The cat can just relax. I don't even have to pay tax. I'll leave that to my slave. I'll just curl up in my cat cave. But you humans sure do a lot. Then things go to pot. Then you wonder why. Maybe the dollar sign in each eye?
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Have to go.
Have to run.
Need that dough.
Can't have fun.
20 hour days.
6 days a week.
My eyes my glaze,
But I get the dough I seek.
The 7th day of rest?
Bah, who needs that?
I work 21 hours at best.
I'm not a lazy cat.
Sleep can wait.
It isn't needed.
Money is my fate.
Tons is seeded.
Look at my account?
It is so large.
The tax man takes their amount,
But I'm still in charge.
Months to years.
I've made that much more.
But I don't get cheers.
No one's at my door.
No one at all.
My body is toast.
But I won't stall.
I will just boast.
I've got it all.
All in my account.
It sits and won't stall.
It's so much I can't count.
Do you want to see?
Come and look.
I worked for my money tree.
I don't even have need for a nook.
Look at it there.
Just sitting in the account.
I have money to spare.
A cash mountain to mount.
Do you humans hear yourselves sometimes? My, what the chimes. One actually went on and on to me about it. He thought he was the shit. Broken with nothing but a tiny apartment at his sea. But he had all that money that never goes on any kind of shopping spree. He works, it sits. That would give me fits. What is the point in having a ton and nothing at all? Crappy health leaving one curled up in a ball? We'll take the middle of the grass. We don't want Pat not spending money on my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteHi Hank
Deleteanother #1 rank
Hank on top
DeleteNot a flop
Hi Pat, Blue and True
DeleteMerry Christmas to all of you!
Hank
Same to you
DeleteAnd blue's shoe
What's the point of money if you don't use it and enjoy it?
ReplyDeleteYep, sitting there won't do much
DeleteJust gets left behind and such
Use the money to have fun and nice things. Nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteNope, nothing at all
DeleteBeats an apt the size of a small hall
Yep, I say spend it on fun and food too!
ReplyDeleteFood for the win
DeleteDoes much in
Some like to horde away the dough
ReplyDeletethen they have no fun at their show
What's the point of all that cash
if you won't spend a bit of the stash
Yep, you just live it for others when you croak
DeleteScrew that, says this bloke
Better to save a lot
ReplyDeleteand spend a little
and then one can enjoy life
without being so brittle
betty
Brittle does suck
DeleteCan suck many a buck
I can't imagine having piles of money- but I do try to keep some in savings in case of emergency. Of course- my savings would seem like nothing to others. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Yeah, we're that way too
DeleteCompared to some, ours would be poo
I save but also spend for kitties :-)
ReplyDeleteKitties get the win
DeleteAdding to their stash at your bin
Nothing better than spending money on the kitty kats here. It makes the Mom so happy to make the cats happy. Pat you have a very Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteCats happy are a win
DeleteAs they run around one's bin
this week's stock market collapse has been like a souflee (sp?)
ReplyDeletecollapsing........ugh!
Down they go
DeleteNo ho ho ho
I used to be careful about spending my money.
ReplyDeleteThen one day I started thinking who was I saving it for?
Now I'm still careful but have fun spending it more.
The best way to be
DeleteAs with it we agree
The pursuit of money
ReplyDeletecan cause much tension.
But, ain't it funny?
Can't pay attention.
Won't take a dime
DeleteAttention deficient disorder some of the time
The Worth Of Dough Gets A Go!
ReplyDeleteOn spending spree all the more
Dough an advantage
Create a heritage
One's standing given a big glow
Hank
Standing until fall
DeleteThen away with it all
It's sad when you put in the hours, but have little to show for it. I know I often feel like that.
ReplyDeleteYep, sucks a bunch
DeleteSure have that crunch
I'm a saver, unless someone mentions travel. Then I'm all about spending our dough. My husband insists I buy something for myself every now and again. When I do make a purchase, I'll hide it away, then tell my husband to give it to me for Christmas. I've been sitting on a new handbag and pair of shoes since June and just got them today lol
ReplyDeletelol wow, 6 months sure takes some will power
DeleteSaving sure beats a credit shower