A Never Act Dreams Up A Fact!

I never knew what I never knew. That sure can confuse through and through. Or maybe out and out. It can confuse like a slippery trout. You know, as it comes out your ear. Boy, am I a confusing rhyming rear.

Something you find.
Something that's kind.
Something that's not.
We follow the same plot.

The plot of night.
Or in the light.
Night shifts suck,
So we'll pass the buck.

Here's your deer.
Take it by the ear.
What? We passed it to you.
I told you so at my zoo.

You never dreamt that?
My, I am a crazy cat.
You should have known.
Was staring you in the face in your ice cream cone.

You never dreamt that?
Are you toying with the cat?
I know you knew ice cream cones can talk.
Just like bears in tutus can walk.

You never dreamt that?
Do you even dream where you're at?
I really don't want to know.
For your ears may wake me with a glow.

You never dreamt that?
Damn, where's my hat.
I need to pull out random things.
Maybe I'll find you the ace of kings.

You never dreamt that?
Made up by the cat?
Bah, it is the real deal.
It has a Star Wars seal.

You never dreamt that?
Do your dreams fall flat?
Are you a smudge in the dirt?
Do you wear that bear's tutu skirt?

You never dreamt that?
Okay, you can chew some other fat.
Like the cat on a gnat.
I know. I know. You never dreamt that.

Why would you ever dream such things anyway? Are you a nutty dreamer at your bay? Do Star Wars and bears in tutus play in your head? Like sugar plum ferries in your bed. Hmmm that could be a bad porno. I think we will umm leave that hang low. Of course you never dreamt that, it was foolish stuff from a rhyming cat. So why even say it? Do you humans really dream crazy umm shit? The cat must have killer gas as he knocks you into dream world with his little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Comments

  1. It's good to dream sometimes Pat. Helps the horrible present.

    Yvonne.

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    1. That it will
      Can get one's fill

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    2. I sometimes dream of being number 1.

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    3. Adam's wish will come true
      When he bets Hank, True and Blue
      Ad the nashvillecats 2

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    4. That it may
      At the end of the day

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  2. I never would have dreamed I'd find a post about dreaming while I was still sleepy!

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    1. Only one eye open to it?
      Half and half for a hit

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  3. I've always had very entertaining dreams, but I don't remember them nearly as well as I used to, darn it.

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    1. Mine stick for a while
      As they entertain in a pile

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  4. I had the most bizarre dream last night of a life size Ronald Reagan cardboard cut out watching me. And I didn't even drink yesterday!

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    1. lmao did the eyes move all freaky like?
      Maybe he wants you to take a politic hike

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  5. I often dream I'm back in PA, mixing old and new people. Weird

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    1. Yeah, the old and new gets mixed here
      Weird indeed but nothing to fear

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  6. Sometimes I'm running while I'm dreaming. Not sure if it's towards something or away from something!

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  7. Even in my dreams,
    my life is a little fecked up!

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    1. Fecked up beats boring
      Even when one is snoring

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  8. My dreams are beyond the norm
    My friends say my dreams are a new form
    of crazy. I agree with that
    as I dreamt once of a water-skiing cat.
    Cats were in the water playing ball
    they were in bikinis and waving and all.
    The the speedboat with a cat driving went by
    and the orange cat waved to me, I tell no lie.
    Another time I realized I was a woodchuck!
    I saw my fur tummy and my paws-what luck!
    I was hungry, waiting for peanuts
    Yup Birgie dreams, but I did not dream of being any mutts

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    1. haha a kids book with the cats
      Could be on many kiddie mats
      Can't say I've ever been a woodchuck
      That would sure make one go what the fluck

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  9. A Never Act Dreams Up A Fact!
    In dreams one is slow to act
    Dreams often repeat
    Nonsensical and weird
    Stay cool before hitting the sack

    Hank

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  10. Bijoux wins with her weird dream
    that certainly takes the cake
    I didn't dream much last night
    spent too much time of it awake

    betty

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    1. Awake at night can suck
      On that we pass the buck

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  11. Yes, my dreams do indeed fall flat
    They go flaccid with man parts, at that.

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    1. Flaccid and shrinking
      My, what are you thinking

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  12. And here I was, thinking you didn't do drugs...

    Jusssst kidding!

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    1. Shhh only the good kind
      Organic catnip on the mind

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    2. Reminds me of an eBay ad I posted once about a so-called "pet care" booklet that was really just a 32-page shill for the Hartz Mountain brand of pet care products:

      Disclaimer: "An excellent tonic, if your cat is a bit under the weather -- it's a good idea to give him a Hartz Mountain® Catnip Mouse every once in a while." The preceding quote is from the description for Hartz Mountain® Catnip Mice. However, the seller of this eBay auction in no way endorses the supposedly-therapeutic effects of catnip or other kitty stimulants, and furthermore does not advocate substance abuse among felines, canines, porcupines, Gregory Hines, power lines, clinging vines, land mines, Venetian blinds, melon rinds, street signs, or anything else, for that matter!!!

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    3. haha sure covered all the bases there
      poor porcupines can't even have any fun to spare

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  13. My dreams are crazy. More like nightmares.

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    1. They aren't fun
      Been years since a nightmare here spun

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  14. My dreams are often crazy- but always amazing. :)
    ~Jess

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  15. I never have crazy dreams. The craziest part about them is the level of anxiety they have. Is that a bad sign?

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    1. haha may be
      A little high strung in dreamland at your sea

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  16. I have a reoccurring dream that my teeth fall out. I must be grinding them in my sleep or something for that to keep happening.

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    1. That would be no fun
      Grinding is probably done

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  17. Dreams sometimes are good. I usually don't remember my dreams so guess that is good. Have a good day Pat.

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    1. Good it can be
      Especially if they were scary for thee

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