The Christmas Date For A Merry Mate!

The cat will help you out once more. I know you may need someone in which to explore. There are a few here to choose from for you. Heck, you may even get two. I pity you, if that is true.

I am looking for someone who will accent my life
Would that be British or French or Jamaican to avoid strife?
rather go out and adventure into the woods for hours then go out on a date
Wowee, you know going into the woods never ends well, right, mate?

Fun loving girl! Enjoy the brighter side of life :D Fun loving girl!
We got it the first time that you gave it a whirl.
Just broke up with my by of 2 yrs. Ready to get my feet wet again
So you stopped walking by deserts at your den?

Back in town, working.
Out of town, clerking.
Want to know more just shoot me 
Anywhere specific on thee?

Low stress and high energy, patient
If you don't get your pills do you get impatient?
want to love the way a harmonica does
I think I'll pass on slobber just because

I would much rather start with coffee and small chit chat rather than sex
So the option is there to umm flex?
No need to tell anything unless we meet
Didn't I just bump into you on the street?

Please have pics of you message me
That sounds counterproductive at my sea.
I want you to want me
And I want a lottery winning spree.

Send me pics of your dog
Pffft here's one of the cat's brown log.
I'm open to dateing, but not really rushing into it
Do you flip flop a bit?

Outdoors. Gym. Work. 
Chores. Earthworm Jim. Perk.
I'm a lot to handle but that's why u have 2 hands.
Also I have two fingers to flip off demands.

Married woman looking to meet new friends.
Anyone want to guess how this ends?
I GET ANGERY WHEN GUYS JUST WANT SEX
Damn, are you the Hulk under some kind of hex?

Stop using fake pics
Can you tell the fakes with a few clicks?
I like420Animals
I suppose it beats 420cannibals.

See any that you like? Maybe love could strike. They could help you out and you could catch a trout. They say plenty of fish and all of that. Don't you love the cat? I'm here helping you each day. At least today at my bay. There may be one or three there for you. What's a married woman to do? Yeah, on that we always take a pass. These are all scary to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Comments

  1. Earthworm Jim - haven't played that game in years.

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    1. Yep, sure a long long time
      Say anyone dropped him a dime

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  2. Yikes, everyone duck for cover, quickly!

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  3. sounds like an addition to Robin's collection of winners

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  4. What a nightmare. I can't even with that harmonica love . . . WTH?

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    1. lol not sure on that
      Was sure eye roll worthy to the cat

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  5. hahah This : send me pics of your dog ! haha

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    1. haha wanted those
      No dog to strike a pose

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    2. today I read again and are someones really crazy ! xo

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    3. Really really so
      Blah to dating at our show

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  6. The Christmas Date For A Merry Mate!
    Lots of loving to explore that is fate
    Beware of a fake picture
    Where they don't feature
    Go to any length to fill up their plate

    Hank

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  7. Ah the ol' 420 game
    A bud of weed by any other name
    I guess they'd make a calm date
    although they may show up late
    because they'd be so high
    they forget about the guy
    who is supposed to take them out
    that casts some seeds of doubt

    Elsie

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    1. That it will
      They may also get ill
      Or want to do some more
      Heck, their 5th encore

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  8. Ah the ol' 420 game
    A bud of weed by any other name
    I guess they'd make a calm date
    although they may show up late
    because they'd be so high
    they forget about the guy
    who is supposed to take them out
    that casts some seeds of doubt

    Elsie

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  9. I'm not interested in a Christmas date
    But I've been receiving weird emails of late.
    The cats, dog, and I don't like you.
    So that is your fate.

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    1. Emails sure can come
      They are weird and then some

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  10. Yikes! Once again you’ve made me see
    The dating world definitely is not for me!!!

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  11. Like I said before I'm glad I'm out
    of having to look for a mate or a date
    at this time of my life I'm done with it all
    and I think life would still be great.

    betty

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  12. orlin N cassie

    we iz offline fora while sew we wood like ta wish everee one a most merree Christmas anda happee healthee total lee awesum 2019 ♥♥♥

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Enjoy the time offline at your feed

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  13. I’m glad I’m out of dating market. It can be quite exhausting!

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  14. This was really funny Pat.

    Wishing you and your cats a Merry Christmas!!! All the best to you for 2019. Am taking a break, smiles.

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    1. Enjoy the break
      Hope a great one is had as you partake

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  15. We sure wish all of you a Merry Christmas.

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  16. Out of town, clerking - a least you weren't out of town twerking

    want to love the way a harmonica does - is this a round about way of asking for a blow job?

    Send me pics of your dog - I am officially worried for all dogs in the vicinity of this guy



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    1. haha they were all girls though
      So you may be a bit off on the go

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    2. Maybe you should troll the guy ads then. I am sure you'd find even better material there lol

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    3. haha not sure I could go that low
      Need an R rating at our show

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  17. Great verse to read Pat although late,
    I'm not interested in a Christmas Date.

    Yvonne.

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  18. Tis the season for people to think about the people in their lives. I hope that everyone who wants a "Christmas date" finds one!! Smiles.

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    1. haha I don't think I will
      That battle is uphill

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