The cat always seems to find the dumb. I guess they like their head up their bum. Beats the heck out of we. Yep, Pat brings in some to our sea. So we go with we. Or we could use we three. Yeah, we said it before but, according to some, we have to be careful with an encore.
The repeat craze.
A remake maze.
That you may think.
Nope, not today's link.
In fact, unlink.
Google's on the brink.
It hates the un.
It can confess to a nun.
You've answered a phone.
You listen at the tone.
You've done it a while.
You can even, oh my God, dial.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It just isn't going to fly.
This phone is umm dusty.
It may even be a little rusty.
You've dealt with a kid.
Didn't flip your lid.
Diapers and all that crap.
Literally, poor sap.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
You may make them die.
You haven't changed a diaper in weeks.
You may forget the sight of cheeks.
You've driven a car.
You've driven it far.
You've driven it near.
You can even, oh my God, steer.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It is more like you try.
You just can't fathom it.
Brake to gas, or some shit.
You've repeated and done.
You've walked and run.
Or would that be ran?
Bah, a flash in the pan.
Can't do it once more.
Nope, not an encore.
For it just doesn't apply.
Go now, go home and cry.
Pfffffffffffffft idiots near and far. The three we used we actually heard people tell others at our sand bar. We rolled our eyes and walked away. A few we wanted to smack upside the head at our bay. But hmmm, we haven't done that before. Maybe if we did it it wouldn't apply at our shore. Do you think that would work? Have you ever heard that from some brain-dead jerk? The cat will let them suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
The repeat craze.
A remake maze.
That you may think.
Nope, not today's link.
In fact, unlink.
Google's on the brink.
It hates the un.
It can confess to a nun.
You've answered a phone.
You listen at the tone.
You've done it a while.
You can even, oh my God, dial.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It just isn't going to fly.
This phone is umm dusty.
It may even be a little rusty.
You've dealt with a kid.
Didn't flip your lid.
Diapers and all that crap.
Literally, poor sap.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
You may make them die.
You haven't changed a diaper in weeks.
You may forget the sight of cheeks.
You've driven a car.
You've driven it far.
You've driven it near.
You can even, oh my God, steer.
Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It is more like you try.
You just can't fathom it.
Brake to gas, or some shit.
You've repeated and done.
You've walked and run.
Or would that be ran?
Bah, a flash in the pan.
Can't do it once more.
Nope, not an encore.
For it just doesn't apply.
Go now, go home and cry.
Pfffffffffffffft idiots near and far. The three we used we actually heard people tell others at our sand bar. We rolled our eyes and walked away. A few we wanted to smack upside the head at our bay. But hmmm, we haven't done that before. Maybe if we did it it wouldn't apply at our shore. Do you think that would work? Have you ever heard that from some brain-dead jerk? The cat will let them suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
T
ReplyDeleteSometimes when I try to get a discount I am told it doesn’t apply to what I am purchasing,
DeleteYet, it doesn’t say it’s excluded.
Being #1 doesn't apply to me today.
DeleteNor Hank
DeleteHe left walking the plank
T for two
DeleteA row came due
haha they can sure pull that
Their discount ain't worth scat
What Adam said.
DeleteAgreeing
DeleteSo freeing
A great verse for Tuesday Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
T for Two
ReplyDeleteWhere is Hank
My, Hank late again
DeleteTrue everything to gain!
Hank
Hank you are busy these days
DeleteYou can regain tomorrow, I say
Busy Hank
DeleteTrue has the gas tank
nowadays, most stuff doesn't apply. Too old for popular demographics. Not old enough for senior specials. What's the point?
ReplyDeletehaha stuck in the middle
DeleteHey, diddle diddle
The diaper thing has never applied, thank goodness!
ReplyDeletehaha they can stink
DeleteMake one blink
Google's on the brink.
ReplyDeleteIt hates the un.
It can confess to a nun.
Hope your day will be better!
You make me laugh with this !!
haha laughing works
DeleteHas its perks
confess to a nun lol
Deletelol she'll hear
DeleteLend an ear
Common sense does not apply
ReplyDeletePolitical correctness may never die
But it sure ain’t the apple of my eye
Nope, just a rotten core
DeleteYapped about forevermore
Those types are sisters to the ones who think rules don't apply to them.
ReplyDeleteYep, sure are related
DeleteMaybe hillbilly wise as cousins they dated
It Doesn't Apply. Oh Me, Oh My!
ReplyDeleteGood to repeat and held up high
Not to give excuses
Not open to abuses
Elements one could follow and rely
Hank
Elements are there
DeleteMany to spare
When it applies its usually for someone else's gain
ReplyDeleteand not mine
and that just suites me just fine
betty
That is the way it goes
DeleteAs they strike a pose
My favorite is when a store sends out coupons then tells you they don't carry that product when you try to use them:)
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, that happens a bunch
DeleteAs they are out to lunch
No more diapers for me, my daughter is 27. So glad to see them go.
ReplyDeleteThey sure do stink
DeleteAt least i think
We have multiple Idiot Alerts daily down this way!
ReplyDeleteSeems to be a craze
DeleteLost in a daze
Hearing a lot of repeat dumbness around here too. And it seems to be contagious.
ReplyDeleteYep, round and round it goes
DeleteSinking to even more new lows
I'm often amazed that there are so many types of idiocy out there. How about those who ignore the evidence to hang onto a stupid belief? Last night I bought a meal at a KFC. When it was handed to me, I reminded the cashier that it came with medium-sized drink. He answered that it did not, but he gave me a cup anyway and made it sound like he was being magnanimous. I politely pointed to it on the menu board, and he looked at me as if he still thought I was wrong. A small point, and I wasn't at all upset, just a bit surprised that he couldn't acknowledge that small mistake.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they cling to it no matter what
DeleteMaybe next time go to Pizza Hut
haha hey, it rhymed
Can't acknowledge he was wrong no matter when the truth is chimed
Cats are allowed to bat people in the head. I know because our cat has done so on occasion... it's rare, and she's very gentle, but she's still done it. :)
ReplyDeletehaha gets a light swat at you
DeleteLet's you know who the boss is at your zoo
Don't believe everything you read or are told. Check it yourself.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way
DeleteAt one's bay
It doesn’t apply. Tha is annoying. But aren’t you also annoyed when “restrictions” apply? :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, both can suck
DeletePass the buck
I think it should be legal to smack some people upside the head. Maybe we'd have less stupid walking among us.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we agree with that
DeleteAlthough hand may hurt where one is at
This reminds me of a time when I wanted to use a store dairy coupon for a gallon of milk I was buying. The clerk said that it didn't apply to milk. Then I asked about my cheese. No. Half and half. No. Yogurt, butter? No. No. "What does it apply to?" I asked in exasperation. Puddings, cookie dough, biscuit dough. I said in disbelief, "You're telling me that a dairy coupon doesn't apply to milk, cheese, half and half, yogurt, or butter; it only applies to sweets and baked goods? That makes no sense at all!" I must have been loud, because the head clerk came over and said to apply the coupon to my milk. I still shake my head over that one. Have a good one, Pat!
ReplyDeletehaha you got the coupon to work in the end
DeleteThat is weird and something that needed an amend
Dairy but not
Pfft to such a plot
I am proud to say I have never changed a diaper to this day:)
ReplyDeletehaha there you go
DeleteNot a one in a row
Same here
DeleteMaking me cheer
Cheer away
DeleteNow go to the litter tray