Ever So Swift Is The Return Gift!

Are you one of those? Those where the grass grows? You'll see rather fast. You may not want to tell the cat if you are part of the cast. He may make fun. Get ready...and...run!

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We have to get out to the mall.

The mail may stall.

We have to get there.

Shoppers better beware.

We aren't here for the deals.

Nope, we made sure we never broke the seals.

All packed and set.

Make sure nothing gets wet.

Here we go.

Daylight on the go.

Bah, we left in the dark.

Wanted to get a place to park.

The vehicle is full.

It was rough to pull.

We have all of this stuff.

We can really get enough.

Now let's return.

Money we can earn.

A gift to us.

No muss, no fuss.

Whatever that means.

I see those TV screens.

I really want that.

Those ones are super duper flat.

But first the return.

These shoppers should learn.

Learn to get out of my way.

I have to return for pay.

Then I may spend.

I'll never lend.

But you can lend to me.

I'll even return it for thee.

Add to the pile.

Takes up many a floor tile.

I asked for it because it costs a ton.

I knew it would make a grand return run.

But, shhhh, don't tell.

Isn't returning swell?

Oh, off to the next store.

You better move aside as I come ashore.

Do you ask for expensive things just so you can take them back? Some surely do at their shack. Somethings don't fit, get two off, etc. and all that stuff, but some ask just to get cash from fluff. Why not just ask for money from the start? Did they suffer a brain fart? Would be less hassle than returning with all the nuts out in mass. Never fear, I'll return tomorrow with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.