The cat runs under the bed. Some humans hurt my head. Other humans are just scary. Some may even be far too hairy. But we don't look at those. They may scare us with their pose. I said POSE. Don't roll your eyes and curl up your nose.
We are here.
We are right near.
As in right beside.
We smile wide.
Did you see?
Do you see?
A cheat from me?
Did or do times three.
Can it be done?
It is such fun.
FUN I say.
Turn my way.
I want you to do that.
DO IT, CAT.
Maybe I mean Pat.
DO IT, BRAT.
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That covers all.
One size on the wall.
Fits and works.
So has PERKS.
Hurry up already.
Traffic isn't steady.
HURRY UP ALREADY.
It still comes steady.
Work, you thing.
Work at the ding.
WORK, YOU STUPID THING.
Still no ding.
Stop itching.
It brings twitching.
STOP ITCHING.
Still got the switching.
Give it to me.
That I need to see.
GIVE IT TO ME.
I'll turn you over my knee.
We need to clean.
I want it serene.
WE NEED TO CLEAN.
Still the same scene.
Did you catch on? CATCH ON BY DAWN? Still in the lurch? You rang at your perch. So we shall tell. You humans love the yell. You yell at it to try and make it get done. Yeah, like that will work under any sun. You kinda have to do it or wait. Traffic won't magically move faster if you yell at it, mate. The house can't get clean if you don't take a cleaning pass. No need to yell, I'm Right, at my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
HELLO CAT!
ReplyDeleteHa! When Blue comes to play
DeleteHe wins at your bay
Hello Hank
Hello True
How are you?
Hi Blue
DeleteHow are you?
Going back to his couch :)
DeleteGood morning Blue
DeleteGood morning True
Great to be with you
Welcome back Blue!
Hank
Blue yells, faster than them all.
DeleteIt's as true
DeleteAs my blue suede shoe
Blue sure has the copy and paste
DeleteIn with post haste
Or maybe pre
The sequel pre thing for thee
No copy and paste
DeleteJust typing with haste
Haste to start
DeleteThen a paste depart
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteA 3-way tie!
DeleteNot happened in a long while
Hank
Everyone is up today
Deleteall wanting a #1 display
All sure jumped today
DeleteAfter a rest yesterday at our bay
T
ReplyDeleteT for two
Deleteso True
T seems to be for three
Deletein the place to be
And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweee!
Deletehaha Have to count
DeleteAt least not a large amount
A real treat to read Pat. Must get Tennessee to write a verse someday,
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
There you go
DeleteAt your show
Good morning to skip trying for number one.
ReplyDeleteCatch by dawn? Now all I can hear is dead by dawn. I watch too many movies...
haha sure got us beat
DeleteEven though we've watched many at our street
Doesn't help, but can make you feel better sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteBut does it stay?
Some around here are always slow to catch on, or catch up!
ReplyDeleteBut they catch germs
DeleteBlah, keep the worms
My hubby is king of the yell
ReplyDeleteIn the car, at the tv, he does not have to tell
Me what he has on his mind.
He rants daily, he is one of a kind.
He is my ADHD man
Tiring but still loving, I’m Still his #1 fan.
The way to be
DeleteEven though he goes on a spree
I will yell at traffic......and no, it does not listen to me.
ReplyDeleteRay yells at the TV during Cowboy games....and they don't listen to him.
Good to exercise some lung power
haha exercising works for all
DeleteGuess the voice won't stall
I do not yell, but talk I do
ReplyDeleteTo my sewing machine, my camera, too,
My car, my bike, my phone, all at my zoo!
haha do they talk back?
DeleteMake pills for that at the loony shack
Honking your horn in a traffic jam
ReplyDeleteIs that the equivalent of yelling
does anyone give a damn (oops)
Nope, not a one
DeleteThey honk and honk a ton
A Yell And Stop Kinda Hop!
ReplyDeleteBig yells difficult to stop
Talking is resilience
It breaks the silence
Allows one to stay on top
Hank
Top of the heap
DeleteWith such a leap
American tourists are great at visiting other countries, and yelling at those "foreigners" -- when actually, we're the foreigners -- because that'll help them understand English even when they don't speak our language. And if that doesn't work in and of itself? In addition to the yelling, try speaking in an appropriate accent as well!
ReplyDeletehaha at least they are trying to "help" out
DeleteAll should be the way Americans are when out and about
Mainly yell at the TV during a game
ReplyDeletelike that will make any difference at all
but it does kind of feel good once in awhile
especially football in the fall
betty
Somethings may need a yell
DeleteAt the ring of a bell
I know how you feel Pat/cat!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend!
In with the cat
DeleteHow about that
Yelling doesn't help. Unless it's some form a stress release for the yeller.
ReplyDeleteYeah, could be that
DeleteWhere one is at
Yelling never makes someone do something better or faster. Yelling accomplishes nothing.
ReplyDeleteWell it pisses some off
DeleteSo less gets done the more they scoff
Yelling at the cats doesn't help at all.
ReplyDeleteThey just ignore me like I'm a brick wall.
But the dog that's still hanging around.
Looks at me like I'm saying something profound.
haha wants to stay
DeleteSo listens to all you say
I tell my husband this too, but he doesn't listen. He still yells in traffic and at the tv.
ReplyDeletehaha has to get it out
DeleteFeels better after a shout?
Yelling doesn't help.
ReplyDeleteIt only make the yeller feel worse!
That it will
DeleteBut many get their fill
I tell the light to hurry sometimes in the morning on the way to work. It doesn't listen. I don't yell at it...figuring I'd get the same 'no listening' result. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, still would ignore
DeleteAt each and every shore
I know I don't like to be yelled at. I do not respond well. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha check
DeleteWe'll be ready to hit the deck