Only Needy Comes A Greedy!

I need to type this today. If I don't, I can't say. It is too tragic. I'll drain the world of magic. Damn, it was said. Off with my head. How can this be? I need to go climb a tree.

You are in need.
In need of a shower.
Forget about the greed,
You grow more rank by the hour.

You are in need.
In need of a car.
Yes, you are indeed.
Your new one can't go far.

You are in need.
In need of travel.
It must take seed.
If not, life will unravel.

You are in need.
In need of that sparkly rock.
If not, your eyes will bleed.
You'll then go into shock.

You are in need.
In need for a lottery win.
Rub my hands in greed,
If I lose I'll turn into Rin Tin Tin.

You are in need.
In need of a drink.
You just picked out a weed,
So you deserve a glass clink.

You are in need.
In need of a million dollar home.
You have two hamsters to feed.
They need a place to roam.

You are in need.
In need of a date.
You have built up seed.
You really need to mate.

You are in need.
In need of a switch.
Want is your deed.
Isn't deciphering between the two a bitch?

You are in need.
In need of a kick to the head.
Hey, then maybe the need will be freed,
And you can sleep tight in bed.

Do you need to say anything today? Do you need to come clean at your bay? Do you need to shower? If no, you either did, or that could be why dates barely last an hour. Hey, I needed to help you out with two. Damn, now I'm doing it too. I wanted to help you out with two. But did I really at my zoo? Maybe I just wanted to give the needy, who aren't really needy, some sass. That sounds more like it with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Comments

  1. A couple more hours of sleep would be great
    But work is all that points to my fate

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  2. After after the holidays, I need to work out!

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  3. I need a break from work, but that's a redundant problem through the years.

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  4. Only Needy Comes A Greedy!
    Creates reaction so beastly
    Just cut it out
    May spawn a rout
    May just create a legitimacy

    Hank

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  5. I think we can always find something to need
    for me some days it would be more sleep
    then other days it might be more time
    but lots of times I don't like to think too deep

    betty

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    1. Too deep can waste that time
      And then more time in need of a chime

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  6. I took a shower last night so I'm good. lol

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  7. I do need to travel. I was just looking at trips. On my salary I have to plan waaaay ahead, dangit. ;)

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    1. lol I'd need a few more a's there
      As nothing to spare

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  8. I AM indeed
    in need
    "Don't spill the seed"
    the Biblical plead
    Heck with that. Do the deed.
    This gal's in need!

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    2. I kept going back on the word "plead." I don't think it's a word. But then "pleaded" doesn't make sense. All I know is that I'm in need. I plea. And the alt-right's creed is "Don't spill the seed." So you get a bunch of nonsense from me at your feed.

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    3. Google says plead is a word
      So that isn't absurd
      Neither is letting it spill
      After both get their fill

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  9. Sometimes people say "I need" when they really mean "I want."
    I'm guilty as the word comes out before I can tell myself "don't."

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    1. We all do it from time to time
      Need to think after each chime

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  10. I really need another Christmas Day, that was fun!

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  11. That is the question, Do you need, or do you want??? The bigest thing we all need is good health. Pat have a great day.

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  12. Like Rosey, I am in need of a vacation. After the stress of the holidays, I think we could all use one.

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    1. Works for me
      Now where is the $$$ to cross the sea

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