It Doesn't Apply. Oh Me, Oh My!

The cat always seems to find the dumb. I guess they like their head up their bum. Beats the heck out of we. Yep, Pat brings in some to our sea. So we go with we. Or we could use we three. Yeah, we said it before but, according to some, we have to be careful with an encore.

The repeat craze.
A remake maze.
That you may think.
Nope, not today's link.

In fact, unlink.
Google's on the brink.
It hates the un.
It can confess to a nun.

You've answered a phone.
You listen at the tone.
You've done it a while.
You can even, oh my God, dial.

Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It just isn't going to fly.
This phone is umm dusty.
It may even be a little rusty.

You've dealt with a kid.
Didn't flip your lid.
Diapers and all that crap.
Literally, poor sap.

Sorry, that doesn't apply.
You may make them die.
You haven't changed a diaper in weeks.
You may forget the sight of cheeks.

You've driven a car.
You've driven it far.
You've driven it near.
You can even, oh my God, steer.

Sorry, that doesn't apply.
It is more like you try.
You just can't fathom it.
Brake to gas, or some shit.

You've repeated and done.
You've walked and run.
Or would that be ran?
Bah, a flash in the pan.

Can't do it once more.
Nope, not an encore.
For it just doesn't apply.
Go now, go home and cry.

Pfffffffffffffft idiots near and far. The three we used we actually heard people tell others at our sand bar. We rolled our eyes and walked away. A few we wanted to smack upside the head at our bay. But hmmm, we haven't done that before. Maybe if we did it it wouldn't apply at our shore. Do you think that would work? Have you ever heard that from some brain-dead jerk? The cat will let them suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Sometimes when I try to get a discount I am told it doesn’t apply to what I am purchasing,

      Yet, it doesn’t say it’s excluded.

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    2. Being #1 doesn't apply to me today.

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    3. Nor Hank
      He left walking the plank

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    4. T for two
      A row came due

      haha they can sure pull that
      Their discount ain't worth scat

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  2. A great verse for Tuesday Pat.

    Yvonne.

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    1. My, Hank late again
      True everything to gain!

      Hank

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    2. Hank you are busy these days
      You can regain tomorrow, I say

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    3. Busy Hank
      True has the gas tank

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  4. nowadays, most stuff doesn't apply. Too old for popular demographics. Not old enough for senior specials. What's the point?

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  5. The diaper thing has never applied, thank goodness!

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  6. Google's on the brink.
    It hates the un.
    It can confess to a nun.

    Hope your day will be better!
    You make me laugh with this !!

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  7. Common sense does not apply
    Political correctness may never die
    But it sure ain’t the apple of my eye

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    1. Nope, just a rotten core
      Yapped about forevermore

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  8. Those types are sisters to the ones who think rules don't apply to them.

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    1. Yep, sure are related
      Maybe hillbilly wise as cousins they dated

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  9. It Doesn't Apply. Oh Me, Oh My!
    Good to repeat and held up high
    Not to give excuses
    Not open to abuses
    Elements one could follow and rely

    Hank

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  10. When it applies its usually for someone else's gain
    and not mine
    and that just suites me just fine

    betty

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    1. That is the way it goes
      As they strike a pose

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  11. My favorite is when a store sends out coupons then tells you they don't carry that product when you try to use them:)

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    1. haha yeah, that happens a bunch
      As they are out to lunch

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  12. No more diapers for me, my daughter is 27. So glad to see them go.

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  13. We have multiple Idiot Alerts daily down this way!

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  14. Hearing a lot of repeat dumbness around here too. And it seems to be contagious.

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    1. Yep, round and round it goes
      Sinking to even more new lows

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  15. I'm often amazed that there are so many types of idiocy out there. How about those who ignore the evidence to hang onto a stupid belief? Last night I bought a meal at a KFC. When it was handed to me, I reminded the cashier that it came with medium-sized drink. He answered that it did not, but he gave me a cup anyway and made it sound like he was being magnanimous. I politely pointed to it on the menu board, and he looked at me as if he still thought I was wrong. A small point, and I wasn't at all upset, just a bit surprised that he couldn't acknowledge that small mistake.

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    1. Yeah, they cling to it no matter what
      Maybe next time go to Pizza Hut
      haha hey, it rhymed
      Can't acknowledge he was wrong no matter when the truth is chimed

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  16. Cats are allowed to bat people in the head. I know because our cat has done so on occasion... it's rare, and she's very gentle, but she's still done it. :)

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    1. haha gets a light swat at you
      Let's you know who the boss is at your zoo

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  17. Don't believe everything you read or are told. Check it yourself.

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  18. It doesn’t apply. Tha is annoying. But aren’t you also annoyed when “restrictions” apply? :-)

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  19. I think it should be legal to smack some people upside the head. Maybe we'd have less stupid walking among us.

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    1. Yeah, we agree with that
      Although hand may hurt where one is at

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  20. This reminds me of a time when I wanted to use a store dairy coupon for a gallon of milk I was buying. The clerk said that it didn't apply to milk. Then I asked about my cheese. No. Half and half. No. Yogurt, butter? No. No. "What does it apply to?" I asked in exasperation. Puddings, cookie dough, biscuit dough. I said in disbelief, "You're telling me that a dairy coupon doesn't apply to milk, cheese, half and half, yogurt, or butter; it only applies to sweets and baked goods? That makes no sense at all!" I must have been loud, because the head clerk came over and said to apply the coupon to my milk. I still shake my head over that one. Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. haha you got the coupon to work in the end
      That is weird and something that needed an amend
      Dairy but not
      Pfft to such a plot

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  21. I am proud to say I have never changed a diaper to this day:)

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