A Merry One More At Your Shore!

That day has come back. The one with plenty of boxes appearing at our shack. And other messes that allow me to play. Hey, I also want to have a merry day.


Hope a great one is had.
All kinds of fun at your pad.
And whatever else you do.
Maybe you go to the zoo.

Maybe you itch.
That may be a bitch.
But they make pills for that.
Makes the fleas and worms go splat.

Now that's a cheery thought.
I guess it beats a killer robot.
At least worms let you stay alive.
Robots may make you take a nosedive.

A sex bot, you say?
My, what a merry day.
Not sure where or why.
Hey, I just let it flow on the fly.

So Merry Christmas to one and all.
Hopefully you don't have a great fall.
And remember that if all you got was coal,
At least this scary Santa didn't come by for a stroll.


Didn't you just want to see that once more? I gave you your Christmas wish at our shore. I'm just such a merry cat. Now I shall stop chewing the fat. I'll let you do that with your bird. Stuffing a bird's butt is so absurd. I really had to give that sass. Merry Christmas from Pat, Cass, and my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. In on the day
      Here at our bay

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    2. Merry Christmas Pat and Cass
      Happy Holidays and all the best

      Hank

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    3. Hope a grand day was had
      There at your pad

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Hope the day was grand at your feed

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  3. A very Merry Christmas to and your family Pat. Hope you have a fun day.

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    1. Fun is had
      Hope a great one is had at your pad

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  4. Merry Christmas Pat and cats!
    Don't eat too much to get fat!

    betty

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    1. No issue there
      Can lose weight while sleeping at our lair

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  5. Merry Christmas from all of us!

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Hope a great day was had at your feed

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  6. A Happy Christmas to you and Cass!

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    1. The lass enjoyed a bit
      As cass chewed plastic and thought it a hit

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  7. Very Merry Christmas to you all!

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    1. Hope you all have a great day
      And the kitties get much of which to play

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  8. Merry, Silly, Happy, Fun Christmas!
    PS Sorry I can't rhyme here today - nothing rhymes with "Christmas."
    Enjoy all the good, and some bad, stuff!

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    1. Not much to do bad
      At least now at our pad
      Can make up a fake rhyme
      To drop any old dime

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  9. Merry Christmas! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  10. Happy Christmas Pat from the south coast (Bournemouth) UK.just off to bed now just about survived.

    Yvonne.

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  11. Still haunted by scary Santa....
    Hope you've had a lovely holiday

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  12. Merry Christmas!
    I hope santa was good to you

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  13. Merry Christmas, Pat and Cat,
    Plus, Cassie, too, can't forget that!

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  14. Merry Christmas dear Pat with the cats!! xoxox

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  15. Merry Christmas to Pat and cats! Hope it was peaceful and relaxing for you!

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    1. Both sure came due
      No work through and through

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