This post will thrill. It fits the bill. How does it fit? I don't know that shit. You humans say such stuff. We don't have time to make fun of the fluff. Or make fun of the time. For the past must be given a chime. Yeah, it just must. Warning. May be dull like rust.
Here is our story.
From whatever to glory.
You've read and seen.
You know what I mean.
At least I hope.
If not, elope.
I hear it's fun.
Elvis will give you a run.
The fake one.
They are fun.
Pick one and go.
Enjoy that Vegas glow.
Now where was I?
Oh yes, giving this a try.
Here is our story.
Zombie feet may be gory.
But this goes back.
Back, back, back at our shack.
Back before a shack.
Back before a pack.
It combines the two.
Both here just for you.
What two is that?
Why the backstory of our blogmat.
Here it is.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Damn, that's wrong.
Blame dear old Donkey Kong.
The one with no ass crack.
I guess number two he does lack.
Maybe number one too.
Unless it's one tiny view.
I hear that chime.
It's near the end of our rhyme.
That means it's backstory time.
We'll say a little more than a mime.
Here is the backstory.
Told in all it's glory.
What came before our lair?
Why there was lots of...wait for it....wait for it...air!
Wasn't that the greatest backstory ever? Don't you want to create a backstory endeavor? Don't you want to do it and beat a dead horse? At least I hope you show the horse some remorse. Ever see backstories that were as pointless as can be? We've seen one or three. But at least you now know what came to pass. There was air that didn't come out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Here is our story.
From whatever to glory.
You've read and seen.
You know what I mean.
At least I hope.
If not, elope.
I hear it's fun.
Elvis will give you a run.
The fake one.
They are fun.
Pick one and go.
Enjoy that Vegas glow.
Now where was I?
Oh yes, giving this a try.
Here is our story.
Zombie feet may be gory.
But this goes back.
Back, back, back at our shack.
Back before a shack.
Back before a pack.
It combines the two.
Both here just for you.
What two is that?
Why the backstory of our blogmat.
Here it is.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Damn, that's wrong.
Blame dear old Donkey Kong.
The one with no ass crack.
I guess number two he does lack.
Maybe number one too.
Unless it's one tiny view.
I hear that chime.
It's near the end of our rhyme.
That means it's backstory time.
We'll say a little more than a mime.
Here is the backstory.
Told in all it's glory.
What came before our lair?
Why there was lots of...wait for it....wait for it...air!
Wasn't that the greatest backstory ever? Don't you want to create a backstory endeavor? Don't you want to do it and beat a dead horse? At least I hope you show the horse some remorse. Ever see backstories that were as pointless as can be? We've seen one or three. But at least you now know what came to pass. There was air that didn't come out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
T
ReplyDeleteTo Vegas I lwould go
DeleteI’d enjoy an Elvis show
Backstories can be fun
depends on how they are done
The backstory of being quick on the draw.
DeleteSeconds on in
DeleteFor a win
Vegas win some bucks
Can bet on anything like ducks
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteGood morning True
DeleteCongrats to you!
Hank
Beat him in
DeleteFor the win
Yes Pat I did enjoy the back show. Have been to Vegas and certainly got a glow there, also Gracelands Elvis's home.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the verse.
Yvonne.
Glow to see
DeleteAs Vegas shines free
Plot? What plot?
ReplyDeleteThe plot of a plot is a plot
DeleteOr something of lot
I like my back scratched when it itches, that's a good backstory!
ReplyDeleteThat is fine here
DeleteNo itches near
LOL...the part about Vegas spot on. Glam and Glitter and not much substance. Once is enough for me.
ReplyDeleteSandy's Space
haha one and done
DeleteGuess not as fun
Forward From Back Gets Some Flack!
ReplyDeleteBackstory chimes getting on track
Elvis made a return
A story going around
A pass for a fake making a comeback
Hank
A fake came back
DeleteREady to cause flack
All I know about backstories is that I usually have one in my mind for most of my characters, even if I don't always subject my readers to it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, in the mind it can roll around
DeleteSometimes that is where they should stay found
I like the back stories
ReplyDeletesometimes they are the most fascinating to read
maybe lessons could be learned from them too
if we took heed
betty
That some could show
DeleteLessons high and low
We all have backstory even cats. Some have better stories than others.
ReplyDeleteTeresa
That they do
DeleteSome suck at ones zoo
I live in Vegas so I know that's true. lol
ReplyDeletehaha all the glitter
DeleteTake to twitter
I read enough back stories in submissions, thanks.
ReplyDeleteEyes glazed over?
DeleteNeed to go talk to rover
I think that when you are developing a character it's important to create that character's backstory; but I also think that you have to be judicious about what you include in your actual story for the reader.
ReplyDeleteLas Vegas is in my near future, so I'm anticipating that Vegas glow.
False Elvises will abound on Fremont Street posing for dough.
Have a good one, Pat!
Having it there doesn't hurt indeed
Deletehaha back to Vegas at your feed
Here is my story
ReplyDeletein all of its glory
Never done before
it's sure not to bore
my back story's the best
like none of the rest
It goes on for years
brings smiles and tears
and there's a front story too
how lucky are you?!
So darned glad to hear that you have a back and a front, Robyn.
DeleteDoes the front thrill?
DeleteIs it all up hill?
Are you simply fronting?
Is that like swinging but bunting?
orlin N cassie...onze upon a time bak in de dayz oh my space ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ N de rest iz hiss toree :) ♥♥
ReplyDeleteRest came to be
DeleteSpace for you and me
Once in Vegas was enough for me. Enjoyed it well enough, but it was all flash without much substance.
ReplyDeleteFlash seems to be the way
DeleteWith the Vegas foray
Sone backstories are important in a story, but when they get too long, it can get boring!
ReplyDeleteBore they will
DeleteAnd sure won't thrill
I never know how much backstory to write.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm wrong; sometimes I'm right.
Hit or miss it can be
DeleteJust have to set it free
Well, I guess I'm sunk.
ReplyDeleteI'm always in a backstory funk!
Back you go
DeleteSinking low
Create a backstory, tell a tale
ReplyDeleteSome are a success, some are a fail
And some are in the middle
DeleteHey diddle diddle
Here’s the story
ReplyDeleteOf a lovely lady..
Wrong one, I know but that song kept going through my head when reading your post
Sure a bunch
DeleteOut to lunch