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A Real Fright Day Or Night!
Zombies and aliens may be at your door. If you celebrate that at your shore. Then it is over and do…

I'm Racing Thee So Get Ready To Flee!
We are in a race today? Did you know that at your bay? We are in a race to type a post. I must win …

Go Down There With Time To Spare!
The cat will get this done quick today. There is an easy way. We just have to twist about. Go a dif…

Humans Can Go As Machines Get The Flow!
Am I supposed to be writing this for you? Is it for me at my zoo? Nah. Neither of those is true. I …

A Pleasing Day At Our Bay!
We are going to please you with another rhyme. It will be easy to do for a time. Or maybe for a day…

Believe In The TV At Your Sea!
If it is on TV it must be true. Don't you agree at your zoo? If you do you better not tell me. …

The Everything Land Gives You A Hand!
The cat will share a secret with you. You will all know it to be true. You know but you never use. …

I'm Mostly Here With My Rhyming Rear!
I'm mostly here today. My paw went out to play. Or was it my eye? I can't tell on the fly. …

And Then I'll Post At My Coast!
The cat will get to you soon. It may be now or before noon. I'm not sure when it will be. I may…

Time To Process...More Or Less!
I will give you time to think. That will drive you right to drink. It may also drive you to eat. Ca…

You Should Be At Your Sea!
The cat heard yapping the other day, and then the nut came our way. She yapped and yapped and yappe…

Come And Hire With My Flyer!
The cat is going lazy today. We will hire it out at our bay. We just don't want to work. Lazing…

The Detoured Way As That Family Comes Back To Play!
Pat has written another one. It doesn't even have a rhyming run. How rude is that? I guess it i…

Is Stretch Like Fetch?
The cat has no idea why Pat had to move after a bit. He didn't pee like he usually does after f…

A WEP Voodoo Right In View!
We slunk to the right, using the shadows that mocked the night. Pat quickly yanked us back. None o…

All Of A Sudden The Ideas Are Flood In!
The cat is suddenly going to post. Don't I do that every day at my coast? But today is as sudde…

A Milestone Day Comes To Play!
By that title you may think 3000 posts have come due. Nah, not yet at my zoo. I wouldn't be so …

A Zombie In Disguise As The Dead Rise!
Those brain suckers are hiding everywhere. Today the cat will make you aware. I may put my life at …

Oh Me, Oh My You Can't Count High!
The cat can do this with ease. Even a dog finds it to be a breeze. Okay, maybe I give too much cred…

A Moving Fresh Tries To Mesh!
No one is moving here. At least not that I know of with my rhyming rear. This is about a year ahead…

Time For The Allure of Sure!
The cat has heard this one a time or two. I don't think I've said it at my zoo. It sounds k…

This Is How Purple Cow!
Have you ever seen a purple cow? Now that would really wow. Maybe it would be an alien one. They ha…

A Hell No We Go!
We don't want intruders in our lair. We just got done with plenty to spare. Or we could have be…

The Protest Is Set, Nothing But Net!
That is so true. The protest had come due. It is also nothing but net. Why? You must follow the pet…

With This Ordeal We Finish Heal!
Why even go with start? You humans treat that like a fart. I suppose cats do as well. Dogs may even…

The Right Of It All Has A Ball!
Did you ever notice the left? It has no heft. Like someone took left and ran a theft. Do you know w…

Hurry Up And Wait Moves To A Later Date!
The cat can relax with ease. I get what I want and then I breeze. Then I don't want much at our…

A Human Trait Of Nutty Bait!
You humans really are sad. The cat rolls his eyes plenty at our pad. But this clickbait title caugh…

The Do Or Die Not Gonna Fly!
Done and go. Go and done. That we know. That beats none.
None to beat. None to claim. Oh, how swe…

The Little Whiff Of The It's Not If!
The cat is here to help you all. I will just have a ball. I may chew on it too. Then I'll give …

A Coach Call For One And All!
The cat saw an ad the other day and rolled his eyes big time at our bay. As if life coaches weren&#…