First I have to show me. It is my sea. We don't want to spoil the surprise. You may want to avert thy eyes. A scary thin one. Looks like...well you'll see at the end of this run.
Ever see a Santa like that? Any guesses who it is under that hat? The cat is too busy rolling his eyes to even tell. The poop machines' expressions were clearly, "what the hell?" At least they didn't scream and hurt my ears with their first Santa pass. Nope, he'll never get to use the litter box of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
I'm upon high.
Can really see this guy.
When did he lose weight?
Is he trying to mate?
There is an old lady.
Maybe Santa is umm shady.
We really don't want to know.
So wrong at our show.
Does he have to go?
He can sure get rather low.
Where does he go in the night?
Is using homeowners' bathrooms all right?
Is that mutt chewing his boot?
Can he turn him into a newt.
Now that would be cool.
Hey, he is a magical fool.
A Hallmark event.
Hmm titled Get Bent.
May not pass the censor crowd.
The PTA would yell rather loud.
Child services may sic him.
Not proper and prim.
All kinds of wrong.
Santa really is a ding dong.
The poop machines look.
They may think him a crook.
But all they do is stare.
I guess they don't care.
From up here I can see.
It may be a load under the tree.
Can't blame the mutt.
Santa needs to go to another hut.
What am I saying?
Right, you haven't seen it displaying.
Get ready to view.
I may as well burn it into your mind too.
So was the cat right?
Had he held it all night?
Is that really a load?
Boy, Santa is sure in scary mode.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteOn top
DeleteOf the crop
Brings back memories when mine were small.
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend.
Yvonne.
Memories are good
DeleteAt any hood
I wholeheartedly agree Pat.
DeleteGood way to be
DeleteAt your sea
I can see your point of view. Such a beautiful cat. Such an animated Santa. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha animated he be
DeleteThere at our sea
I always liked to see Santa when the kids were small
ReplyDeleteto them he always seemed tall
betty
Tall he can be
DeleteAnd scary to some at their sea
Some Santas just don’t take pride in their work!
ReplyDeleteNope, not one bit
DeleteJust had a fit
That really is a skinny santa. I enlarged the photo, and I really couldn't figure what santa was doing to that child or that mini-adult behind him. Kind of freaked me out~
ReplyDeletehahaha sure laughing at that
DeleteFreaked out at our mat
Santa, up close and personal. Yea, too personal
ReplyDeleteA bit too much
DeleteAs he tries to reach out and touch
Calling "Santa"!
ReplyDeleteNeed a real one
DeleteTo give a run
Click!
ReplyDeleteA scary one
DeleteDirty for our ocd run
A scary one, all right
DeleteDay or night
Or in the middle
DeleteHey diddle diddle
Santa Claus, no. Anti-Claus, yes!
ReplyDeleteAnti is the way
DeleteThere at your bay
Good one... I nearly fell off my Santa couch.
DeleteDidn't snore?
DeleteAt your shore
I did a whole poem about being the anti-Claus, Blue!
DeleteThat Santa is great.
ReplyDeleteHe's surely no chump.
Looks like he's lost weight
and taking a dump.
A load in his pants
DeleteOr filled with ants
I have seen all kinds of Santas. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
haha come in many a way
DeleteAt the end of the day
i wonder what would happen if the cat decided to test Santa's beard.
ReplyDeleteWould he think it was soft and pretty or something rather weird?
Probably run and ogle
DeleteOr just stick to Google
I like how that baby is really checking out Santa.
ReplyDeletehaha he was actually looking past Santa at some other thing
DeleteDidn't give two hoots because he saw who Santa was when getting dressed at our wing
You can always count on Orlin to give a unique perspective! Just looking at that Santa stance makes my knees hurt. Sometimes Santas are downright freaky looking to little kiddos. They can be a scary proposition!
ReplyDeleteThat Orlin will do
DeleteSanta does yoga so the knees were fine at his zoo
Can be scary indeed
But they saw who it was getting dressed at our feed
Santa is kinda scaring me with that pose. What’s going on here!?
ReplyDeletehaha leave it to your mind
DeleteSo humorous to my behind
Is that you in the Santa suit?
ReplyDeleteThe kid looks freaked and grandma may want to give Santa the boot.
I’m ok with Santa being thin.
European Santa’s are great, they are a real win.
haha he wasn't freaked one bit
DeleteLooked at Santa like what the umm spit
As he knew who it was inside
Hmm could have been me taking it for a ride