The cat will label you all today. Or at least label things at play. Labels are everywhere. We need them at our lair. They are so trendy. Some even come out bendy.
A label for me.
A cat you see.
A label for you.
A human for view.
That's the words.
They come in herds.
Saying not showing.
Out they are flowing.
This is a door.
A label that says no more.
This is a floor.
Again, says no more.
This is a wall.
The label says it all.
This is the ceiling.
This label has feeling.
Need I do more?
I must go explore.
You just have to know.
No. These labels don't glow.
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This is a post.
You'll like it most.
That is a happy feeling.
A bit better than the ceiling.
This is a toilet.
Did the label spoil it?
This is a hair.
Bald people may stare.
This is a handle.
Less intriguing than a candle.
This is a window.
The label still doesn't glow.
This is a switch.
Label shows which is which.
Don't mess it up with the wall.
Two labels for all.
This is a cat.
I know you know that.
This is gas.
The label blew off with its mass.
Have you ever seen anything labeled that was just lame? Did you really need to know such a claim? Oh, this is a wall. Umm, err, okay, I didn't think it was a bathroom stall. It's good though that I labeled myself a cat. I wouldn't want anyone thinking that I'm a unicorn where we are at. My labels my turn out rather crass. But at least they'd be fun from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Labels can be fun if taken in the right spirit.
ReplyDeleteGreat read Pat.
Yvonne.
That they can be
DeleteFrom sea to sea
I can just picture a crazy person with a label maker.
ReplyDeleteAway they'd go
DeleteLabeling to and fro
how do you label the label?
ReplyDeleteDouble up
DeleteFix the hiccup
A Label Making Kinda Faking!
ReplyDeleteMany a time used to hoodwink
Just a statement
Nothing to lament
Just ignore when worth nothing
Hank
Ignore is the way
DeleteDay by day
My son used to get such a kick
ReplyDeleteFrom the warnings they stick
On windshield shades so slick
“Do not drive with sun shield in place”
He thought their heads were full of space
Their heads could very well be
DeleteSure can be fun to see
Oh yea, humans can be quite funny with their labels!
ReplyDeleteThat they can be
DeleteThey sprout out like a tree
Courtesy Phone was a funny label, back in the day.
ReplyDeleteA helpful ring
DeleteFor many a fling
Now I have this picture in my head of a ceiling with a label on it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pat. Heh.
haha look up all day
DeleteFind one near you may
The only labels I look for
ReplyDeleteare the ones on the bathroom doors
but who needs to read a sign
you just look for the longer line.
The shorter gets the win
DeleteGo in that and sneak in
In Ireland on a country road ( which are one-lane) there was a sign "Narrowing road", like it could get any narrower. Oh yes. It did.
ReplyDeletehaha at least it spoke the truth of it
DeleteAs narrower came after each bit
Haha Like "Wash when dirty."
ReplyDeleteYep, dumb indeed
DeleteAt one's feed
When buying clothes I look at the label
ReplyDeleteI stay away from Dry Clean only if I am able
Good way to be
DeleteFrom that we flee
I wish the dry clean only label was bigger- lol. Sometimes I forget to look and then I am not happy.
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha not a happy camper
DeleteCan put a damper
Some labels are necessary
ReplyDeleteTo keep us wary.
If a label says danger
Treat it like a stranger.
We
Treat it that way
DeleteAnd don't stray
I DO label my son's stuff (basketball clothes, lunchbox, hoodies, etc.) to make sure we know they're his when the end up in the lost and found. And they always end up in the L&F. -_-
ReplyDeletehaha then they are found out
DeleteWith his labels about
Kind of like the warning signs that the coffee is hot. Since my kids are older, I label my wine bottles so they keep their hands off my booze.
ReplyDeletehaha can't touch your stash
DeleteOr they have to leave cash
Warning labels are the funniest. Like on a land mine, it says, "This end toward enemy" and "Do not eat." (Um... darn?)
ReplyDeleteNo chowing down
DeleteOr you will go to explosion town
Labels make me sick
ReplyDeleteLabel lovers can go sit on a stick
Just so they know
At that kitty cat show
Stick that is pointy too
DeleteThere at their zoo