A Dictate That With The Cat!

This is what you have to do. This is what has to be done at my zoo. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you have a car. This is what you MUST do. I will dictate it to you.

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You must read each word.

You must flip off a bird.

You must eat with a finger.

You must let your eyes linger.

You must comment with 1000 words.

You must flip off more birds.

You must make sure they are geese.

You must never use meese.

You must kiss a toad.

You must carry a heavy load.

You must go to that spot.

You must find that spot or rot.

You must find they.

You must roll in hay.

You must jump in a hoop.

You must never tramp in goop.

You must set a fire.

You must never aspire.

You must let your eyes go cross-eyed.

You must never run and hide.

You must seek things.

You must strap on wings.

You must go back to the geese.

You must now use meese.

You must never cancel out.

You must never eat a trout.

You must eat fleas.

You must avoid the breeze.

You must follow my logic.

You must never do anything neurologic.

You must ignore when I cheat rhyme.

You must ignore it every time.

You must never go wacky.

You must wear things that are tacky.

You must lick a yellow door.

You must never do a chore.

You must ignore this.

You must have bliss.

You must think I'm insane.

You must never whack people with a cane.

Don't you love my dictation? Doesn't it cause you elation? Are you a dictator at your sea? No wiggle room for anyone near thee? That would drive the cat bonkers. Like those stupid horn honkers. Yeah, we here you but the traffic is still slow. They can get flipped more than a crow. You can dictate that. Trust the cat. Now that my dictation is through for you, class, you can leave whatever you want for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.