The cat is going lazy today. We will hire it out at our bay. We just don't want to work. Lazing back is a perk. So we shall see what they do. They seem to think they can make it come due.
Hello, friend.
I won't offend.
I'm here to work.
Wood chopping or clerk.
I don't do early.
I may get squirrely.
I don't do late.
Sorry, mate.
I don't do snow.
That makes me go.
I don't do rain.
It causes me pain.
I don't do grass.
It hurts my ass.
I don't do sun.
It makes me run.
I don't do heavy lifting.
I don't do sifting.
I don't do driving.
I don't do bee hiving.
I don't work through lunch.
I want to talk a bunch.
I want to be on my phone.
I want to answer it at the first tone.
I don't clean.
I don't like it if you are mean.
Don't tell me what to do.
I don't like to hear from you.
I don't work every other day.
I don't listen to what you say.
I want lots and lots of pay.
I probably won't stay.
I may even steal.
So is it a deal?
Just shake and say yes.
Know that I may also do less.
Was that a no?
How could you though?
You are looking to hire.
Come and re-read my flyer.
Hmm, the cat may skip this one. I guess I'll to back to getting the rhyming done. Do you want to hire such a chump? May turn into the next Trump. Just let them do nothing at all and pay them a ton. That is how "great" work gets done. I'm all done with my lazy person sass. I'd rather hire the singing bass or the gas that comes out my ever so sassy little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 9 in a row
DeleteTrending a given flow!
Hank
Good Morning Hank
Deletenine in a row
look at you go
I've been busy no time to play
but, I'll be back on another day
Good morning True
DeleteCome back another day
Sharing the glory away
Hank
Up you go
DeleteWith 9 in tow
Man, you're fast!
ReplyDeleteSeconds away
DeleteAt your bay
I work with a lady who leaves the very SECOND the day ends. No way she's staying. She doesn't do overtime, lolol
ReplyDeletelol out the door
DeleteOff to explore
I shall be in total relaxation this weekend.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Relax away
DeleteAt your bay
Come And Hire With My Flyer!
ReplyDeleteNot to do it so like no other
They don't try
They don't buy
Not to antagonize the employer
Hank
Stray away
DeleteTo enjoy the day
Sounds like a Millenial.
ReplyDeletePretty much
DeleteOutta touch
MOL Alex! We don't do heavy lifting at all and we're not fans of snow either!
ReplyDeleteToss the snow
DeleteSee that and nowhere we go
It's a day for scratching......
ReplyDeleteScratching dots?
DeleteCan do that lots
haha would you sift through dirt
ReplyDeletefor buried treasure...;)
For the good stuff
DeleteWe'd do it enough
guess I have to pick up the slack if you are doing nothing...
ReplyDeleteGo for it
DeleteYou'll be a hit
It's okay to be lazy on the weekend, innit?
ReplyDeleteWere you lay through the week?
DeleteMaybe not if norm at one's creek
Some people think they should be paid for doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteAs they boo and hoo
Lazy people like that are parasites!
ReplyDeleteAnd can't let them latch on
DeleteKick them off your lawn
That is quite a list of things NOT to do! Smiles.
ReplyDeleteNot gets play
DeleteAs in they stray
Do lazy people have remotes glued to their hands? If so, I know some people like that.
ReplyDeleteBet they do
DeleteWe know a few too
You have good ones, eh ones, and ones that make you look at them and say "are you mentally retarded?"
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteJust don't say the latter too loud at your zoo
That's a lot of work he won't do.
ReplyDeleteI'd like a job like that too.
Be easy as can be
DeletePaid to live free
For me too,
ReplyDeleteit's true
I don't do early
or late
So if you're in a hurry
I'll surely
make you wait
then we'll leave when we arrive
so keep the car in drive.
But for a roll in the hay
What can I say?
I'll be there right away
and I'll stay til at least
the next day.
haha what if it shrinks?
DeleteAnd in it umm never sinks?
Then would you stay
Or be on your way?
My oldest daughter has awesome work ethic. My younger one though, has issues. I've had a chore list on the fridge for her to earn extra money for Christmas. She's had 11 months to work on it and save up cash to buy her friends gifts this year. I don't know what she's going to buy them all with a whopping $4.25 but we'll see if her shopping skills are better than her initiative to earn money.
ReplyDeletehaha wow, $4.25 will buy ummm not much
DeleteMaybe some suckers and such
May want to work on that list
Sure there is a few she missed
I figure she can buy 4 things at the dollar store, but she'll have to scrounge around for 3 extra cents to cover the remainder of the sales tax lol
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