Don't you want to buy? Buy what? Bah, I lie. Nothing to buy here, so move along and peer. Yeah, peer over there. That is where you spend all you have to spare. That is so much better. Hmm, Pat may get a nasty letter.
Comparing to this.
Comparing to that.
One's always bliss,
That other always scat.
One has to win.
One has to lose.
Do the other in,
Win a free cruise.
Catch germs galore.
Puke over the edge.
Kiss the germy shore,
Unless you fall over the ledge.
So why do that?
It is just so wrong.
Forget that strat.
A resort is more strong.
Stronger than a ship.
Stronger than staying home.
But oh, its not stronger than this trip.
Go where the dinosaurs roam.
You'll love it there.
Back in time.
Stuck completely unaware.
But you'll never see a mime.
Speaking of which.
That was a glitch.
You may want to switch.
Dinosaurs are a bitch.
They just lose.
Stick to the cruise.
You get free booze.
Maybe some cool ooze.
Flipped back around?
Round and round we go?
Bah, a resort can be found.
That cruise is filled with you know.
I didn't say germs.
You just thought it.
You opened the can of worms.
We'll get back to you in a bit.
Don't you love the compare? They sell you it with comparing to spare. No matter what. Movie, book, trip, etc. at any hut. You are sold by comparing away. When really, they just want your pay. Then round and round it goes. Have you fallen for comparing highs and lows? I'm sure that one has shinier glass. On whatever that is you can surely, not really, trust my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Comparing to this.
Comparing to that.
One's always bliss,
That other always scat.
One has to win.
One has to lose.
Do the other in,
Win a free cruise.
Catch germs galore.
Puke over the edge.
Kiss the germy shore,
Unless you fall over the ledge.
So why do that?
It is just so wrong.
Forget that strat.
A resort is more strong.
Stronger than a ship.
Stronger than staying home.
But oh, its not stronger than this trip.
Go where the dinosaurs roam.
You'll love it there.
Back in time.
Stuck completely unaware.
But you'll never see a mime.
Speaking of which.
That was a glitch.
You may want to switch.
Dinosaurs are a bitch.
They just lose.
Stick to the cruise.
You get free booze.
Maybe some cool ooze.
Flipped back around?
Round and round we go?
Bah, a resort can be found.
That cruise is filled with you know.
I didn't say germs.
You just thought it.
You opened the can of worms.
We'll get back to you in a bit.
Don't you love the compare? They sell you it with comparing to spare. No matter what. Movie, book, trip, etc. at any hut. You are sold by comparing away. When really, they just want your pay. Then round and round it goes. Have you fallen for comparing highs and lows? I'm sure that one has shinier glass. On whatever that is you can surely, not really, trust my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteGood morning,True
DeleteNice seeing you!
Hank
That's 4 in a row
DeleteStill a so..so!
Hank
Up you be
DeleteAt your sea
Will it be 5?
DeleteWe shall see
DeleteWhat comes to be
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ReplyDeleteI’d like to take a cruise
DeleteMaybe even hear some blues
that would entertain my muse
I might enjoy a bit of booze
I’d even buy some dancing shoes
Sailing ahead no time to lose
Compare if you dare
DeleteOf prices you should beware
Enjoy the cruise
DeleteAnd the booze
We'll skip the germs
And all the terms
Beware all should
In any hood
Sounds like Christmas shopping right on the nose
ReplyDeleteThe blatant commercialism you did expose
All there to see
DeleteAs they try and screw thee
then, on the other hand...there's a sleight of hand
ReplyDeleteThat there be
DeleteNot there to see
Buy It Because Of That Where You're At!
ReplyDeleteNot to compare highs and lows one gets
Compare to win over
They create wonders
Don't get the short end to duly regret
Hank
Regret one will
DeleteIf gotten their fill
I heard you, you are talking about germs and yes there are everywhere :)
ReplyDeleteThat they be
DeleteRun! Flee!
Got to price compare to save some money
ReplyDeleteand then you have some change to spend on your honey.
betty
Need a honey first
DeleteBeing single can be the worst lol
Free booze on a cruise? I think that ship has sailed. Unless you've cruised so much that you're way up on the reward list. I'd love to go where the dinosaurs roam, as long as I could make an instantaneous exit! I'm not much on buying things, especially as I'm decluttering possessions. Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha the rich may get the free booze
DeleteYeah, when facing real dinos you may lose
Decluttering is the way
Have that down at our bay
A cruise would be last on my list, right after an inclusive resort vacation.
ReplyDeleteYep, be last for we
DeleteGerms everywhere so we'd flee
I don't like comparisons. If I want it, I'll get it.
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteGotten and rest can eat crow
If someone offered free catnip I might dare to compare!
ReplyDeleteTake the free
DeleteAnd see what you can see
They often advertise books, movies, or TV shows by comparing them to other books, movies and TV shows by some of the same personnel. Occasionally that makes sense. "The new novel by Stephen King, the author who gave you The Shining." All right, that works. "The new film by James Cameron, the director who gave you Avatar." Okay, sure. But whenever I see something touted as being by the same producers, studio, or something similar that "gave" you something popular and/or critically acclaimed, I think "Oh, yeah? Who the f*** cares?"
ReplyDeleteFrom the studio who ponied up the money and then sat back and let all the others do the work
DeleteHmmm yeah, that doesn't have the same ring or perk
Well the cruise wasn't free, but I did puke over the edge. Heh.
ReplyDeletehaha gave the fish some food
DeleteThey make think it rude
A free cruise?
ReplyDeleteMaybe a free bruise...
To the wallet
DeleteGo ahead and call it
A cruise does not appeal to me
ReplyDeleteI'd likely get seasick you see.
In fact I pretty much like to stay at home.
Even though occasionally I might decide to roam.
Home beats a cruise for we
DeleteNot a fan of a germ boat on the sea
That free cruise is a fake and I won't fall for it. Got to be wary for those sales pitches you know.
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteThere are quite a few
Nothing is free
ReplyDeleteIf you think that you’re dumb as a tree.
No offence to the tree but I do like to compare
No harm in pricingthe best fare
haha sure the tree can take it
DeleteAt least a little bit
I get a call telling me I've won a free cruise at least once a week. I compare those sales pitches to a pile of turds.
ReplyDeletehaha turds at least can grow things
DeleteThe calls are just from scamming dingalings
I would love to see again my "Danny Boy"
ReplyDeleteHis singing fills my heart with joy.
For a few years him I have not seen.
Problems have been forfront....him just a dream.
Yvonne.
You never know
DeleteHow it will go