Even bad spelling comes due. Or cheat spelling at our zoo. Sitely Google doesn't like. But, yeah, it can take a hike. For we will say what we say. Don't like what's on display? Pffft is our reply. Actually, it will rhyme, so we lie.
Look at this.
You can't miss.
An article for you.
Says the best color is blue.
Don't worry, we're mellow.
The best color is also yellow.
The best is also pink
Drive you right to drink?
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is clear.
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is foggy when you peer.
Exercise this way to work it off.
This is the best cure for a cough.
Exercise this way and keep a little on.
This is the best cure at dawn.
A flip and flop?
Nah, we can't stop.
We just want you.
And you and you and you.
A cheat rhyme?
Not this time.
Just an easy one.
Now on with the fun.
Fun is had at this place.
It is not had at this space.
Fun is had at that space.
It is not at at this place.
This place is where you go.
This place is in the know.
That place is from where you run.
That place is really no fun.
And don't forget the third.
A fourth isn't absurd.
Five is the best number.
Six could come while you slumber.
For what do we need?
We need hits to take seed.
So for that to come due,
We pander to you and you and you...
Don't you love sites like that? They tell you one thing and then stomp it flat. Two contradicting articles, or more, at play. They want all eyes on their display. Have to pander to one and all. Do you enjoy that at your hall? After all, one of those articles will agree with everyone in mass. Pffft, still not impressive to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Look at this.
You can't miss.
An article for you.
Says the best color is blue.
Don't worry, we're mellow.
The best color is also yellow.
The best is also pink
Drive you right to drink?
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is clear.
We have the best liquor here.
We like it because it is foggy when you peer.
Exercise this way to work it off.
This is the best cure for a cough.
Exercise this way and keep a little on.
This is the best cure at dawn.
A flip and flop?
Nah, we can't stop.
We just want you.
And you and you and you.
A cheat rhyme?
Not this time.
Just an easy one.
Now on with the fun.
Fun is had at this place.
It is not had at this space.
Fun is had at that space.
It is not at at this place.
This place is where you go.
This place is in the know.
That place is from where you run.
That place is really no fun.
And don't forget the third.
A fourth isn't absurd.
Five is the best number.
Six could come while you slumber.
For what do we need?
We need hits to take seed.
So for that to come due,
We pander to you and you and you...
Don't you love sites like that? They tell you one thing and then stomp it flat. Two contradicting articles, or more, at play. They want all eyes on their display. Have to pander to one and all. Do you enjoy that at your hall? After all, one of those articles will agree with everyone in mass. Pffft, still not impressive to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteMakes two
DeleteThere for you
Yes, 2 in a row
DeleteRightly so!
Hank
That it is
DeleteWith the biz
I pander to #1
DeletePander on in
DeleteFor the win
But the #1 color is blue.
DeleteOr red
DeleteIn bed
Or green
DeleteIn front of a screen
Not pink
DeleteWith a wink
Most bests are just opinion anyway.
ReplyDeleteYep, in the end
DeleteThat's the trend
That's so true, a lot like politicians!
ReplyDeleteAbout the only thing true about those nuts
DeleteAs they talk out their butts
Get It All At Our Sitely Hall!
ReplyDeleteBad spellings may need to call
But too many sites
May not be right
May lead to some kind of a fall
Hank
That it may
DeleteAt the end of the day
This is true in the advertisements for politicians this year
ReplyDeleteLots of two sided things presented, the trust doesn't come out I fear.
betty
Trust and truth
DeleteLost in some other worldly booth
you can massage words to mean anything these days
ReplyDeleteThat you can indeed
DeleteEasy as can be at one's feed
Spelling is not my strong suit. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Suited up
DeleteNo hiccup
When I see crap sites like that on my Pinterest feed, I always just type the word SPAM under comments. 😂 Makes me feel better.
ReplyDeletehaha hey, if it works, go with it
DeleteSpam isn't a bad fit
I see lots of double standards. They just wanna please the mass!
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteDoing the old switcheroo
I guess it depends on what color suits you
ReplyDeleteblue or yellow both can make your mellow
Can mellow you out?
DeleteLike a beached trout?
We are currently hearing a lot of that aren't we?:)
ReplyDeleteSo did you have to babysit this weekend?
Sure everywhere, every which way
DeleteYep, changed butts and all that fun stuff at our bay
From them the cats did stray
With a hiss along the way
Some people like one thing; others like another.
ReplyDeleteIt's all in the eyes of the beholder.
That it is in the end
DeleteThe same with many a trend
Seems like lots of false advertising is going on these days. media, politicians, websites. I'm so over it all.
ReplyDeleteYep, so are we
DeletePitch em in the sea
My spelling is awful at times I usually don't notice it until I have already posted my post.
ReplyDeleteGood verse and subject.
Yvonne.
Oh well
DeleteSome days we don't need to spell
You say neither and I say neither
ReplyDeleteYou say either and I say either,
Neither, neither, either, either
Let’s call the whole thing off.
This old Fred Astaire song came into my head
A fine one indeed
DeleteAt one's feed