The odd time there is a return. They come back to earn. Earn what you have at your sea. The lazy way it usually comes to be. Then that return comes up short. But why is usually the retort.
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Hello blogland.
Life has been grand.
I've been a busy bee.
But I'm back to see thee.
I've been away.
I'm back to play.
I still have nothing to say.
So I'll repeat each day.
Hello blogland.
Life is still grand.
It's been a day.
I'm here to stay.
I enjoy seeing you.
I made a post or two.
Great post from you.
I read it all the way through.
It was so great.
None can relate.
Now come visit me.
Follow back my sea.
Here is the link.
I want to know what you think.
Actually, I want you to buy.
So give the link a try.
Hello blogland.
This is so grand.
Can you give me a hand?
Listen to my band.
Buy what we sell.
It sure is swell.
Come read my book.
I dare you to take a look.
Hello blogland.
This isn't grand.
This blogging thing is so hard.
I have to go mow the yard.
I have nothing to say.
I may come back one day.
But my stuff you can still buy.
You'll make me one happy girl or guy.
Ever run into any of those? I'm sure you have as they strike a pose. Come back all big and bad only to sell crap at their pad. But those Great Post comments are so swell. They should sell, sell, sell. Pffft and I'm a rhyming squirrel lass. Such bloggers won't be fooling my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteStaying on top
DeleteOf the crop
Sorry Hank, I couldn't join you
Deleteon the weekends I sleep in, it's true
Sleep takes the win
DeleteThere at your bin
Welcome "Back" Pat. loved the verse this cold Sunday.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
They can kiss my ass
ReplyDeleteand let it pass!
haha suck on the gas
DeleteAs well in mass
There are a lot of authors who never post until they have a book release. They miss the point of blogging.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteTo them we say screw you
Oh yea, we see those all the time!
ReplyDeleteBack they come
DeleteAnd gone and then some
Ha - I can empathize with the one thought - sometimes I don't have anything to say either. Smiles! But oh well - what the hell!
ReplyDeletehaha with nothing to say
DeleteCan go out and play
I've Returned But Never Learned!
ReplyDeleteMissing out can be cause of concern
Grand comments are swell
But they never can tell
Perhaps merely gestures out of turn
Hank
Gestures can be
DeleteBut may make one flee
I have to say. Dont worry always in yours posts I find something funny or something to make me smile. Thanks for that Pat!!
ReplyDeleteWorks at our sea
DeleteAs posts come to be
Love yours posts!!
DeleteHaven't seen anyone selling stuff in their blogs.
ReplyDeletehaha need to get around more
DeleteThere are many a shore
Oh yes:)
ReplyDeleteYOU have a great one.
yes we will
DeleteAt our hill
I am back from Philly, but nothing to sell
ReplyDeleteNo snow balls to throw
Or dirt to tell
Dirt and snow
DeleteBoth are a low
Lately, I've received both live mail and e-mail with something for me to buy.
ReplyDeleteIt all goes in the trash and I say Why?"
Trash is the way
DeleteSure get it at our bay
I don't sell anything on line, but I see it all the time.
ReplyDeleteYep, easy to see
DeleteAs they try and get thee
They got to promote what they are trying to sell
ReplyDeleteno matter what venue they choose
but sometimes in the end
they don't end up winning but lose
betty
Lose they do
DeleteAs all they do is have it in view
They rarely stay back.
ReplyDeleteNot very long
DeleteGone with another sad song
In the words of "R"
ReplyDeleteGreat Post....
I have nothing to sell
I just post the wanderings of my mind...
Winner winner
DeleteYipppeeeeee chicken dinner
Lol, I remember a few of those. Usually starts when they lose their job and then try to make money online. Good luck to them.
ReplyDeleteYep, good luck indeed
DeleteRarely works at their feed
There's one lady making a small fortune on a class about how to blog, but I'm not so sure she knows anything much that the rest of us, she's just good at marketing it. I'm not buying. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha sounds like it is best to avoid indeed
DeleteBut then some people need common sense at their feed
As I hate the people in stores who come up to me saying I look good in a bright yellow parakeet outfit, I hate the bloggers who just want to sell because they want to make a buck....they can go away.
ReplyDeleteThat they can do
DeleteGet outta view
I don't get them on the blog much anymore, but I do get them on my Instagram daily. "Hey! Great feed! Come check mine out too and give me a follow". Piss off is what I usually say.
ReplyDeletehaha they can go piss up a rope
DeleteThat is a fine hope
I don't like blogs that are all about self-promotion and selling.
ReplyDeleteTo me blogging is all about the connections you make with others.
That is the way
DeleteConnections are a win at the end of the day