This will make you think the new year is grand. I'll give your so called magic a hand. People say such magical things after all. On Twitter they just never stall.
My goal for today was on time.
So it didn't get stopped by a mime?
Love is friendship that has caught fire.
Damn, dial 911 if things get dire.
pornomat: more...
No thanks at our shore.
It is national fruitcake day and I can't believe it.
My, the fruitcakes are sure coming out to twit.
The weene side.
Between a right and left ride?
Take a stand against crime.
Is that like the equivalent of a talking mime?
Men and women need to understand what makes each other trick.
Hmmm the coppers may then arrest you some slick.
I'm on the loan, okay?
I don't know, did you crush it at your bay?
This morning I started my second full week.
A baby genius just gave twitter a peek.
Stock fell and rose and where were you?
I think I was dropping something in the loo.
Cats talk with their nails.
Only when humanity fails.
My job is all jobbed out.
So can you still call it a job when about?
Meals take free.
Days old, so no fee?
Why must animals eat my grass?
Because you didn't have a sign saying do not trespass?
Can you hop and eat?
Wouldn't that ruin any treat?
Things can't go wrong for me.
And you are complaining why at your sea?
Boiled eggs and toast.
And you just wanted to boast?
Stylin with my rocking boots.
And we should give two hoots?
Don't take the wave, take the ocean.
My, that may cause a world-wide commotion.
With new years coming now is the time to get ready for the magic.
Another sucker has been born, how tragic.
And there you go. Don't you love a magic show? The words are so magical for you. Now you can go and tweet a few. Tweet the magic far and near. Be sure and let everyone hear. For it is oh so real. And pssst I'm really a rhyming wheel. Any magically dumb tweets that you've seen come to pass? Or maybe just a few funny ones in mass? Or a spambot lass? I don't need any pornomats to wipe my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
My goal for today was on time.
So it didn't get stopped by a mime?
Love is friendship that has caught fire.
Damn, dial 911 if things get dire.
pornomat: more...
No thanks at our shore.
It is national fruitcake day and I can't believe it.
My, the fruitcakes are sure coming out to twit.
The weene side.
Between a right and left ride?
Take a stand against crime.
Is that like the equivalent of a talking mime?
Men and women need to understand what makes each other trick.
Hmmm the coppers may then arrest you some slick.
I'm on the loan, okay?
I don't know, did you crush it at your bay?
This morning I started my second full week.
A baby genius just gave twitter a peek.
Stock fell and rose and where were you?
I think I was dropping something in the loo.
Cats talk with their nails.
Only when humanity fails.
My job is all jobbed out.
So can you still call it a job when about?
Meals take free.
Days old, so no fee?
Why must animals eat my grass?
Because you didn't have a sign saying do not trespass?
Can you hop and eat?
Wouldn't that ruin any treat?
Things can't go wrong for me.
And you are complaining why at your sea?
Boiled eggs and toast.
And you just wanted to boast?
Stylin with my rocking boots.
And we should give two hoots?
Don't take the wave, take the ocean.
My, that may cause a world-wide commotion.
With new years coming now is the time to get ready for the magic.
Another sucker has been born, how tragic.
And there you go. Don't you love a magic show? The words are so magical for you. Now you can go and tweet a few. Tweet the magic far and near. Be sure and let everyone hear. For it is oh so real. And pssst I'm really a rhyming wheel. Any magically dumb tweets that you've seen come to pass? Or maybe just a few funny ones in mass? Or a spambot lass? I don't need any pornomats to wipe my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteBack to the top
DeleteNo T to stop
Starting all over again
DeleteBut the year's ending!
Hank
Ending it is
DeleteWith the yearly biz
Some interesting thoughts put to rhyme. Well done Pat. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteOut they came
DeleteWith the tweet game
Magic is fun but I wish I could make my neighbor disappear.
ReplyDeleteWe wish we could make money appear
DeleteThen the coast would be clear
Magic shows make me amazed
ReplyDeletebut Twitter I could do without
who has time to keep up with it all
with time to get it done without a shout
betty
Yeah, just a time suck
DeleteOn it we pass the buck
Boiled toast sounds soggy.
ReplyDeleteThat it may
DeleteNasty foray
Twitter is the evil empire where people are mean but I go there just the same with my hate/hate relationship of it. Evil magic, indeed.
ReplyDeleteYeah, hate hate sums it up
DeleteBetter off scooping poop of a pup
Twitter is fun and weird.
ReplyDeleteWeird indeed
DeleteAt many a feed
I like to Tweet and pass on the word, if you take a good look though, the concept's absurd. :) Happy New Years Pat and cats! :)
ReplyDeleteAbsurd it is in the end
DeleteHopefully your new years starts off on a good trend
I once tweeted poetic songs
ReplyDeletebut deaf ears never heard
broken-hearted I moved along
singing the tune of the blackbird
Tweet tweet to one and all
DeleteDeaf sure can make it stall
The weenie side
ReplyDeletedoes not impress
the weenie side
should not undress
the weenie side
is a frigid one
the weenie side
is old and not fun.
Someone has weenies on the brain
DeleteFind one without a cane
Cats talk with their mouth too Saying things like Scooby Doo!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know
At the kitty cat show
That they try
DeleteOn the fly
I guess we can't retweet here.
ReplyDeleteNope, not one bit
DeleteScrew it
I don't tweet and I try to not read tweets. The king of tweets here is beyond scary....no one should have such limited crappy word power of nonsense. Alas!
ReplyDeleteNope, that they should not
DeleteA crappy plot
The Tweeting Spirit Makes You Fear It!
ReplyDeleteTime consuming perhaps it does not fit
Little messages
Much less usage
Rather use others to fulfill more needs
Hank
That they try
DeleteFulfill on the fly
I don't belong to Twitter these past few years.... perhaps I should Pat.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Avoid it
DeleteBunch of umm spit
Who the hell are you following, Pat? 😱
ReplyDeleteWay too many
DeleteDon't know any
May nuke it
After a bit
I'd like to go back to the days before Twitter where we didn't have to hear every stupid little thought that pops into one's head.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would sure be nice
DeleteBut then we could cut out ourselves to avoid that spice