We don't want intruders in our lair. We just got done with plenty to spare. Or we could have been the intruders there. Either way, we'll pretend it's the former at our lair. But none can get in. What is it with you and your greeting spin?
We look and stare.
Yeah, we're aware.
We just don't care.
Get a dog at your lair.
Or care we may.
Depends on the day.
Meow and rub.
Unless you're a slub.
Then can scare.
Yep, we're aware.
Didn't you get that?
No? Well follow the cat.
You're not welcome at all.
Follow that bouncing ball?
We appreciate it indeed.
Whatever you did at your feed.
At least we'll fake that.
Ah, the life of the cat.
But no welcome mat.
Go away is where we're at.
No intruders allowed.
Three's a crowd.
Or would that be four?
Pat may count for this tour.
But not little old you.
Or you or you...got a clue?
Not welcome one bit.
What's with that shit?
You want intruders galore?
You want them to explore?
You're welcome to that.
So not for the cat.
We'll stick with thanks.
Unless you're with banks.
We won't thank a banker.
Who likes that wanker?
Now you've been told.
On you we may be sold.
At least on what you did.
But no you're welcome will get a bid.
Ever think about that? You're welcome to what as you chat? Welcome to come in? Welcome to take one for a spin? Gutter or car. Leave the door ajar. That you're welcome thing is just scary. You could see a back that's super hairy. Or maybe some feet. Hairy zombie feet are not a treat. Now you will think of it with each you're welcome pass. You are welcome to that and that's it from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
We look and stare.
Yeah, we're aware.
We just don't care.
Get a dog at your lair.
Or care we may.
Depends on the day.
Meow and rub.
Unless you're a slub.
Then can scare.
Yep, we're aware.
Didn't you get that?
No? Well follow the cat.
You're not welcome at all.
Follow that bouncing ball?
We appreciate it indeed.
Whatever you did at your feed.
At least we'll fake that.
Ah, the life of the cat.
But no welcome mat.
Go away is where we're at.
No intruders allowed.
Three's a crowd.
Or would that be four?
Pat may count for this tour.
But not little old you.
Or you or you...got a clue?
Not welcome one bit.
What's with that shit?
You want intruders galore?
You want them to explore?
You're welcome to that.
So not for the cat.
We'll stick with thanks.
Unless you're with banks.
We won't thank a banker.
Who likes that wanker?
Now you've been told.
On you we may be sold.
At least on what you did.
But no you're welcome will get a bid.
Ever think about that? You're welcome to what as you chat? Welcome to come in? Welcome to take one for a spin? Gutter or car. Leave the door ajar. That you're welcome thing is just scary. You could see a back that's super hairy. Or maybe some feet. Hairy zombie feet are not a treat. Now you will think of it with each you're welcome pass. You are welcome to that and that's it from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
It's good to feel welcome Pat. Always a welcome here and at my bay too.
ReplyDeleteLoved the verse.
Yvonne.
Welcome is the way
DeleteAt many a bay
The option of being #1 was saying greetings to everyone, but only Yvonne was awake and a little late.
DeleteThat she was
DeleteJust because
You're welcome at our mat as long as you take off your shoes and don't bring small children. (As our house is not kid-proof.)
ReplyDeleteWell I'd have to bring my indoor shoes
DeleteWithout child proofing, orlin would lose
A Hell No We Go!
ReplyDeleteCan be quite slow
Welcome no?
Wants to know
Cold feet in the snow!
Hank
Might go numb
DeleteFrom feet to bum
A welcome mat guards my front door
ReplyDeleteMud will not be tracked on my floor!
Mud takes a hike
DeleteThat we don't like
I don't want intruders. I'd have to clean up after them.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way
DeleteWhen they come to stay
I welcome comments, unless it's clear you've not read my post and are just looking to leave spam links.
ReplyDeletePlenty of those
DeleteFeed em to the crows
We totally agree, intruders must go, quickly!
ReplyDeleteThat they must
DeleteIn them we can't trust
Don't much like to welcome people
ReplyDeleteunless I know them well
like to keep to myself as much as possible
and that makes life swell
betty
A much better way
DeleteAs some people you don't want near your bay
Hairy zombie feet are definitely no-no!
ReplyDeleteYep, they are scary
DeleteGross and far too hairy
Well, I guess I practice southern hospitality at my pad. There's a lot of welcoming going on. The welcome mat is always out.
ReplyDeleteYou sure have a bunch
DeleteGiving away a free lunch?
The mat by my back door says "GO AWAY!" It must work, too. Except for my landlord, I almost never have guests, unless I've brought them there myself.
ReplyDeletehaha I remember you saying you had that
DeleteGood it makes them scat
Best I've seen is "Booby traps in place"
That made me do an about face
Bring me
ReplyDeletecandy
and my smile
for miles
you'll see
otherwise stay
far, far away
don't come back today
or any other day.
Is the candy tough and thick?
DeleteOr is it the kind you lick?
I'm definitely chuckling at the thought of your cats and my sister's cats who couldn't care less if an intruder, or anyone else for that matter, was coming in the door. And you won't get a "You're welcome" from Scotia or Smoke for anything; not even a treat ~ They'll just ask for more. Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha more and more
DeleteWith treats at any shore
Any intruder's come about
We'll just try to freak them out
orlin N cassie... we terned de door bell off N took de knocker down...if thatz knot a kleer message we dunno what iz !!! :) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteMaybe install a trap door
DeleteThat will be clear as they fall through the floor
Got no bell at my spot
ReplyDeleteNo knocker, too, no Russian bot
No humper sign saying welcome neighbor
Not interested in that kind of labor
"SJWs, go away!"
Need that mat at my bay..
Then you'd be soooo bad
DeleteThe sjws would be mad
grrr....go away...not big on strangers at the door
ReplyDeletequick, hide, lie on the floor
Duck under the windowsill
DeleteGo away they will
I am actually back
ReplyDeletefrom the Thanksgiving feast attack.
I wish I saw my family for a feast
but my bro is in "amour", yup, that stupid beast.
He forgets about us when love comes calling
it's his pattern..icchhh, yup..appalling.
Aww, the old love attack
DeleteCan sure make things get slack
I have no intruders here
ReplyDeleteI guess they go elsewhere
Elsewhere is better
DeleteLet them mail a letter
Don't like intruders and gate crashers. Have to be careful not to overstep the welcome mat.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteToss em from the zoo
My welcome mat gets used often. Seems like my house is the central hub these days for gathering. I don't mind, but it would be nice if someone else did some hosting once in a while, simply because I hate the mess. Love the company, just hate having to clean up after them.
ReplyDeleteThe clean up sucks a bunch
DeleteThey should go out for lunch
I don't welcome many at my pad- but when I do it is with advance notice. :) Not a fan of the pop over visit.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Those interlopers we don't want
DeleteBetter give notice too at our haunt
Now that it's campaigning season, one thing that has been driving me nuts are those campaign calls and texts I get from strangers. If only telling them "not welcome one bit" would get them to actually stop...
ReplyDeleteYeah, onward they go
DeleteNo matter the answer being no