We are going to please you with another rhyme. It will be easy to do for a time. Or maybe for a day. I should be more specific some say. I'll work on that. Onward for the cat.
Here we go.
A rhyme shall show.
High and low.
Whoops, I know.
Should be low and high.
Had to please that guy.
But both are there.
So none should pull out their hair.
Or rub their bald head.
Can't cause bald people dread.
Or the half bald ones can pull some hair.
Have to say it so all are aware.
All might not work.
That is a cover all perk.
I should say he, she, them, and they.
Him and her may also need a say.
Things can't stop.
It has to drop.
Drop or fly.
Have to please that guy.
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Or that girl.
I gave both a whirl.
Or maybe a tap.
Don't fall into that trap.
Have to appease.
We must please.
Be appeasing to all.
Him, her...you get that call.
Or a texting fit.
Don't forget that shit.
I guess I should say crap.
Shit may offend a chap.
Crap may too.
May as well go with poo.
Now I'm back to potty talk.
Better say loo so the Brits won't squawk.
Now I have to hit redo.
Has to be translated in French too.
Don't forget Chinese, Spanish, and that hieroglyph stuff.
See? Pleasing all a little isn't so tough.
Are you a pleaser of all? Pfffft we say at our hall. Don't have time for that crap. Don't like us, go take a nap. We'll say what we say. We'll do it every single day. At least for a while yet. On that you can bet. But give me a kickback from your winning mass. That will please my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteOf the crop
Pleasing none, after being #1 is done.
DeleteGets the top
DeleteOf the crop
That's 4 in a row
DeleteTo think it came 26 mins slow!
Hank
Still a win
DeleteWith getting on in
I'm not pleased to be #100....
DeleteA good round number though
DeleteHas to be round with zero zero
Hi Hank you’re number one
Deletebeating everyone before the sun
Or the clouds
DeleteHaving their shrouds
A people pleaser to the hilt,
ReplyDeletethat's the way some are built.
Not for me, oh no sir,
So long gone, that's all a blur.
Toss it in the sea
DeleteNot the way for we
On them we'd chuck cat pee
Sooner than please all we see
I'll keep the peace but I only aim to please with humor. Sometimes I aims to misbehave...
ReplyDeletehaha that is a fine aim
DeleteWe can make that claim
MOL! I'll have to rub some on the Dad's bald head today!
ReplyDeletelol keep him a happy camper
DeleteRub so there is no damper
I try to keep the peace, but usually only please the ones that I feel like pleasing. Great post Pat.
ReplyDeleteThe best way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
You can't please everybody,
ReplyDeletetoo many crybaby's
too little time!
Pretty much the case
DeleteAs they all get their pouty face
I generally aim to please - do I win the congeniality award?
ReplyDeleteThat you might
DeleteDisplay it day and night
Just goes to show, when you try to please everybody you end up pleasing nobody!
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteSo give pleasing all a big screw you
It's a fact!
DeleteFact, Jack
DeleteOr Blue shack
Pleasing everyone is impossible. My husband and children live by the motto, 'if momma isn't happy, ain't now one happy' so they understand they only have to please one person. Works for me.
ReplyDeletehaha there is a win for you
DeleteMake you happy and the rest will come due
A Pleasing Day At Our Bay!
ReplyDeleteDo them all to while away
Please everyone
And gets stumped
Ends up no one pleased anyway
Hank
That is the end
DeleteOne you can't amend
The most important one to please is yourself!
ReplyDeleteAnd that isn't easy much of the time.
That it may not be
DeleteAs many bother thee
Have to say that I am a life-long pleaser. Always tried to please others. Why? Part of childhood to old age. Now I really don't care. Please myself as Mary says? Yes and no: things that will make me a better person and do what pleases God, which are one and the same.
ReplyDeleteComes a point where don't care comes in
DeleteSometimes it takes a bit longer to give a spin
I'm not a pleaser. My whole family knows it too. If I don't like something, I'll let you know.
ReplyDeletehaha the way to be
DeleteLet it fly free
That's why we like you, Mary. Just say it as it is.
DeleteWay to be
DeleteSay and watch many flee
Oh to please every man, woman and child
ReplyDeleteThat is crazy shit wild.
It can’t happen so I don’t bother or care
crap like this is never fair.
Yep, screw all of that
DeleteBrush them off like a cat
I try to be pleasant
ReplyDeletein others presence
Sometimes that is hard to do
it’s like trying to find a lost shoe
Better luck with the shoe
DeleteSome people just haven't a clue
So true
DeleteTrue for me
DeleteA win for we
I try to please others but it's impossible.
ReplyDeleteSo it's best I've discovered to just please me.
That is the best way
DeleteAt the end of any day
I used to be a people pleaser, but I realized the only person I need to please is myself.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way
DeletePlease yourself and let the others stray