We slunk to the right, using the shadows that mocked the night. Pat quickly yanked us back. None of us knew how we appeared in this murder shack. Although when the godly mook started to yap, we figured he had something to do with this latest trap.
"Drazin is going to burn you alive." Drazin sure can glare. Maybe it was her blonde hair.
"Thy. I shall help the demon." Pat sprang away from us. We rolled our eyes as he clearly boarded the short bus. He used a candle stick like a sword. It sure is a wonder how in the past he won that WEP award.
"Voodoo on you!" Some cloaked figure flung its arms. Its weird melted man mask then glowed like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
"What has thy demon done to...rabbit...rabbit...rabbit..." Pat stood in one spot while he shrunk quite a lot.
"Is he saying rabbit? Others frogs may make fun if he makes that a habit."
"Shut up, Orlin. You take your little rhyming ass that way and I'll go the other." Cassie sure sounded like my mother, but I obeyed like a good brother.
We slunk around the murder shack while Blondie eyed Drazin like she wanted to have him for a snack.
"I want to do that. I want to maim him."
Drazin tugged at his binds. He hated being at the mercy of voodoo minds. "When Drazin breaks free, Drazin is going to burn this whole place to the ground."
"You will pay!" She turned to the masked nut, allowing it to grope her butt. "Teach me. Teach me!"
The figure stood Blondie straight and then pointed at our frenemie mate. "Voodoo is within." He groped her butt once more. I guess it was so cushy he needed an encore. "Now spin."
Blondie spun back toward her foe. Why Drazin was, I probably don't want to know.
I could see Cassie trying not to hack up a hairball as the thing thought he was at some fancy ball. He sure twirled. It was so bad that I may have hurled.
"Now you have your chance, so straighten up your stance. Picture the one you despise. Let the hatred fill your eyes."
"Like this?"
"Don't interrupt the rhyme or my flow won't keep time."
"Is this right?" She looked like a dead fish. One out in the sun on a paper dish.
"No need to take a shit. Since birth it has been lit. But time to light another. Picture who you want to smother."
"Got it."
"Now let the hatred fill. Think of your next kill. Find that flow within. Time to do him in."
"Drazin will do you stupid humans in." Drazin yanked some more. He then repeated the same not-so-threatening encore.
"I can't. Voodoo is too hard." She pouted like a cow. Those lips grew somehow.
"But your face is showing. The voodoo has started flowing. Your voodoo is now growing. Time to get to sowing."
It stepped away. No more prancing on display. Then its voice rang out all over. Why couldn't I just have to deal with a butt-sniffing rover?
"Time to voodoo this. Time to voodoo that. Voodoo sure can't miss. My, your bum is fat."
"What?" She turned to see but then voodoo flew free. "What is this?"
"Gross," Cassie mumbled.
Blondie's face began to melt away. It looked like soupy Lucky Charms on display. It then went down her throat. It came out of her not so rhyming ass like a hole in a boat. The thing sucked it into its mask. After that, I just had to ask.
"What's with the return loop? Do you enjoy the taste of poop?" I leaped to Pat's side, who still said "rabbit" with pride.
I then easily heard from Cass, "Stupid rhyming ass."
"Fleabags, what are you doing here? Did you bring Drazin to this...this..." Drazin's jaw dropped after Cassie whacked its mask and everything on it flopped.
It stood before us as naked as can be. It had nothing up or down to see. It was only grey and wanted to have its say. "Now you've seen me true. Now you've become wise. With a little voodoo, I'll pluck out all your eyes."
"Run, godly mook. I never thought I'd see you spook." I freed Drazin and he ducked. Then Pat he quickly plucked.
"Your stupid human is going to get stomped on, fleabags."
"Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit."
"Might serve him right." Drazin covered Pat. I never thought I'd see that.
"Voodoo over here. Voodoo over there. While you run in fear, I voodoo without a care."
"Why..." Blondie reached for it. Not sure how she even spoke that bit.
"Drazin has a plan, fleabags." Drazin spun around another voodoo beam and then his eyes began to steam.
"That is the way. Let your voodoo come to play." The thing began to suck away Drazin's face, but he forgot about Drazin's embrace.
Drazin shoved Pat in the air and Pat took in voodoo light between the pair.
"I think the words you are looking for is, I'm melting." Pat stepped on Blondie's goop. What remained of her looked worse than when I have runny poop.
"Voodoo for right. Voodoo for wrong. Time I take flight and voodoo along." It began to back away but we made it stay.
Cassie tripped him from behind. I then smothered its face with my behind. Drazin stomped it in the gut while Pat used the candle he had swung when he had become a nut.
"Allow Drazin." Drazin caught the wick on fire. "Now make this Voodoo expire."
"Voodoo will come and voodoo will go. This..."
"Shut up." Pat shoved the candle into its gut and it grew to be the size of a plump King Tut. "It's gonna blow."
Cassie and I took cover while Pat and Drazin both looked like they got...umm...emptied on by a giant lover. At least it wasn't sticky. That would have been more icky.
"Care to tell us what that was about, godly mook?"
"Drazin doesn't answer to you, fleabag. Although Drazin will say that Drazin thought all the Voodoos were dead. Drazin may have to look into that."
"And the..." Cassie rolled her eyes as we faded away, each of us once again glad we had survived the day.
"I got Voodoo in places where Voodoo shouldn't be." Pat stripped off and ran to the shower. He was sure going to need one with power.
"Do you think the thing was some alien creature? It did backwards probe that Playboy wannabe feature."
"If it was, maybe it will beam you up. I've been trying to get them to take you away for years." Cassie smirked and trotted away. The prissy thing would get a surprise the next time she went to the litter tray.
"This Voodoo won't come off. Rabbit. Damn it."
We laughed as Pat continued to shout, both hoping that he would get that annoying rabbit thing worked out.
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And there we go. How was that for a voodoo show? Did you know Voodoos were real? What is their deal? Wouldn't some crap get on that rainbow stuff? That must go down tough. Do you think it was an alien showing? Let's hope the Voodoo trend doesn't start growing. Now I think I'll go rest with Cass and prevent any lights from coming out of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteYou are some quick
That's 6 in a row
DeleteIn a little flow
It comes and go
Hank
Good morning True
DeleteA pleasure sharing #1 with you!
Hank
Short story, Hank won.
DeleteHank shows the way
DeleteWith 6 on display
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ReplyDeleteI have a tenacity to be#2
DeletePerhaps, it is my destiny
no wonder I am often Blue
yes, I do think it is true
#2 for you
DeleteSo you are Blue?
Did you miss the shoe?
Who knew?
hmm - do you have glass slipper
Deletein Cinderella blue?
Blue is number one, never number two!
DeleteAnd, nope, no missing shoe
None to see
DeleteEaten by we
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DeleteTimes two?
DeleteLook at you
haha - A blooper came due
Deleteso I had to delete two
I enjoyed your adventurous tale
did someone slip you a voodoo cocktail
Good luck with your entry...
That they may have indeed
DeleteGotta watch those slippers at one's feed
And a blooper
Beats an accidental pooper
A WEP Voodoo Right In View!
ReplyDeleteWEP/IWSG Challenge in twos
1000 words limit
For who-done-it?
Best wishes for taking the cue
Hank
Cue on in
DeleteFor the win
A rabbit with a habit can be the real challenge!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteBetter off to flee
Maybe a little Trix will do the trick for Pat's little rabbit fix?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it for kids?
DeleteThey may flip their lids
and then they could take you away..ha ha, take you away
ReplyDeletetake away to a fun place?
DeleteA smile on my face
You have so much fun with your imagination run!
ReplyDeleteTurning the stuff of your everyday into fantasy at your bay!
On another topic, you used to have a link to the characters in your books and fantasy world, but I can't seem to find it. Did you take it down or put it somewhere else? I thought there was a picture of Drazin, and I wanted to look at it again.
btw, my brother Roy used to spin wild yarns about people and pets in his everyday life. He kept his younger sister Barb entertained for years and continued the practice with his four children. Now he's spinning tales for his granddaughter Ella. I wish he had written down some of his mental romps. I get a kick out of your Cassie, Orlin, Pat stories ~ They're so out there, but they're such ridiculous fun!
haha we just let it flow
DeleteAs the imagination goes where it wants to go
Drazin is on the cover of Blogveners and Vault of the Gods too
Plus he is in a header or two
Used to have a few like Tarsier Man and him
But now the options aren't so slim
Be fun to write them down and let them flow
Taking every day life and twisting it is a fun way to go
I enjoy Duke Drazin's appearances. Always have. I recall a day long ago, when It's Rhyme Time was still fairly new, when I encountered some internet mentions of Drazin from before this blog even existed!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Drazin had his own blog at one point
DeleteHe even did matches at a fantasy wrestling joint
He's Hades in another book series I did too
He sure has gotten around since first created 12 years ago at my zoo
That was a ton of fun!! :)
ReplyDeleteGlad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
You, Cassie and Orlin wepped Voodoo:)
ReplyDeleteGot it done
DeleteWith our run
Be careful cat, practicing this ancient craft can be more trouble than it's worth! Uh oh, looks like you've found that out.
ReplyDeleteFound it out
DeleteBut at least no one got turned into a trout
Yipes! I think I'm experiencing a major case of deja vu... I coulda sworn I just read and commented on a different WEP post by you... :)
ReplyDeleteYou had fun with this one, didn't you? I sure had fun reading it.
We meant to do that
DeleteReally, maybe not, at our blog mat
Sure had fun indeed
As it took seed
I just had Lucky Charms for breakfast. I hope my face doesn't melt like a Lucky Charm marshmallow. Some Voodoo you have here!
ReplyDeletehaha I think you are safe
DeleteBut watch out if your legs chafe
Wow! A lot of action going on here.
ReplyDeleteVoodoo, Alien creatures, and Drazin to fear.
Congratulations on your win.
Drazin sure likes to come back
DeleteAs many went on the attack
Dancing with glee,
ReplyDeleteIs how this piece left me.
Glad it is so
DeleteWith this flow
Better be careful about the booty grabbing. All these sexual harassment cases popping up, even after decades, will have one looking over their shoulder for the rest of their lives.
ReplyDeleteYeah, better watch what butt you go near
DeleteCould make life one to fear
orlin N cassie.....grate storee by dad N we started countin hiz werdz...guess we shulda studeed mor in skewl....we onlee getted ta.... 13 !!! ;) ♥♥☺☺
ReplyDeletehaha well at least you got there
DeleteA dozen with one to spare
A story in verse? How original.
ReplyDeleteLet it flow
DeleteEasy peasy at our show
This was fun to read, and your rhymes were solid indeed. When all was said and done, this was a tale well spun.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was so
DeleteAs I let out the flow
Quite clever. I'll be careful around Drazin if butt grabbing and voodoo are are his aim.
ReplyDeleteBetter watch out
DeleteHe can sure grab about
Giggling here.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
Deja vu is a weird feeling Pat. Loved the read.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
That it can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteYou did make
You made me snicker,
ReplyDeleteFor just a flicker.
What a clever rhyme,
And it is not half-time.
Never would have thought a story to rhyme,
But you pulled it off just fine.
;p Wishing success, Pat
In your lucky rhyming hat
Can pull it on out
DeleteAnd rhyme about
Every which way
With what we say
Ain't no deja vu like a rhyme in time!
ReplyDeleteThat it ain't
DeleteNone to taint
This was hysterical! I was drinking coffee while reading and I almost spit out some when I read, "Don't interrupt the rhyme or my flow won't keep time."
ReplyDeleteAwesome entry!
haha good you didn't spit
DeleteCould ruin the computer a bit
A humorous read that has a Dungeons and Dragons vibe to it, with the narrator being the dungeon-master. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThe cat is the master, you say
DeleteHe'll take it at our bay
:) Fun story.
ReplyDelete~Jess
Glad it was fun
DeleteTo give a run
Feline, Feline, you tell a great tale
ReplyDeleteAlthough on occasion you do wail
Did someone step on your tail
Or was that the voodoo's rail?
A big like, but it had me going in circles. . .
Round and round
DeleteMuch is found
That you know
Or don't with flow
A fun story and the pussy cats know how to deal with voodoo.
ReplyDeleteThey got it down
DeleteHere in our town
Cats and voodoo?
ReplyDeleteThat could lead to some who-do?
But the cat is the master
Cuz he can run faster...:-)
Faster and faster
DeleteOr just use a ray blaster
Voodoo here voodoo there
ReplyDeleteVoodoo flying everywhere
Pat's the king
At this rhyming thing
He wears the crown
Can't take him down
Try as you may
He'll blow you away!
Huff and puff
DeleteWe got the stuff
Unless its set in stone
Then we'll leave it alone
Hi Pat - I most definitely can't keep up with all the comments matching your entry ... so so clever and I did enjoy the read through ... even if Voodoo featured! But such fun - cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteClever and enjoyed works
DeleteHas its sure fire perks
Hi Pat...
ReplyDeleteThoroughly fun when one's on the run.
More entries to read, so I must take make my leave.
Voodoo is best, when it's not in your chest.
Deja Vu can be grand if it lends you a hand.
Watch that chest
DeleteIt sure is worse than the rest
This was so fun!
ReplyDeletea tale well spun
Thanks for the smile. A great take on the prompt :)
Glad it was grand
DeleteAnd a smile was at hand
Wow, your rhyming is amazing. The story is fun too.
ReplyDeleteGreat post. Kudos to you.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in my land
It's like a rap with a rhyme,Drazin saved them all just in time.
ReplyDeleteRhyme the flow
DeleteDrazin ended the foe
When the rhyming is done,
ReplyDeletethe cat's got my tongue.
I'm left with no words,
like kitty-box turds.
(okay, that last bit didn't make any sense, but I'm not in your class!)
haha well it works in the end
DeleteNot that turds would ever have a wordy trend
I loved this! You can Rap, Pat!
ReplyDeleteLet it flow
DeleteThat we give a go
Ha ha ha! Nice one. Let us hope the WEP players don't start casting spells on each other. I don't want to be a toad, throw myself off a bridge, stab someone so I can get some sleep, meet Poe's Raven in a cemetery...etc....
ReplyDeleteGood work with this. I feel very entertained.
haha entertained is the win
DeleteAs long as no spell does you in
Love the rhymes!
ReplyDeleteShove the frogs off the logs.
Above the rest this story pressed.
Pressed works
DeleteHas its perks
Very different. Fun read.
ReplyDeleteGlad it is so
DeleteAt our show
Voodoo voices vex visions.
ReplyDeletePat paints polymorphous prospects.
Nonsense narration nonetheless.
Roland regularly rambles ridiculously.
Look at you go
DeleteWith the triple show