The cat will confess that he aims to impress. Aims to impress myself and a few. See how far we can go at our zoo. Stretch our skill. That fits the bill. But to one and all. Pffft I'd rather play with a dog's slobbery ball.
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Let's impress.
A game of chess.
This takes that.
Adding that stat.
That takes this.
Nothing is amiss.
The game of impress.
More not less.
Impress the bimbo.
Go do the limbo.
Impress the drunk.
Get in a funk.
Impress the vendor.
Buy a blender.
Impress the boss.
Eat some moss.
Impress the plumber.
Pile some lumber.
Impress the owner.
Put in computer toner.
Impress the bum.
Shine up their thumb.
Impress the nearest baby.
Change a diaper? Maybe?
Impress a cat.
Hmm can't do that.
Impress a dog.
Give it a brown log.
Impress a gamer.
Beat up a hall of famer.
Impress a chimp.
Prove you're a wimp.
Impress a tree.
Take a pee.
Impress a banker.
Don't call them a wanker.
The game of chess.
A game of impress.
Impress them all.
Stand so tall.
Do you strive to impress bystanders too? Like those that don't know, maybe never will, or don't want to know you? Instead of impressing those that matter, you go all impress all like some star batter? Doing stupid things to get that impress? That can leave you in a mess. Impress those that deserve it and screw the rest. I'm sure the butcher doesn't care you passed a 2nd grade test. But then again, you may learn how to shoot the glass. That may impress Hans but not my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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ReplyDeleteThat should be 3 in a row
DeleteProgressing with the show!
Hank
Up to 3
DeleteA streak for thee
4 and you'll impress the bystanders
DeleteThat he may
DeleteDAy by day
WOW! Where IS everybody? (Did I impress you by getting here so early...?)
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think I try to impress anyone. I've always been more of a bend-over-backwards-to-please-people kinda gal. (But I'm in recovery. HA!)
Must be all at work
DeleteAn impressive early perk
Don't bend too far
Back may go out, har har har
Time To Confess The Impress!
ReplyDeleteTo do it without any stress
To known minders
Or just bystanders
Doing it more rather than less
Hank
Show it off
DeleteCan make one scoff
I never stress nor try to impress!
ReplyDeleteTwo good ways
DeleteAny old days
Who would I need to impress anymore? Well, my wife. Don't want her to lose interest.
ReplyDeleteI'm late because I slept in since there's no work due to the hurricane. Got rain and wind now.
Work was canceled due to weather?
Deleteonly snow here gets that together
Good to keep her eyes upon you indeed
Can't have her losing interest at your feed
Yes, oh, yes,
ReplyDeleteI strive to impress
My best foot forward as often as I can
Make people want to come back again and again
Impress one and all
DeleteSure must use up many a yarn ball
nope haha I dont try to impress lol
ReplyDeletelol easy as can be
DeleteWorks at our sea
Don't impress here
ReplyDeletedon't really care
if they like me, that's good
if not, that's their fare
betty
That is the way
DeleteMore time to play
orlin N cassie....heerz a list oh who we wanna imprezz:
ReplyDeleteN heerz a list oh who imprezzez uz:
happee week oh end to all ~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
Fastest list ever
DeleteWith your list endeavor
I must report
ReplyDeleteI can only stand short
So I shall impress
infants nude or dressed
Change their diapers? Not me
They'll be impressed
when they see
This one steers clear
of their poop and pee.
haha no diapers for you
DeleteEven if you are the size they'll be at two?
I think the urge to impress is the only explanation for people who talk very loudly when saying something they think is profound. "Dude, you're thirty feet away from me. I don't want to listen to your conversation."
ReplyDeleteSimilar to that is the parent (usually the father) who tells his child or children what to do in a loud voice. "You see, world, there isn't much in my miserable life that I have a handle on, but by God, I can still push my five-year-old around!"
Ugg know a few of those parents here
DeleteOf them we steer clear
Such assholes they be
Poor kids as that's all they see
Blah to the loud talkers too
Through them in the loo
I don't really care what anyone else thinks so I don't try to impress anyone.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Nope. Don't need to impress a soul. I've already got a ring on my finger, so there's nobody left to impress.
ReplyDeletehaha that is the way
DeleteKeep the hubby happy and one with your day
I don't think my main motivation is trying to impress people. Just want to keep my dogs happy. Smiles!
ReplyDeleteThat is a fine way
DeleteKeep them happy through the day