The kiddies may be out after the cat. I can't have hair pullers where we are at. I may have to lock the door. I did something they may hate at our shore. Bah, it was fun and had to be done.
Yep, I killed that magic fat guy. He wasn't really that spry. He popped out of that box and tried to dance. I would have none of such a prance. I yanked him out and made him pay. Kill any Santas at your bay? Did you know Santa was neutered too? Damn, no wonder a creepy fat guy can come into any zoo. He can't do a thing. Up nothing shall spring. Now I'll go back to making sure he is dead with another pass. Can't have things springing up on my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
Cassie found it first.
But I wanted to make it burst.
That thing looked good to eat.
I could chew the corners off some sweet.
Then came the scare.
Cassie gave it a glare.
I thought it dumb.
Time to kill the merry chum.
Hmm how is it in there?
Oh what do I care.
I'll rip and tear.
All is fair.
Nope, he doesn't have balls.
Can't go decking any halls.
I know what it is like.
Snip snip makes those balls take a hike.
You'll lose that hat.
I'll squash it flat.
Don't go jingling bells.
Tough love sells.
Don't play dead.
Off with your head.
That beard has got to go.
It is itchy, don't you know.
Back to the hat.
I must have that.
Rip and tear.
I bet you have no hair.
Stop singing to me.
I have no glee.
I don't want to watch out.
I'll make you pout.
Yay, he's dead.
Nothing else is said.
Now let's see about this box.
Good thing it has no locks.
How rude is this?
Came back for more bliss.
I was taking a nap.
I have to end this chap.
Open, you stupid thing.
I know you are on a spring.
Don't hide from me.
I'll make you fly free.
I told you so.
This singing has got to go.
I don't like watching out for fat guys.
They can crush you, word to the wise.
So here it is.
This singing biz.
I'll end it.
Rip it just a bit.
Just a bit more.
Got it at my shore.
You will sing no more.
Time I ended your merry lore.
No box for you.
I'll shake you until you turn blue.
This is so merry to me.
So merry that I'll do it for free.
Yep, I killed that magic fat guy. He wasn't really that spry. He popped out of that box and tried to dance. I would have none of such a prance. I yanked him out and made him pay. Kill any Santas at your bay? Did you know Santa was neutered too? Damn, no wonder a creepy fat guy can come into any zoo. He can't do a thing. Up nothing shall spring. Now I'll go back to making sure he is dead with another pass. Can't have things springing up on my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteWhere is Blue
Did he walk the plank
Good morning True
DeleteEarly morning blues
Blue's a weekend guy
Perhaps he'll come by
Hank
Keeping on top
DeleteBlue was a flop
Blue's not doing too well
DeleteNothing new where I dwell
A big ass flop
Not at the top
Flop ain't grand
DeleteNeed cash in hand
Hi Blue
DeleteYou need that shoe
Or two
DeleteAt his zoo
Glad you got rid of that.
ReplyDeleteWho should want to harm a cat?
Great verse Pat.
Yvonne.
Out he went
DeleteSure got bent
Hohoho - who knew Santa could fit in a small box
ReplyDeletesurprised the cat didn’t throw him in the litter box
Great Post haha made me smile
haha probably would have if given enough time
DeleteSure didn't like his chime
Poor Santa! Hey, my Dad knows all about having no hair!
ReplyDeleteNo hair gets around
DeleteGuess it doesn't want to be found
So, no Christmas this year?
ReplyDeleteNone for all
DeleteBlame our stall
Haha This is awesome. Love the pictures. Have a great Christmas!
ReplyDeleteGlad it was grand
DeleteHope a good one is had in your land
Going In For The Kill That May Not Thrill!
ReplyDeleteReindeer drawn Santa's roaming the hills
But Santa i a box
Not a lot of talk
They'll see Santa in a box with no frills
Hank
That they will
DeleteBoxed for the fill
Ha ha ha! Cat had his way
ReplyDeleteWith Fat Santa this winter day!!!
Showed him who's boss
DeleteSanta was at a loss
Santa with no balls.
ReplyDeleteNow there's a chilling thought.
Causes one to pause.
His Yule Log is for naught.
Stuck in one motion
DeleteHe ain't doing the locomotion
Some kitty is getting coal in his stocking...
ReplyDeleteHe'd just eat that too
DeleteHere at our zoo
No balls has he?
ReplyDeleteThat just ain't right
A ball-less Santa
can't take flight
Well, he can
but he's less a man
Then again
Cassie's got him
beat in that way times ten
hundred.
No flight
DeleteNo fight
Just getting fat
Then he can't see that
I guess that's that! Better luck next year, Santa.
ReplyDeleteWill never win
DeleteThe cat does him in
Oh no, you killed Santa! lol
ReplyDeletelol toast
DeleteHe can roast
Someone's getting coal in their kitty stocking this year. No way around it with that one. ;)
ReplyDeleteHe'll eat and play with it
DeleteHowever nasty bit by bit
Better tell the Easter Bunny to watch out. ;)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Next in line
DeleteFor the feline
Ha, ha, cats are so much fun,
ReplyDeleteThey are curious critters every one.
That they are
DeleteAt each sand bar
Oh oh, I think someone ended up on the naughty list
ReplyDeletewouldn't want to have to explain that to the guy in red
better to hide all the evidence
and leave things a lot unsaid.
betty
Hide he tried to do
DeletePushing it under the bed at our zoo
I know who is at the top of the Naughty List this year!
ReplyDeleteThat means the cat is a winner
DeleteMust get a big old turkey dinner
Santa is dead
ReplyDeleteToast
DeleteHe can roast