You can only get a rhyme here. No other rhymes are near. Nope, none at all. They can't be at another hall. The cat would never lie. We just let the rhymes fly.
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Come one, come all.
Come on down to the mall.
Or to the whatever.
Any place with a selling endeavor.
Take your pick.
The Walmart hick.
The car sales place.
The sleazy smiley face.
Any and all.
Right, back to the mall.
Or back to the store.
Could go on forevermore.
But we need to thrill.
Sure not run of the mill.
Thrilling and filling.
Our pockets fill with billing.
For we have it.
We have the shit.
Whatever that is.
Pop, pop, fizz, fizz.
Yep, that's it.
It's such a hit.
And guess what?
It's only sold at our hut.
Only sold here.
You heard it clear.
The one place to buy.
You can trust this guy.
No deal will be better.
You'll want to write a letter.
Our deal is the best.
We beat all the rest.
Whoops, I mean err umm
Forget that, chum.
We have the only deal.
It sure is a steal.
No other out there.
We really care.
You saw it in the window at the mall?
Pffft that's a rip off from last fall.
Don't you love the one and only spot? You can only get it there...not. You can get most things in many a spot, but oh no, they try and pull such a plot. The sale is only hear. Heard that loud and clear. Then looked and the sale was all over. Are they more brainless than rover? Maybe they have been eating too much grass. At least this is the only spot where you can find my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
BLUE NINJA ATTACK!
ReplyDeleteDid that make you crack...
a smile?
Hey that took a while.
What's up with that?
Still a-snoring on that mat?
Did I win?
One for the money at your bin?
That guitar ninja is so gonna kick my butt
Stealling his thunder at your hairy rut
(Delete that.... delete delete)
And where's True Blue?
Does she even have a blue shoe?
And Hank...
That Poetry Tank?
Did he beat me this time?
Is that a crime?
Adam's gonna say something smart
And his name ain't Bart.
So many questions from the Goo...
Not Scooby Doo.
Great post from coast to coast!
No copy paste...
But typing with haste.
Just so you know
At the Kitty Cat Show.
A copy and paste
DeleteNo time to waste
In for the win
A Blue guy spin
Without True or Hank
They walked the plank
Or were on the road
Watching out for a toad
Maybe dropping a load
...of wood for a toad
Could be it
Where we sit
No copy and paste
DeleteBlue Flash typing with haste
You know it's true
At your kitty cat shoe
Blue has been MIA for some while
DeleteBut when he's back he comes back in style!
Hank
Back he came
DeleteWith a flashy claim
One for the money,
DeleteTwo for the show...
Wherw's that blue suede shoe?
Heck, I don't know.
Lost in the woods
DeleteOr some scary hoods
And where is True?
DeleteIs she lost too?
Maybe eating turkey
DeleteOr some kind of jerky
This kind of jerky? CLICK!
DeleteShe may be having that kind
DeleteBut watch out, the guy got butt umm flucked on national tv up the behind
"Only here!
ReplyDeleteO dear...
Must be as true
As Scooby Doo.
Or Scooby Stat
DeleteLike a mixed cat
Or like a dog on a log
DeleteOr a chick on a stick
Or a shark in a park
Or a deer in a Spere
Or a skunk on a punk!
On a wino on a rhino
DeleteMaybe with a dino
When they're the only ones selling it, you're kind of screwed.
ReplyDeleteThat you be
DeleteHave to pay the fee
It might be the one and only ripoff!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith their one and only biz
the only get lonely
ReplyDeleteit's tough at the top
someone will copy
and that's tough to stop
Copy they will do
DeleteMay be better or worse too
Yup, until your favorite product disappears from every place.
ReplyDeleteYep, they can go under
DeleteAnd away things can plunder
The Only At Of The Cat
ReplyDeleteYou get the spot, you bet
You are happy
Running free
Black Friday you've got it made
Hank
Made they try
DeleteAs away the nuts fly
Yep. There is no other place to find the one and only cat!
ReplyDeleteStuck here we be
DeleteAt least with today's spree
Only able to be number one here.
ReplyDeleteThat is the way
DeleteMost any day
I always enjoy a good rhyme. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Works for us
DeleteNo muss no fuss
Now that was a good rhyme. Sounds like a not so good deal. Have a good day Pat.
ReplyDeleteA good rhyme is grand
DeleteHope a great one was had in your land
Love when they try roping you in with the "you can only get it here" line. But go to any store and you'll see the same thing or different versions that work just the same. Stinkin' fast talkers always trying to make the sale.
ReplyDeleteYep, run their yap
DeleteAnd it's all a trap