A Coach Call For One And All!

The cat saw an ad the other day and rolled his eyes big time at our bay. As if life coaches weren't dumb enough, now we have coaches for plenty of other dumb stuff.

Sit and stare.
Yell and blare.
I don't care.
Just grow a pair.

Coach-y yell.
What the hell.
Works for all.
Whether pan or ball.

A cooking coach.
Watch that roach.
It doesn't go in.
Now take the spoon and spin.

A book coach.
Now there is an approach.
You'll surely write with someone in your ear,
Instead of typing while sitting on your rear.

A walking coach.
Did mommy have a poach?
Whoops, that would be pouch.
I take it you sat on the couch.

A drinking coach.
AA you better approach.
Take that coach too.
If not, neither have a clue.

A dressing coach.
My, you must have a broach.
Sure can't say you have nothing to wear.
Do they slap your ass when you are bare?

A working coach.
Don't be a roach.
They'll get you work.
It all then goes to that jerk.

An eating coach.
The best way to approach.
This is how you chew.
This little meat used to say mooo!

Sit and blare.
Grow a pair.
Be life's cockroach.
Err umm I mean coach.

Are you such a coach? Yeah, if so, you might not want to approach. The cat would surely make fun. How do you become a dressing coach under your sun? Who would even need one? Clearly all involved have stayed out too long in the sun. Maybe a weather coach would then be needed. To that some weather nut can be deeded. We'd rather them take their whistle and shove it up their coach-y mass. That would be much more productive for them and my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Comments

  1. Well, it's one for the money
    Two for the show
    Three to get ready
    Now go, cat, go
    But don't you step on my blue suede shoe!

    HELLO CAT, WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
    No copy paste...
    Just typing with haste!

    P.S. World Cat Day it ain't
    That was on August 8 so don't faint!

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    1. I hit the wrong button! Knew I'd missed it.

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    2. Good Morning Blue
      No 1 is for you...

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    3. Blue came with a paste
      Sure no time to waste
      Out it came
      No cat day claim

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    1. Good morning Hank
      Blue and Alex at the gate
      changing the number fate

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    2. Good morning True
      Both Alex and Blue
      Help make it three
      For the #1 spree

      Hank

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    3. Down to three
      With the #1 spree

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  3. Full house this morning
    On this October 1st date
    No number 1 my fate...

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  4. I have heard of dress coaches
    How to dresss for success...

    I once went to a seminar and the presenter said
    ‘Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the one
    you want’. I guess it came down to ‘dress to impress’ look polished and people will believe in you. I am not sure I believe that line.

    What do you think?

    Just look at politicians in their suits, I don’t believe anything they say and I am not impressed.

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    1. haha the politicians just lie
      Poke them in the eye
      Depends on the place I suppose
      And maybe how you pose

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  5. Coaching is overrated sometimes, or most of the time!

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  6. I don't think most people need a drinking coach...

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    1. Seems to get the job done
      As thy get drunk bar none

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  7. Those who can do...those who can't coach....those who can't or won't coach sit on the couch. I'm winging it here on a Monday

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  8. I feel that people want to part with their money on a regular basis, always trying to find something to spend it on. Why not a coach to help you make life's decisions? No?

    Teresa

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    1. I'll keep my money over that
      Even if my wallet were fat

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  9. A Coach Call For One And All!
    Helping hand more than just a pal
    A guiding light
    To make it right
    To help their charges have a ball

    Hank

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  10. So does that a snowflake coach of me make?
    That might turn heads and leave insults in the wake...

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  11. No coaches here
    nothing to fear
    just do the best I can
    and that isn't a scam

    betty

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  12. A walking coach, huh? Great idea, for those of us who can't get a handle on that whole "putting one foot in front of the other" thing. Ohhhhh, yeah.

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  13. I say I'd like an eating coach, but as soon as I got yelled at about what I was eating, there would be a fight. I'll stick with my own inner coach.

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    1. Inner coach is a better way
      And that one you don't have to pay

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  14. There are dating coaches too
    Imagine all that they must do
    Heck, sign me up. I'll take two.

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  15. orlin N cassie...eye yi yi....we haz hurd it all now.... iz dad makin thiz up ore bee it de trooth ~~~~~ !!! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Sadly there is truth
      Eye roll worthy at many a booth

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  16. Hilarious! Maybe I can be someone's wine coach?

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  17. I was laughing at the: An eating coach, on the couch! Have a good week Pat!

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  18. The only coach I have is a fitness coach. Though, you'd never tell with the amount of jiggle my body swishes with these days.

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  19. I prefer the coach to the roach:)

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  20. We have a literary coach, a teacher coach, student coaches, ESOL coaches, and I'm sure I could think of some more. All that means for me is too many meetings, many of which aren't all that productive.

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    1. Meetings never seem to be
      Just yap about the same stuff to thee

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  21. Yes, these people are everywhere...easy money to be had!

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  22. I've known of a few life coaches whose lives were a mess.
    And a few organizing coaches whose homes were a disaster.
    I tend to be skeptical about situations like that!

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    1. A very good way to be
      From them we quickly flee

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