The cat will guide you today. It will be easy as can be at our bay. I'll guide you right to that spot. That spot that is hard to be caught. It just must be done. So begins the fun.
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The cat is here.
Look and peer.
I'm straight ahead.
Use the eyes in your head.
See the words?
Forget the birds.
See what I typed?
Nothing was Skyped.
Now move one down.
Don't go to crazy town.
Rubber rooms have no internet.
At least that is a safe bet.
Don't quote me on that though.
I can't say I really know.
You just lost your right to sue.
It's not my fault you haven't a clue.
Now continue down the line.
Read the words of the feline.
Use your brain and eyes.
DO NOT look to the skies.
Look straight ahead.
Ten will be said.
That's ten times four.
We are half way over the tour.
Now read the send off below.
It is something you know.
It always comes to pass.
It involves a rhyming ass.
Oh, don't get alarmed.
No donkeys were harmed.
Wrong type of ass.
They eat the grass.
Then click the box.
No need to wear socks.
Click it and type.
Lay it on thick with comment hype.
Tell how the guide did.
Did it have your bid?
Did you learn everything needed?
Oh, and make sure post is deeded.
Now wasn't that grand? You got a guide to use my land. Don't you love such things? Next maybe a guide will come to flings. Wouldn't you love that? Can be done even by a snip snip cat. Ever have any useless guides come to pass? At least I proved I can guide people with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteA year's end glow
Hank
Good morning Hank
DeleteGood morning Pat
A guide on being #1
DeleteGood morning True
DeleteThe Cat and Pat too!
Hank
Number one
DeleteGuided on in with this run
I could do with a light in my world right now, this cheered me up, Thank you Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Light on up
DeleteWithout a hiccup
Thanks for guiding us through 2018,
ReplyDeleteGuided through
DeleteWho knew
The cats words take flight
ReplyDeleteI think I see the light
Shining ever so bright
will humans ever get it right
Doubtful to that
DeleteAt any old mat
A Guiding Light Takes Flight!
ReplyDeleteMakes it easier to travel light
A guiding sequence
Clears the nonsense
Year 2019 expected to be all right
Hank
Expected it may
DeleteTake it day by day
I could sometimes use a guide in my life
ReplyDeletemake things easier to do
but the cat did a great job with it
and didn't even make me go boo hoo
betty
Good for the cat
DeleteA win at our mat
somehow I kept running into a wall
ReplyDeleteDid it hurt a bit?
DeleteOuch to it
Rubber rooms have no internet? Well, there go my summer plans. Damn.
ReplyDeletehaha stuck at home
DeleteCan't roam
Most computer program guides are useless. Online ones certainly better than the book that used to come with the program.
ReplyDeleteYep, online gets to the point
DeleteAt least at many a joint
The Guiding Light . . . I can still hear the guy's voice that introduced that soap opera.
ReplyDeleteI think I heard that before
DeleteOver at my grandmother's shore
I need a guide when I drive to someplace new.
ReplyDeleteFor I've been lost a time or two.
Gps can do the trick
DeleteOr send one off a cliff some slick
If we're ever in a position where people are looking to me for guidance, I'd say we're all screwed.
ReplyDeletehaha screwed in a fun way?
DeleteThat would be fine at each bay
I was always a bad guide for driver when having a road trip. Glad now we have GPS!
ReplyDeleteGPS sure does the trick
DeleteAs long as it doesn't lie about the way to your pick