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Signs, Signs...
"Now what are you doing?"
Just looking out the window. Can't a guy sit on a windowsil…

WEP: Normal Witch
I dislike making Mommy nervous, but I need to swing my legs this time. She doesn't have to swi…

Surprise!
There you are walking, Maybe even talking, Then out comes a bear. Surprise! You're medium rare…

Question Period
The alien is back with questions. Not for him but for you humans. For he finds some things really …

To Read Or Write Or Write And Read!
Can you do both at the same time? That would sure take skill. I guess I am writing and reading at …

This Is For You...No Really, Really For You!
"Pffft I'd rather play in the germy ball tent. Dumb humans."
This post is for you. I …

Just One More Then One More Then...
When you look at that do you count the clouds you see? Does your imagination fly free? Do you see …

In Hiding Without Hiding!
The cat has been away for almost two weeks. Someone is going to go into some shit creeks. Wait! We …

It Is Typed And I'm Sooooo...Not Wiped!
"This look is for all the naive people out there. Some humans have it to spare."
The cat …

Where In The World!
I guess we have to go searching for Waldo today. Do they even make those any more? Seems like kids…

Deprogrammed Statistics
Look of disgust describes it all.
They say numbers don't lie, but I guess they fail to factor p…

You Have A Spy In Someone's Eye!
The cat doesn't get this as I slink away, but Pat gets it nearly every single day. Even back in…

The Truth Is Up There!
It seems some are obsessed with that little grey fellow. Maybe because he's a bit mellow? Beats…