The cat is here to help you all. I will just have a ball. I may chew on it too. Then I'll give it to the dog when it gets eww. That is so nice of me. I'll do it unless he tries to eat my pee.
Can't do that.
Can't do this.
It is strat.
It isn't bliss.
It's not if this.
It's not if that.
Then it is bliss.
Then it isn't strat.
Confused by me.
Confused by you.
Quite the spree,
When one becomes two.
It's not if I explain.
It's not if you read.
For in a musical lane,
Strat doesn't = shit at your feed.
But if not jingle bells.
Or some other way.
Then away it still spells,
And strat shits away.
Can't do that.
Can't do this.
Chew that fat.
It sure won't miss.
Can do it if.
Can do it if.
Don't have a tiff.
I repeated like Biff.
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Blue people stink.
They can't stand.
They crawl and wink.
They pee in their hand.
That is so racist of you.
That is so racist of me.
It's not if you're blue.
It's not if you pee.
Can't do it here.
Can't do it there.
Can do it near.
Strat I must swear.
Don't you love the little outs people use? They sure do amuse. That isn't bad if...insert excuse ever so swift. That is okay if....another excuse ever so swift. Otherwise it is ohhhhhhhhh soooo bad. Oh wait. Not if this is done at your pad. I'll post unless we croak and go beneath the grass. That is a fine excuse for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteStill made it
Delete10 mins late!
Hank
Back to top
DeleteOf the crop
I have no excuse of not being #1
DeleteIt just didn't happen.
Not today
DeleteAnyway
Someone needs to give Blue a bath if he stinks.
ReplyDeleteAngie can do that
DeleteOr maybe his cat
The Little Whiff Of The It's Not If!
ReplyDeleteExcuses given with upper lips stiff
When not allowed
To think aloud
To even inquire but 'where's the beef?'
Hank
The beef they find
DeleteCurse of mankind
Damn. I'm up bright and early and still didn't make #1. I have no excuse for that. Maybe you can come up with one for me.
ReplyDeleteEasy as can be
DeleteYou took too long with your morning pee
I could but I can't, I won't and I can't...finish this line...
ReplyDeleteFinished or not
DeleteHmm there is a plot
There is always an excuse to have a good whiff!
ReplyDeleteA whiff to tiff
DeleteMay get shoved off a cliff
Cat pee is the worst!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteOr so they tell smell-less me
Why would the dog try to eat your pee?
ReplyDeleteAs it is in the litter
DeleteMust taste bitter
Ah, yes, the Excuse King’s plight
ReplyDeleteSans honor and always ready for a fight
That they be
DeleteExcuses fly free
People can see through excuses
ReplyDeleteso avoid them if one can
then life will be simpler
and perhaps more grand
betty
Avoid and enjoy
DeleteSure not a ploy
Fun! Reminds me of the poor woman in labor who screamed, "Can't! Won't! Shouldn't! Didn't!" To which the doctor replied, "Don't worry. They're only contractions." :-)
ReplyDeletehaha replied with ease
DeleteIf really used, that would sure make her do anything but freeze
We need our outs:)
ReplyDeleteThat many do
DeleteThrough and through
People will always find an excuse for one thing or another.
ReplyDeleteThat they will
DeleteHave their fill
Us creative people are just better at it! :)
ReplyDeleteMake up a good lie
DeleteThen let it fly
People do love excuses. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
That they do
DeleteThrough and through
I know a student
ReplyDeletewho is excuses, mile high
Just had a parent/teacher conference
cuz that schtuff don't fly ;)
haha ratted them out
DeleteThat may make them pout
We welcome whiffs but not eeews!
ReplyDeleteEeewws are bad
DeleteAt any old pad
Some people is always excusing but all depends, xo
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteCan depend at one's sand bar
I have seen this many a time at my work. I give them many options but up go the "I can't" excuse after excuse. I just want to show them the door and tell them to get out.
ReplyDeleteAnd let the door hit
DeleteAs they continue their shit
Some excuses are just so obvious you have just to ignore it.
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteSome just can't be true
People have excuses for this.
ReplyDeletePeople have excuses for that.
Maybe we should listen to the cat.
That we should
DeleteIf one could
Cut the excuses and get to the bottom line.
ReplyDeleteWith the bottom line, I am fine.
Down to the bottom
DeleteDon't make us wait until next autumn