Forward From Back Gets Some Flack!

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This post will thrill. It fits the bill. How does it fit? I don't know that shit. You humans say such stuff. We don't have time to make fun of the fluff. Or make fun of the time. For the past must be given a chime. Yeah, it just must. Warning. May be dull like rust.

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Here is our story.
From whatever to glory.
You've read and seen.
You know what I mean.

At least I hope.
If not, elope.
I hear it's fun.
Elvis will give you a run.

The fake one.
They are fun.
Pick one and go.
Enjoy that Vegas glow.

Now where was I?
Oh yes, giving this a try.
Here is our story.
Zombie feet may be gory.

But this goes back.
Back, back, back at our shack.
Back before a shack.
Back before a pack.

It combines the two.
Both here just for you.
What two is that?
Why the backstory of our blogmat.

Here it is.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Damn, that's wrong.
Blame dear old Donkey Kong.

The one with no ass crack.
I guess number two he does lack.
Maybe number one too.
Unless it's one tiny view.

I hear that chime.
It's near the end of our rhyme.
That means it's backstory time.
We'll say a little more than a mime.

Here is the backstory.
Told in all it's glory.
What came before our lair?
Why there was lots of...wait for it....wait for it...air!

Wasn't that the greatest backstory ever? Don't you want to create a backstory endeavor? Don't you want to do it and beat a dead horse? At least I hope you show the horse some remorse. Ever see backstories that were as pointless as can be? We've seen one or three. But at least you now know what came to pass. There was air that didn't come out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Comments

  1. TruedessaJanuary 22, 2019 at 7:00 AM

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    1. TruedessaJanuary 22, 2019 at 7:14 AM

      To Vegas I lwould go
      I’d enjoy an Elvis show
      Backstories can be fun
      depends on how they are done

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    2. AdamJanuary 22, 2019 at 9:32 AM

      The backstory of being quick on the draw.

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    3. Pat HattJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:36 PM

      Seconds on in
      For a win
      Vegas win some bucks
      Can bet on anything like ducks

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  2. kaykualaJanuary 22, 2019 at 7:00 AM

    1

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  3. nashvillecats2January 22, 2019 at 7:02 AM

    Yes Pat I did enjoy the back show. Have been to Vegas and certainly got a glow there, also Gracelands Elvis's home.
    Enjoyed the verse.
    Yvonne.

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  4. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 22, 2019 at 9:04 AM

    Plot? What plot?

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:37 PM

      The plot of a plot is a plot
      Or something of lot

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  5. BrianJanuary 22, 2019 at 9:51 AM

    I like my back scratched when it itches, that's a good backstory!

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  6. SandyJanuary 22, 2019 at 10:24 AM

    LOL...the part about Vegas spot on. Glam and Glitter and not much substance. Once is enough for me.
    Sandy's Space

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  7. kaykualaJanuary 22, 2019 at 12:19 PM

    Forward From Back Gets Some Flack!
    Backstory chimes getting on track
    Elvis made a return
    A story going around
    A pass for a fake making a comeback

    Hank

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  8. The Silver FoxJanuary 22, 2019 at 12:19 PM

    All I know about backstories is that I usually have one in my mind for most of my characters, even if I don't always subject my readers to it.

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:38 PM

      Yeah, in the mind it can roll around
      Sometimes that is where they should stay found

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  9. bettyJanuary 22, 2019 at 12:24 PM

    I like the back stories
    sometimes they are the most fascinating to read
    maybe lessons could be learned from them too
    if we took heed

    betty

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  10. T. Powell ColtrinJanuary 22, 2019 at 12:26 PM

    We all have backstory even cats. Some have better stories than others.

    Teresa

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  11. Mary KirklandJanuary 22, 2019 at 1:23 PM

    I live in Vegas so I know that's true. lol

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  12. L. Diane WolfeJanuary 22, 2019 at 1:27 PM

    I read enough back stories in submissions, thanks.

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  13. Fundy BlueJanuary 22, 2019 at 1:51 PM

    I think that when you are developing a character it's important to create that character's backstory; but I also think that you have to be judicious about what you include in your actual story for the reader.

    Las Vegas is in my near future, so I'm anticipating that Vegas glow.
    False Elvises will abound on Fremont Street posing for dough.

    Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:40 PM

      Having it there doesn't hurt indeed
      haha back to Vegas at your feed

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  14. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 22, 2019 at 2:10 PM

    Here is my story
    in all of its glory
    Never done before
    it's sure not to bore
    my back story's the best
    like none of the rest
    It goes on for years
    brings smiles and tears
    and there's a front story too
    how lucky are you?!

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    1. The Silver FoxJanuary 22, 2019 at 2:11 PM

      So darned glad to hear that you have a back and a front, Robyn.

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    2. Pat HattJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:40 PM

      Does the front thrill?
      Is it all up hill?
      Are you simply fronting?
      Is that like swinging but bunting?

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  15. da tabbies o trout towneJanuary 22, 2019 at 5:18 PM

    orlin N cassie...onze upon a time bak in de dayz oh my space ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ N de rest iz hiss toree :) ♥♥

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  16. Theresa MahoneyJanuary 22, 2019 at 10:33 PM

    Once in Vegas was enough for me. Enjoyed it well enough, but it was all flash without much substance.

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    1. Pat HattJanuary 23, 2019 at 6:37 AM

      Flash seems to be the way
      With the Vegas foray

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  17. TamagoJanuary 22, 2019 at 10:52 PM

    Sone backstories are important in a story, but when they get too long, it can get boring!

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  18. Beverly Stowe McClureJanuary 22, 2019 at 11:39 PM

    I never know how much backstory to write.
    Sometimes I'm wrong; sometimes I'm right.



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    1. Pat HattJanuary 23, 2019 at 6:37 AM

      Hit or miss it can be
      Just have to set it free

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  19. SnowcatcherJanuary 22, 2019 at 11:47 PM

    Well, I guess I'm sunk.
    I'm always in a backstory funk!

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  20. mail4roseyJanuary 23, 2019 at 4:44 AM

    Create a backstory, tell a tale
    Some are a success, some are a fail

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  21. BirgitJanuary 23, 2019 at 11:55 PM

    Here’s the story
    Of a lovely lady..
    Wrong one, I know but that song kept going through my head when reading your post

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