The settings are out. They swim like trout. The follow and swim. My, the settings are dim. Maybe out on a limb? Ferris Bueller may think that dim. Or was it his sister? Hey, he wasn't in Twister.
The computer comes.
You beat the drums.
Brand spankin new.
Look, some adware for you.
Default at start.
Taken to heart.
A full adware cart.
Wanna buy a pop tart?
Type and find.
Ads have a mind.
All there in view.
The default of you.
Speaking of which.
What's that twitch?
You don't like my spelling?
You just had to go telling?
The default of you.
It just came due.
A default setting.
There's more I'm betting.
A gambling way.
Bye bye to your pay.
Got more and go.
A default heigh ho.
The adware is there.
It can still stare.
It gave you that site.
Gamble all night.
The double default.
Two in one vault.
You and it.
One doesn't give a shit.
The default of you.
Whatever will you do?
The adware gets a delete.
You're stuck on repeat.
Is that not neat?
Brought it back, sweet!
That time for real.
Default grammar setting is the real deal.
Do you ever look at your default settings? Would it upset you if I used gettings? If so, I just got it for the third time. Or at least the second with my rhyme. Any default setting stand out for you about you? Don't you hate when adware comes with any computer that's new? I think my default setting is stuck on sass. It sure pops out of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
The computer comes.
You beat the drums.
Brand spankin new.
Look, some adware for you.
Default at start.
Taken to heart.
A full adware cart.
Wanna buy a pop tart?
Type and find.
Ads have a mind.
All there in view.
The default of you.
Speaking of which.
What's that twitch?
You don't like my spelling?
You just had to go telling?
The default of you.
It just came due.
A default setting.
There's more I'm betting.
A gambling way.
Bye bye to your pay.
Got more and go.
A default heigh ho.
The adware is there.
It can still stare.
It gave you that site.
Gamble all night.
The double default.
Two in one vault.
You and it.
One doesn't give a shit.
The default of you.
Whatever will you do?
The adware gets a delete.
You're stuck on repeat.
Is that not neat?
Brought it back, sweet!
That time for real.
Default grammar setting is the real deal.
Do you ever look at your default settings? Would it upset you if I used gettings? If so, I just got it for the third time. Or at least the second with my rhyme. Any default setting stand out for you about you? Don't you hate when adware comes with any computer that's new? I think my default setting is stuck on sass. It sure pops out of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteMakes 2
DeleteFor you
Good evening True
DeleteNice day for you!
Hank
Yes, 2 in a row
DeleteTaking it slow!
Hank
Slow going
DeleteBut a showing
I was super annoyed by all the adware on my phone.
ReplyDeleteCan sure load up
DeleteAnd fill its cup
Unfortunately, when all else fails, sometimes you have to wipe a computer clean and start again from default.
ReplyDeleteThat you do
DeleteWipe it clean for a new view
Or smash it and buy a new one
That can be fun
default to turn off and forget about it. That's my default plan
ReplyDeleteThere you go
DeleteAt your show
I hate some default settings andnjust ask my ex to set it up for me. I know....boring isn’t it.
ReplyDeleteAt least it gets setup
DeleteWithout any a hiccup
Microsoft settings I always hate
ReplyDeleteI always set my own clean slate
Back they try
DeleteWhen updates fly
When I'm really tired, I wish I had default settings.
ReplyDeleteOn autopilot can work
DeleteWould be a perk
No default setting at my bay
ReplyDeleteI like to have things my way
so I change things up all the time
especially when I visit here to rhyme
One day I'm nice to the cat
the next I tell him to splat
Keeping things exciting at my shore
so I'm never bored
Elsie
...I owe you an email!
haha the cat doesn't mind
DeleteOne eye can view his behind
Or his front
Boredom shall never stunt
Adware is everywhere I fear
ReplyDeletecan't stay away from it, its always here
betty
That it is
DeleteLike pop pop fizz fizz
We always check our settings...oh, and we look at the one on the computer too!
ReplyDeletehaha double dip
DeleteA fine trip
orlin N cassie; itz de fault oh de pea sea builder ya noe ~...and yez thatz a total lee stooooopid joke ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeletehaha but it works out
DeleteWith some trout
I bought this laptop just a few years ago and had to go in a change so much.
ReplyDeleteYep, crap comes with it
DeleteAnd set up to shit
I delete so much trash with a new computer purchase. And all that adware is built into the systems so you cannot delete it without deleting something else I frequently use. Argh.
ReplyDeleteThat's how they get you
DeleteStuck with the crap that comes due
It really pisses me off when a website changes what its default settings are, and in doing so, they screw up your profile, preferences, or something else. It's almost as irritating as the whole "Opt-Out" syndrome!
ReplyDeleteYep, both of those suck indeed
DeleteAnd STUPID windows updates change everything back when they take seed
Adware, spyware
ReplyDeletebriefs, boxers, granny underware
I don't care
I don't dare
to understand
computer snares
A strong chainsaw
is the way
to fix these problems
at my bay
But doesn't that take gas?
DeleteWhy not take a pass?
Just sit it in the road
Won't need a car with a big load
I don't really mind my default settings as long as everything is a-ok. Enjoy your week Pat.
ReplyDeletea-ok is the way
DeleteWith this week, one more day
A Default Way Day By Day!
ReplyDeleteTo stay on that is their way
Clean up if it bothers
With no effect on others
Otherwise just carry on if ok
Hank
Carry on and see
DeleteWhat comes to be
Sometimes checking the options is time intensive and people can't be bothered because the default is sufficient.
ReplyDeleteYep, stuck with it
DeleteBecause they don't bother with any bit
I hate that iphone has some default apps installed that you can't delete, but they take up a portion of your phone space. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteYep, tried to delete a bunch here
DeleteBut they won't let you get near
They get worse each gen.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteMore to view
I've slowly learned to check my settings, default or otherwise. If I can't figure my way out of a problem, I speed dial Apple or go to the nearest Apple store Genius bar. It's been working so far.
ReplyDeleteGets the job done
DeleteAs to the apple store you run