The scary will be here today. You may want to cover your eyes from the display. Hmm does that work with words? I guess you'll have to ask scary moose herds.
The world is scary.
Board that ferry.
Been said and done.
It's just no fun.
Scary here and there.
Scary oh so everywhere.
But is it really?
Forget touchy feely.
Hey, it rhymed.
So it was primed.
Primed to go.
Like say, a tornado.
An earthquake too.
Throw in a hurricane to view.
Making a backed up loo?
Yeah, smelly and nasty to view.
But whoops, not the world.
A hurricane is hurled.
But nope, not that.
Sorry, it's your scat.
A volcano explodes.
An invasion of alien toads.
One is a worldly count,
The other not in the amount.
The ground shifts apart.
You see an ass crack at Walmart.
Sure not either or.
Only one comes ashore.
Nut with a gun.
Nut trying to blow up everyone.
Nut with a disease.
Nut with killer fleas.
All rather scary.
Especially if the nut's back is hairy.
But did the world do it?
Nope, back to your backed up shit.
Mankind is scary.
Now you've got the right ferry.
The world is not.
Well except for its movie disaster plot.
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Still think the world is scary? It could get you with a poison berry. But then who picked and ate it? You did, so stops the scary bit. Maybe brain dead comes due. That can be scary too. Mankind scares up its own woes. Scary as they go to new lows. But we will give volcanoes a wide berth and not trespass. The world makes those scary to my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Cat!
ReplyDelete"We have to save the planet." No, you don't. The planet will do just fine without you. Yes, mankind is scary.
DeleteExactly! George Carlin was right: "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
DeleteMy point exactly.
DeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Yipppeeee
For yeeee
Yep, right he is indeed
Mankind is the fucked up ones at any feed
Yep, what Blue said. People can be scary. We saw a terrible intentional thing happen at a light last weekend. Someone else stopped to help, but it was too late. There are just some people I don't like. I'm still in total disbelief that someone could be so 'scarily' heartless (to an animal in that case, but people to people too, if we're looking at a bigger picture). Some natural disasters are scary too...that puts me on the ferry to scary every now and then.
ReplyDeletePeople need to understand that the planet can get rid of us like flees on a frigging cat. We're not all that and it isn't US AND NATURE. We are a PART of nature. We're not superior in any way.
DeleteI'm sure the average T. Rex thought he was a bad-ass, too. Seen any of them around lately?
DeleteSome people deserve to be thrown in a hole
DeleteSeen quite a few of such assholes out where I have to stroll
Child and animal abusing nuts
Burn down their friggin huts
Yep, we are fleas
The T-Rex was gone with a sneeze
Blue, Silver Fox, and Pat: Agreed, agreed, agreed
Delete:)
Times three
DeleteLook at thee
This sure beats Scooby Dooweeeee!
DeleteOr scrappy toooooo
DeleteTimes twooooo
I wonder if space toads would be friendly? Or would they give us space warts? That's scary.
ReplyDeleteSpace warts for all
DeleteCould start a ball
People suck
ReplyDeleteThe end!
That they do
DeleteToss em in the loo
A short story at her feed
DeletePretty short indeed
And yet as true
As the color blue
Or a toad
On the road
Or a dog
On a hog
Or a chick on a stick
DeleteWith a dog going for a lick
It's pretty scary thinking about all the scary things that scare us!
ReplyDeleteThe scare of the scare
DeleteScare thinker beware
the scariest and most dangerous place is actually in your own home - i.e. the bathroom. Slick tile and water - good combo for disaster.
ReplyDeleteSlip and whack your head
DeleteWhoopsy, you're dead
Scary to be #7 an hour later.
ReplyDeleteHour and more
DeleteAt our shore
Scary as um spit
DeleteDoing his number 7 bit
A scary way
DeleteHere at his bay
Yep the world can be scary
ReplyDeleteand can be filled with fear
but it is always a good world
for those we hold near
betty
The near are the best
DeletePasses the test
We Board The Ferry Of The Scary!
ReplyDeleteProbing around for a likely story
The grounds shook
When they looked
Hoped to get them but in no hurry
Hank
No hurry be had
DeleteAt any old pad
Black Holes are also a worry!
ReplyDeleteSuck everyone in
DeleteAnd forever we spin
Ass cracks at Walmart are very scary. I've never understood men or women sporting what some call "butt cleavage." Any section of exposed skin should feel the air, right?
ReplyDeleteYeah, butt cleavage is a nasty one
DeleteJust want to make one run
Or maybe release air
Double dose between the pair
Mankind can be scary for sure.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day with no scares at your bay.
No scares were had
DeleteTomorrow we'll see at our pad
Different people are scared of different things. Scary is relevant as it pertains to each individual.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteI'm sure aliens would put on a scare spree
Mother Nature can be one scary bitch at times, though humans scare me more than what she can throw our way.
ReplyDeleteYeah, humans are the ones that are the worst
DeleteAlways trying to quench some thirst
Yes, indeed, scary this world can be
ReplyDeleteWe just have to keep moving forward carefully
They we do
DeleteOne step at a time at each zoo
climb a tall tree
ReplyDeletemy limbs shake like bumblebee
I am still giddy with glee
at what I can see.
See and saw
DeleteNot a flaw
best not to listen to all the scary bits
ReplyDeleteotherwise we may become homebound nitwits
That we may
DeleteNo time to play