Pat Hatt Time

I never knew what I never knew. That sure can confuse through and through. Or maybe out and out. It…

People say it far and near. You humans sure like to whisper it in many an ear. Except you don't…

The times are coming. the clocks are drumming. Marching one, two, three. The times are after thee. …

The scary will be here today. You may want to cover your eyes from the display. Hmm does that work …

The side is here. Not even a rear. Nope, just a side. Whether small or wide. The side is here. It i…

Nah, the cat isn't a world ending nut. Those guys are stuck in a rut. For the world will, most …

You can only get a rhyme here. No other rhymes are near. Nope, none at all. They can't be at an…

And here they finally come. The search engine lookers must have gotten less dumb. That or Google st…

I'm not sure you will understand anything today. It is going to be sooooo out there at play. I …

The cat will help you out today. I'll stick them all in one spot at my bay. Well I guess I lied…

The cat always seems to find the dumb. I guess they like their head up their bum. Beats the heck ou…

A lot of w's in that title there. I guess a lot of t's just came to spare. Which one won ou…

After today you'll all nod and agree. You'll nod and agree with even a flea. Why is that? B…

You humans can sure confuse. The exact opposite is what you use. When you want to say this, you say…

Time to play a game. A game that is ever so tame. Or a game that may not be. Beats the heck out of …

The cat is still here alone. No one even picks up the phone. And yep, it's as nice as can be. W…

We are going to clean today. We don't even need any spray. We don't need much at all. So mu…

Don't you want to buy? Buy what? Bah, I lie. Nothing to buy here, so move along and peer. Yeah,…

The cat will consult with you today. I want to know at my bay. So I will consult with you just beca…

The cat knows a ton. I see things as around I run. I know you can't pick up a ton. Sorry, the H…

You humans have a jar fetish at your sea. Do you like having a ton of them come to be? You jar this…

The cat runs under the bed. Some humans hurt my head. Other humans are just scary. Some may even be…