So today a big number comes due. 3000 rhymes have shined through. From the scary version one rhymes of the past to this one which will soon be in the past. I'll probably be near 3500 when this goes. But what should we do for our 3000th pose?
Look back at the past?
Drazin, Tarsier Man, and the cast?
That buffoon would come to play.
We don't have time for him today.
Make fun of a saying.
Time gets a replaying.
How can we even have time?
Did we kidnap it with the help of a mime?
Make fun of mimes.
Such grand times.
Until they shoot you.
Killer mimes sniff glue.
That would be headline news.
With news you can't lose.
At least until you do.
Clickbait through and through.
PORNO PUSSY DELIGHTS.
Clickbait in big neon lights.
What? We had to do it.
Just fit in with our 3000th fit.
Like stats to all of you.
Pull from ass and put in view.
Believe and quote.
Now the fake are of note.
Live and Let Live.
Go ahead and forgive.
Or some other crap.
Yeah, let's do a quote recap.
This rhyme rhymed.
It was well timed.
We just got lucky.
Yeah, luck can go flucky.
Nothing but fake.
A human need to partake.
Blew the mind once more.
Such a chance of an encore.
And with a whoopdi friggin doo,
We are now done through and through.
The 3000th post has been helmed.
Came in and stayed nice and whelmed.
Are you whelmed at your sea? Think any search engine nuts will find us with the clickbait from me? You just never know. If they do, we'll show. Have you reached 3000 posts yet? Do you think 10,000 will be reached by this pet? That would be a nice number to my OCD. But damn, another 22 years or so of blogging will have to come to be. Pat will be older than dirt and we'll be dead. I guess I better start to get 10 years ahead. Yeah, like that will come to pass. But here's to 3000 more from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Look back at the past?
Drazin, Tarsier Man, and the cast?
That buffoon would come to play.
We don't have time for him today.
Make fun of a saying.
Time gets a replaying.
How can we even have time?
Did we kidnap it with the help of a mime?
Make fun of mimes.
Such grand times.
Until they shoot you.
Killer mimes sniff glue.
That would be headline news.
With news you can't lose.
At least until you do.
Clickbait through and through.
PORNO PUSSY DELIGHTS.
Clickbait in big neon lights.
What? We had to do it.
Just fit in with our 3000th fit.
Like stats to all of you.
Pull from ass and put in view.
Believe and quote.
Now the fake are of note.
Live and Let Live.
Go ahead and forgive.
Or some other crap.
Yeah, let's do a quote recap.
This rhyme rhymed.
It was well timed.
We just got lucky.
Yeah, luck can go flucky.
Nothing but fake.
A human need to partake.
Blew the mind once more.
Such a chance of an encore.
And with a whoopdi friggin doo,
We are now done through and through.
The 3000th post has been helmed.
Came in and stayed nice and whelmed.
Are you whelmed at your sea? Think any search engine nuts will find us with the clickbait from me? You just never know. If they do, we'll show. Have you reached 3000 posts yet? Do you think 10,000 will be reached by this pet? That would be a nice number to my OCD. But damn, another 22 years or so of blogging will have to come to be. Pat will be older than dirt and we'll be dead. I guess I better start to get 10 years ahead. Yeah, like that will come to pass. But here's to 3000 more from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteOf the crop
I guess that makes me two
DeleteGood morning True
DeleteStill #1 even at 2
Hank
A little less than two
DeleteAre you
Goor job with all those posts. I don't know how many posts we have but it is up there. Congrats on keeping going.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you must be up there too
DeletePlenty of cats to view
Congrats on 3000. Pat, that is some amazing rhyming!!!
ReplyDeleteupward we go
DeleteHere at our show
Congrats 3000 posts!
ReplyDeleteWow the cat had a lot to say
to his readers everyday
A lot of books came iinto viiew
It’s true and I have a few
thanks to Pat and his cat
Imagination is where it’s at
to you I tip my hat
Imagination sure comes into play
DeleteAs into everything we stray
Congratulations on three thousand! Eight years, every day - yes, it adds up.
ReplyDeleteYep, adds up indeed
DeleteSlow and steady is the speed
I remember when you reached 1000!
ReplyDeleteIt just seems like yesterday.
Now you are at 3000
With no stopping at your bay!
betty
Yeah, that was a while back
DeleteSure been around here a ways at our shack
And That Makes 3000 Rhymes Done 3000 Times!
ReplyDeleteWhat great dedication and perseverance chimes
10,000 will come
Another fine run
Everyday at 7.00 alive and kicking right on time
Hank
10,000 may
DeleteWe'll see at our bay
Serious question here. Just curious. Have you ever composed a "final post," something for a friend or surviving relative to post in case you meet an untimely end? Something so your readers will not have to wonder why you suddenly stopped blogging? I have.
ReplyDeleteI know you have done that
DeleteSaid so at your blog mat
We have not though
Thought about giving it a go
But the every day isn't going to stay
63 posts left and then we'll see at our bay
wow Pat!! Congrats ! you are amazing, you and the cats!
ReplyDeleteWe like to amaze too
DeleteHere at our zoo
Congrats, Pat! I've been blogging since April 2005 and I'm just sneaking up on 2000 posts. Of course, I've really slowed down the past few years, too.
ReplyDeleteGot me beat by quite a bit of years
DeleteYeah, things slow down when you shift gears
Wow, congrats Pat. Hope the blogging continues to another more.
ReplyDeleteWe shall see
DeleteWhat comes to be
IT'S OVER 3000!
ReplyDelete*BREAKS SCOUTER
A little tap
DeleteWith a dbz chap
I love how efficiently you plan ahead with your posts. I admire that you are so organized.
ReplyDeleteOrganized can be the way
DeleteAt least when posting at my bay
In trying to guess
ReplyDeletehow many posts I've done.
My mind becomes a mess.
Ooh, look, TV! More fun.
Tv one can see
DeleteAlthough much is crap that comes to be
Congrats on your number of posts,
ReplyDeleteYou certainly are a great host.
I've just come up to post 903,
Have quite a way to catch up with thee.
Yvonne.
That you do
DeleteThere at your zoo
3000 is a lot of posts.
ReplyDeleteThank you for being a great host.
They come on out
DeleteFun to have them about
Congratulations
ReplyDeleteAnd salutations
On your 3000 post
You have a lot to boast.
Very few can post every day
And have something new to say
We can post away
DeleteNew come what may
3000 is a lot of rhyming. Have you broke some kind of Guinness record for rhyming blog posts yet?
ReplyDeletehaha may have won out
DeleteWith 3000 a shout
Way to go, Pat!
ReplyDeleteWhat an accomplishment where you're at.
In 22 years I'll be just short of ninety.
I might be facing the Almighty!
haha or you could be going strong
DeleteStill hobbling along