The cat was out the other day, more like Pat was at our bay, and saw a place that was rather scary. It probably would rot a ripe berry. It was way way back in no rat land. But one thought it grand.
Here we are.
Door not ajar.
Door stays shut.
Could be a nut.
Murder shack a plenty.
This makes twenty.
Oh, a cellar door.
Go down there and be lost forevermore.
Smell the sea air.
Sorry, can't at our lair.
The window's down a crack.
Hmm look to frail to attack.
Get out and do.
Then they trap you.
Try to turn and run.
At least there's no gun.
At least not yet.
Loaded in the house a safe bet.
Don't piss off the crazy.
Life may get hazy.
Isn't life grand?
No, I won't shake your germy hand.
But sure, it is grand.
I don't want to know what's buried in that sand.
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Not even if you could study celss.
Yeah, I looked that up.
Aliens fixed that hiccup.
Nope. This place is the best.
It beats all the rest.
Never have I or would I want to go anywhere.
This is my murder shack lair.
How would you know?
Never you did go.
So you just nod and agree?
Does sheep live with thee?
I live alone.
Not even a phone.
It's just the best.
Like a bird in a nest.
Do you never want to live anywhere else at your sea? How do you know if you never left or experienced anything else in the life of thee? Maybe having no desire to live anywhere else is a better way. But never? Does that really come into play? Do you have a desire to live in a murder shack two hours away from anything resembling civilization at your sea? We'll pass and quickly, very quickly, flee. That is too much hermit in mass. We'll stick with being a one horse town little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood Morning Hank
DeleteGood Morning True
DeleteWhere were you?
Hank
One minute late
DeleteStill made it!
Hank
Hank living it up as #1
DeleteBack to the top
DeleteOf the crop
I used to reside in Spain I wish I had stayed there, life was more relaxing than where I am now. But I did return to the UK so have to make the best of what I've got........which is the shops closeby also the beach.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your verse Pat.
Yvonne.
That is true
DeleteThe best at one's zoo
I never want to leave my place by the sea.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the tourists leave me be.
Otherwise they may find
That I'm not always kind.
Visit our area and our beaches
but remember not to be a bunch of leeches
and take all our food and snacks
from the grocery store racks.
Drive like it's your home town
otherwise we all frown
and think about moving away
but then we remember our beautiful bay!
So then we all want to stay!
Elsie
Stay even with the nuts
DeleteWho steal from your huts
And leave you with bare racks
Surprised there hasn't been gun attacks
At least shooting a tire out
Canadians better watch what is about
I like where I live now but I'm grateful I've lived across the US and in several countries.
ReplyDeleteCan experience much that way
DeleteA fine way to stray
I'm okay being here with Ray, but if I had a ton of money
ReplyDeleteI'd have a beach home and a city high rise too
Two for one
DeleteCould have fun
We are all just super happy to be right here!
ReplyDeleteRight here is grand
DeleteIn any old land
I have lived in many different places each was a unique experience.
ReplyDeletePs I read the average person moves 13 times. I counted out and that is about right for me.
DeleteUp to 18 or so here
DeleteNot average with my rhyming rear
A good Halloween tune this could be
ReplyDeleteA scary place to live is not for me!
But so many places I want to see
So many places for photography!
Could shoot a lot
DeleteAnd much would be caught
Wouldn't Want To As A Home Comes Due!
ReplyDeleteMoving a bother but still people do
Just enjoy the fun
Always on the 'run'
May end up in scary places for a few
Hank
That one could do
DeleteAvoid scary coming due
I desire to live in a place where the sun shines more than 90 days a year. Is that asking too much?
ReplyDeletehaha got that here
DeleteAlthough cold is near
Having lived in a lot of places
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty content right now here
at least I don't have to deal with moving boxes
and that was something I always feared
betty
That sure sucks indeed
DeletePass the buck on them at our feed
No murder shack for me
ReplyDeleteand if blood drips from the walls, I will flee.
I would like to live in Austria or Germany
but I know I have a good home so I let it be.
Sometimes we don't see how good it is
until it's gone and then we become Les Mis
Yep, grass is always greener
DeleteAnd sometimes not as cleaner
guyz... sneekin round iz hard two day… but we due haz time ta say HI ~~~ 🙂 ♥♥ =^..^=
ReplyDeleteSneak about
DeleteWith a shout
I'm so happy where I live. So so so so so so so happy. I certainly don't want to live in or visit a murder shack for hermits, even if it's in my lovely state!
ReplyDeletehaha so so so is a win
DeleteLots to do at your bin
Murder shacks suck
On them we try to pass the buck
I'm really happy in my own little home.
ReplyDeleteWith the kitties and doggy I'm never alone.
A good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
I've moved but not in the past 20 years.
ReplyDeleteYou should flee
DeleteScary at your sea
Okay, Pat, I bit. I looked up celss: I found several "explanations." This was my favorite: "CELSS (Controlled Ecological Life Support System) is a scientific endeavor towards the creation of self-supporting environments to maintain and support human life on space stations or colonies." OR in more graphic terms, "means of breaking down human wastes and, if possible, integrating the processed products back into the ecology. For instance, urine was processed into water, which was safe for use in toilets and watering plants." Guess you'd want to be able to do that on a long trip to Mars! Hope you've had a good day, my friend!
ReplyDeletehaha leave it to you to take a peek
DeleteYep, everyone needs to take a leak
I dream of the day I can move out of here. Until then, I just travel everywhere and dream of where I'll eventually retire to.
ReplyDeleteHaven't nailed down that spot
DeleteAs you travel a lot?
I don't want to live anywhere else
ReplyDeletebut I sure love to travel!
Travel can be fun
DeleteWhen it is done