I'm Racing Thee So Get Ready To Flee!

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We are in a race today? Did you know that at your bay? We are in a race to type a post. I must win at my coast. The race is just there. We have time to spare. Or maybe no time at all. I must get this done at my hall.

Here we go.
To not fro.
Or fro not to.
I can't tell you.

I'm on the go.
Stop? Hell no.
This is a race.
I must fill the space.

Not the outer one.
Aliens have that done.
Bah, don't distract me.
I am racing thee.

I have to go faster.
I just passed her.
Or would that be past?
Bah, stop grammar cast.

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I can't think.
I may sink.
No, no, no.
I must go, go, go.

Get to the end.
Finish this trend.
I am going to win.
I will do all in.

I can't gloat.
May sink my boat.
What boat?
Does it have a goat?

Stop that.
You confuse the cat.
I have to go.
Don't stoop low.

Or stoop high.
Like reach for the sky.
This is the post.
I'm done at my coast.

Not yet?
I lost the bet?
No way, Jose.
I'll get it today.

Hmmm, did you join the race? Did you embrace? Did you think the cat nuts? Maybe I smelled some funny butts. Hey, the cat was just doing what so many humans do. Didn't know that at your zoo? Do you create a race where there is none? Oh, you must get that done. You must beat all. When really they don't give a crap at their all. Oh, but a race must come to pass. Pffft I'll now go nap my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Comments

  1. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 30, 2018 at 7:00 AM

    Ninja attack!

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 30, 2018 at 7:02 AM

    I raced today and came out on top! Not bad for a week I'm mostly offline.

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    1. Pat HattOctober 30, 2018 at 5:27 PM

      Nope, not bad at all
      Attacked on it at our hall

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  3. BrianOctober 30, 2018 at 8:15 AM

    I usually race to hurry up and wait!

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  4. BijouxOctober 30, 2018 at 9:15 AM

    We set deadlines for ourselves that rarely matter.

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    1. Pat HattOctober 30, 2018 at 5:28 PM

      Few really do
      But we do it anyway at each zoo

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  5. The Silver FoxOctober 30, 2018 at 12:23 PM

    My sister can be like that. She'll ask for help, and that usually means "Let's do it now." I, on the other hand, can put things off indefinitely. I think the proper approach lies somewhere in between.

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  6. bettyOctober 30, 2018 at 12:48 PM

    Racing days are over here
    just settling in at a slow pace
    others can pass me by and that's fine
    I'll give them their space

    betty

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    1. Pat HattOctober 30, 2018 at 5:28 PM

      Let them have a wide berth
      As they go about the earth

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  7. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comOctober 30, 2018 at 3:03 PM

    If there's no chocolate at the finish line
    That's a sign, I'll take my time.

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  8. Mary KirklandOctober 30, 2018 at 3:10 PM

    If I have something to do I like to get it done or else it bothers me.

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  9. Sandra CoxOctober 30, 2018 at 4:10 PM

    Lots of fun responses today. Like Betty, my racing days are pretty well gone.

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    1. Pat HattOctober 30, 2018 at 5:29 PM

      Leave it to the cat?
      As he scratches the couch where you're at

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  10. da tabbies o trout towneOctober 30, 2018 at 5:25 PM

    orlin N cassie...onlee racez we like any mor involvez.....ratz :) YUM !!!! fried N seered twice witha side oh greenz !!!

    ;) hope all iz well with ewe all ☺☺♥♥

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  11. TamagoOctober 30, 2018 at 7:20 PM

    I never do well in a race. Better keep my own pace!

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  12. TruedessaOctober 30, 2018 at 7:21 PM

    I woke up late
    a dreaded fate
    as I raced around
    just trying to make ground
    on a steel horse I rode
    as rush hour showed...

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  13. Beverly Stowe McClureOctober 30, 2018 at 8:28 PM

    And the winner is ...
    Not me.
    I prefer to take my time.
    And being last is just fine.
    For I've enjoyed daydreaming as I go.
    That's lots of fun you know.

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    1. Pat HattOctober 31, 2018 at 6:11 PM

      Thinking and dreaming away
      A fine path to stray

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  14. BirgitOctober 30, 2018 at 11:32 PM

    I hate to race
    I like to keep my own pace.
    So if that means I’m at the back
    That’s aok, I don’t care one jack

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    1. Pat HattOctober 31, 2018 at 6:12 PM

      And back can be more fun
      If you get to see a fine umm bun

      Delete
  15. Theresa MahoneyOctober 31, 2018 at 12:18 AM

    I'm in a race to get my daughter's room cleaned before Thanksgiving. We redid our basement and I moved all of our storage to her room (hey, what's the good of her being away at college if we can't use her room while she's gone?) Now, I need to figure out what to do with it all over the next 3 weeks or she's going to be one pissed of lady when she comes home and can't even get to her bed lol

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    1. Pat HattOctober 31, 2018 at 6:12 PM

      haha maybe you can save it and make her help
      Then she may be pissed off and yelp

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  16. kaykualaOctober 31, 2018 at 4:03 AM

    I'm Racing Thee So Get Ready To Flee!
    For just being there was enough urgency
    Race to be at the front
    Satisfaction of having won
    Not to win but participating in a company

    Hank

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    1. Pat HattOctober 31, 2018 at 6:12 PM

      Company can make it fun
      No matter how much winning is done

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  17. SnowcatcherOctober 31, 2018 at 8:06 AM

    Every day at work is a race
    Deadlines always in my face
    When I’m on my bike, everyone races me
    But I just keep pedaling on happily

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    1. Pat HattOctober 31, 2018 at 6:13 PM

      Yeah, crummy work can do that
      Keep on pedaling where you're at

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