waiting for my sister to finish her monologue. She can drone on.
ReplyDeleteMight be a long wait
DeleteCould forget out of the gate
1 indeed
ReplyDeleteTop dog
DeleteOr frog
I've hardly ever first.
ReplyDeleteComes to three
DeleteCould work for thee
orlin N cassie....nother one oh de nice thingz bout bee in a cat...ONE dood said meow..... like 90 million ago.......N de rest az they say...iz hizz tree !!! ☺☺♥
ReplyDeleteYep, it sure stuck
DeleteNow we can just keep passing the buck
Well, if "Pissy Blackboards" ever catches on, I can say I was there at the start! Maybe someday I can add it to the three phrases I blogged about the other day!
ReplyDeletehaha was there are the start
DeleteSome how I think it may stop unless caught on at Walmart
I prefer the last word.
ReplyDeleteBut then you have to keep trying
DeleteAs the others let words go a flying
I'm all for fun deeds:)
ReplyDeleteAnd.....You've got another book out! Congrats.
Fun deeds are grand
DeleteHave to keep on chugging along in our land
I'm usually last. Got my head up in the clouds, so first and me aren't on good terms.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need to rain
DeleteThen you'll drop in the first lane
I have never heard it said,
ReplyDeleteso you are sure the champ.
Could write a new urban dictionary
over at your camp. :)
haha could give it a go
DeleteAnd see what I know
You had me at Pussy Blackboards.
ReplyDeleteGot your attention
DeleteWith just a mention
Sometimes being first is best.
ReplyDeleteOther times being last is best.
It all depends.
On how it ends.
That it will
DeleteWhether lose or thrill