If it is on TV it must be true. Don't you agree at your zoo? If you do you better not tell me. I may make fun of thee. But then some things humans still buy. They buy it without money on the fly.
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Look at this.
A show can't miss.
The bad guy loses.
To jail he cruises.
Bad guys have bad aim.
They are all just lame.
The guy who talks for 30 seconds did it.
Can be wrapped up in a 42 minute bit.
The law works fast.
Bad guys are a thing of the past.
Doctors find what's wrong.
They do it before long.
Money doesn't matter.
Your wallet will always grow fatter.
You can spend no matter what.
You just need that bigger hut.
Many people don't swear.
Unless its an R rated affair.
No such words are found.
Unless maybe if HBO is around.
Animals are barely about.
None of them give a shout.
If they do there is no scooping.
TV animals never do any pooping.
Can get shot and rise.
It tells you no lies.
Stand up and trot away.
Pull it out and done for the day.
Did we mention money?
All can live where it is sunny.
They can have great things.
Another house is waiting in the wings.
And they love to advertise.
To do that is wise.
Wear the logo of the day.
They do it without getting any pay.
All of this and more.
Go for it at your shore.
TV would never lie to you.
It is the way through and through.
Pathetic how so many humans let TV control their life. They forget it is written and the author can easily write away any strife. But oh, they need to live that way. Pffft is all we can say. Do you let shows and such dictate life? Do you believe bad guys can't hit anything and not cause strife? Let's hope that doesn't come to pass. You may once again get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 3 in a row
DeleteStarting an even flow?
Hank
Back to the top
DeleteNot gonna stop
What TV would have you believe, is that Hank is #1
Deletethey are right
That they might
DeleteDay or night
Hank's #1! I saw it on TV!
DeleteWow, fame
DeleteAll will know his name
Now that you mention it, it's rare to see animals in your average network shows.
ReplyDeleteCosts too much $$$ and hard to train
DeleteSo they think it a pain
If it's on TV it must be phew!
ReplyDeleteStinky and more
DeleteWith its encore
Nothing good on TV is what I usually think
ReplyDeleterather sit at the computer with a good drink.
betty
And write a book
DeleteWorks for our nook
Ever notice that not many TV show characters actually watch television? They all seem to have better things to do.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is a good point as well
DeleteNothing much is ever seen where they dwell
Yay for me!
ReplyDeleteI have no TV
Boo for me!
Other addictions take hold
at my sea.
Like chocolate and a umm err big thing
DeleteAt least you get the former at your wing
sometimes it's nice to see folks solve problems in one hour. If only it were true in real life. Happy Friday - so what's on the telly tonight? ha
ReplyDeletehaha nothing much on
DeleteAn hour would be great for solving things to dawn
Believe In The TV At Your Sea!
ReplyDeleteAre they the real thing to see
Sitting with popcorn
Enjoying it all alone
Allowing time when one is free
Hank
Free time can work
DeleteToo much may not be a perk
Ohhhh, I thought it was the internet that was always true.
ReplyDeleteThat too
DeleteTimes two
So glad TV is not a thing in my life
ReplyDeleteCould not tolerate all the strife
Good to avoid
DeleteCould make one paranoid
I enjoy a bit of TV
ReplyDeleteIt’s called escapism
That it can be
DeleteEven if they lie to thee
TV is a nice escape for a little while, though we only watch it occasionally here. Of course, we don't believe a thing that's on there, but I do find myself royally pissed when they kill off a favorite character I've grown attached to.
ReplyDeletehaha but then they can bring them back
DeleteTime travel, ghosts, alternate reality, or just a fake heart attack
Just a bit of Scooby Dooweee
ReplyDeleteOn my TV
Cartoon land
DeleteIsn't it grand
TV is more horrible now than ever before.
ReplyDeleteSo called reality tv is a real bore.
Men and women are Uber thin
Look like Vogue twits who always win.
Yep, twits they be
DeleteSoooo pathetic with much of what we see